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@brandonjnewman_

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I think Magic Johnson is a fantastic tweeter. Producer for @draftkings @GoJoandGolic • Formerly employed by a fox, a stool & a peacock—Now a 👑 • ephesians 6:10

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4 years
For the causal polo run
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“Josh Allen willl be starting this weekend” — @LeroyInsider 🔐 Just another day at the office for a very good boy. h/t @PFTCommenter
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Twitter, this is Carter Kenai Newman.
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4 years
Aye!!! I made Dave laugh w/o saying the N-word! Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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4 years
Finally Brandon made me laugh! Now that’s how you do comedy! 😂😂😂
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4 years
Being Black at Barstool is My Job 🤙🏾 FINALLY, wrote my first blog. ➡️ ⬅️
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4 years
An excuse to smile.
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@brandonjnewman_
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4 years
And y’all wonder how I blended in at Notre Dame
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6 years
I want a split screen of Donald Trump during the Kendrick Lamar halftime performance. I need it.
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4 years
Adam Silver should be on the hot seat for not allowing chicken wings in the NBA Bubble.
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4 years
Kings' Richaun Holmes left the NBA bubble for chicken wings 😅 ➡️
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@brandonjnewman_
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4 years
If I quit how do I help you and everyone else at @barstoolsports change the company from the inside? Unless that’s not what you’re looking for... I choose to believe your words during your second Emergency Press Conference. But now you’re suggesting I jump ship?
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Dave Portnoy
4 years
The beauty of this country is that I was able to work my ass of for 2 decades and built this platform to give others like you an opportunity. I can’t delete my history like Muj did with all his racist, homophobic, sexist tweets. If you truly think I’m racist you should quit
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4 years
I passed out early last night because all this has been exhausting emotionally but im so proud & happy to be at @barstoolsports during this time. People like PFT are helping educate the masses on their own platforms and I’m hopeful we all will be better people from it.
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4 years
Want to mention @BlackBrandon99 in particular. Has a unique perspective we can all learn from
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4 years
Jason Derulo bet it all on Cats and TikTok
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Jason Derulo says he thought 'Cats' would "change the world”:
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4 years
People with backyards have to be mentally handling this better than those without one right?
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4 years
Dunkin is trying to kill us all
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4 years
Leaving the hospital earlier today
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4 years
Some good news.
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4 years
Going to get something to eat in San Francisco
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5 years
We outta here Baby 🙏🏾 @barstoolsports
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4 years
Been waiting on this baby since 7am
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3 years
Rest In Peace Big Lou @1irishchocolate
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4 years
How was I supposed to know?
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4 years
Muj is irreplaceable. One of the few people who I felt like had my back during my first couple of months. He told me his vision then executed with @stoolhooliganz . I’m honestly shook. Happy for him; sad for all of us.
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4 years
Where they do that at?
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4 years
“So after that I bought your Momma a second ring” “A second ring!?!?” “Yeah, then we had your sister...”
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2 years
I was 275 at the beginning of my Senior year in HS and Charlie Weis called me & said “if you’re not 300lbs or heavier by the time you show up to Notre Dame you’ll never see the field” I showed up at 333 then he told me in person I gained too much weight & I’d never see the field
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Josiah Johnson
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What’s the worst advice a coach gave you?
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3 years
I hate being able to hear the couple in the apartment next to us fight, but she’s right. He shouldn’t have went to White Castles without getting her something.
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4 years
I don’t even know him and he makes everyone from Louisville so proud. A lot on his shoulders and now he’ll have that freshman XXL title on his résumé... The sky’s the limit for @jackharlow and he’s just getting started.
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4 years
These products work
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3 years
My wife uses the terms cakes and pies interchangeably and it’s infuriatingly because bringing home a slice of cake and bringing home a slice of pie is NOT the same thing
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4 years
My son has his 5-month-old check up with the pediatrician today and I always get nervous the doctor is going to ask me about my weight.
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3 years
#tbt Any Given Sunday looks with my Dawgs 🎃
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4 years
I used to make the wildest photoshops for Jason Whitlock. 😅
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4 years
When you’re from Louisville, you’re used to being disappointed by the city, but today Louisville destroyed any illusion of “justice” I had left. The system continues to disrespect and fail Breonna Taylor. My heart hurts for everyone. Every American. We all lost today.
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4 years
Uber XL
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Kapron Lewis-Moore
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Best bikes for big dudes?
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4 years
I feel like the new kid in class with glasses minding my business in the back of the class and then half way through the school year everyone notices my glasses and loves them and wants to thank me for wearing them and having them on I’m over here like, I been had glasses on 😅
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5 years
Portion control is key on the weekends.
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4 years
A reason to celebrate Father’s Day.
