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dog mom. she/her. opinions are my own. former fan development in chicago. a little kindness goes a long way
Illinois, USA
Joined March 2010
sending RFPs for a living and then accidentally typing rpf
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guess we need to start calling them the “US Boys’ National Team” because god forbid they act like adults and take responsibility for their actions by becoming political pawns
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You can measure the erosion in democracy by his hairline
Auston Matthews, along with the rest of Team USA, has arrived at the White House Via @MargoMartin47
#leafsforever
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The same afternoon Stella passed, I witnessed someone swerving into oncoming traffic. Called 911 and watched them drive into a cornfield. I pulled over with another witness and walked up to the car, demanded they turn off the car and hand over keys so they didn’t run off.
Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still actually run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life
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this is basically Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die
🚨#BREAKING: Meta has patented an AI that can keep a deceased person’s account active and running, posting, messaging, and video calling by replicating by using their behavior from past data.
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scary stories to tell in the dark but they’re all just AI horror stories
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instead we get Wegovy and Ted ☹️
Watching a hockey game with no ads on the boards and no gambling sponsorships every 2 minutes
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Sidney Crosby is absolutely Barbara Howard in the camping episode of Abbott Elementary
OFC sidney "i don't why it's a big deal we took public transportation" crosby planned the field trip 😭
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genuinely, how is a senile sack of tertiary syphilis running the country?
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So first, Canada hasn’t won a cup in over 30 years. Second, China has tried to grow the sport of hockey, what benefit would it be if they shut down the sport in the country that seems to be a huge source of the players they get?
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
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we didn’t even get an update on Baby Jane Doe #thepitt
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why does this look like AI slop
Something from the Upside Down must have survived… Stranger Things: Tales From '85, a new animated series, premieres April 23.
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First, let me start by saying that this is incredibly shitty and Rep. Omar should NOT have had to endure this. However, if my rep isn’t going to fight for themselves in this way, why should I expect them to fight for their constituents?
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Unrelated but a really cool completely legal read
Armored vehicle entering the scene near the shooting , the crowd tries to block the vehicle as protesters throw objects at the vehicle @DailyCaller
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Same goes for the “don’t tread on me” crowd
Turns out “come and take it” wasn’t meant as a threat, they were actually just offering everything up to the feds
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I miss the sound of Stella scratching a spot on the floor and her little sigh when she’d found the perfect sunny spot near the back door
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