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4 years
@Complex The guy explaining to Jerry West why everyone was laughing though 😅
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2 years
ATTN: I have joined the @DraftKings family! My official title isn’t important, but it is impressive (Sr Producer). What is important is I get to do something I’ve wanted to do for a long time, go pro with my boy @mikegolicjr ! This is going to be fun. Let’s cook 👨🏿‍🍳 👨🏻‍🍳 @GoJoShow
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2 years
👏🥺🙏🤗👏 GOT TO TUNE IN TO @TheHerd today! @JoyTaylorTalks Hosting on Christmas Eve!!!! Congratulations Joy! 🗣 LFG!!!
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Joy Taylor
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! I’ll be hosting @theherd tomorrow! @colincowherd is enjoying some time with the family so I hope you’ll join me at 12 PM ET tomorrow for Christmas Eve!
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4 years
High profile athletes can’t even get pooped on in peace... 2020 just wont let up
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4 years
Nobody was offended by “White Men Can’t Jump” but if Hollywood made a movie called “Black Men Can’t Swim” ... Twitter would have a field day. Double standards exist. @2BiggsPod
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Carter went from quarantined in a womb to quarantined in a room. #perspective
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4 years
Carter said: Y’all have a great Sunday!
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Am I tripping or did a Dementor just fly across the screen during the #CitrusBowl ?
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S/o to @Trysta_Krick for pissing me off and pushing me to speak up
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4 years
My wife fed a dog treat to my 3-year-old nephew this morning. Merry Christmas from our family to yours!
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1 year
Honestly, I’ve never wanted to go roller skating more in my life
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4 years
A very exciting day to be a new employee at @barstoolsports ! I ran into Erika Nardini and Dave Portnoy this morning and they were glowing! From $15M to $450M in less than 5 years. Blessed to be on the Pirate Ship🙏🏾 #VivaLaStool
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@KFCBarstool Agreed. Sick and tired of these bisexual Tom Brady takes
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6 years
Q: “Where’s Offset?” 🤷🏻‍♂️ A: “He in the Coupe right now.” @Migos 🥡 Me: 💀 via @foxsports
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5 years
Notre Dame Linemen > Your favorite college football team’s Linemen. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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4 years
The Air Zions look like the shoes the cooks at Waffle House wear.
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4 years
Thank you @PFTCommenter
@PFTCommenter
PFT Commenter
4 years
It's insanely unfair that we've put our black employees in this situation
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My father-in-law thinks I got fired because “no man with a family quits his job without another one lined up.“ What a Boomer.
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3 years
The original tablet
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@KFCBarstool This is how y’all lost him earlier in this season
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A photo of you in January 2020, blissfully unaware.
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4 years
This is a fair question
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heezey
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If a small percentage of looters discredits an entire movement, than what does a small percentage of bad cops do????
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Just saw my son’s face for the first time in an ultrasound and I must say... the little guy is quite handsome.
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I have so many questions
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Media summit in NYC.
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They done messed around and gave me a desk @barstoolsports
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Gotta get used to this
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Me: “That’s racist.” White People:
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@KFCBarstool “Stop killing Black people and stop killing animals” Not going to lie. Slightly triggered by the comparison
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What in the waffle-fry-fuck is this?
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Ride or Die @barstoolsports fan stops by the office to show off his @stoolpresidente tattoo! (this only my 3rd day but #VivaLaStool 😅)
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“God is good.” - Kawhi Leonard 🙏🏾
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Told my Mom, “I finally got drafted” #vivalastool
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This shit is sickening.
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4 years
Thank everyone for all the well wishes & texts congratulating us on the new baby. This has been the hardest 4 days of my life (since the dog days of camp at ND.) Even w/ my Mom flying in Friday to help out, I’m delirious. Exhausted & happy. Sometimes shit feels impossible though
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4 years
. @willcolon66 and son in the kitchen in bout 7 years 😂
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5 years
TIGER just won the MASTERS!!! ⛳️ People of Color, LET’S HIT THE LINKS!!! 🏌🏾‍♀️🏌🏾‍♂️
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Twitter: 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 My reality:
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#tbt In high school, my Mom refused to pay for individual photos so my brother (16) and I (14) always took pictures together. 😅
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4 years
I love working from home with my little meat man. 🐽
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2 years
free my dawg defense
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6 years
Jalen Hurt deserves an Oscar nomination after tonight's performance.
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4 years
I think everyone is forgetting the fact that we didn’t necessarily want to have to address the fact that our boss said the N-word at work to make people laugh... at work. But here we are.
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4 years
Lifetime likelihood of imprisonment: White Men: 1 in 17 Black Men: 1 in 3 It’s never been safe for black men in this country. I can be the model citizen for the rest of my life and never avoid going to prison.
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4 years
Made the mistake of being honest with my wife about how I felt she was acting and we haven’t had a real conversation since last night. She didn’t wake me up for baby duty at 3am & is now watching tv in the other room after telling me to put the baby down so she can pick him up.
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5 years
My wife is the Sultan of Surprises! 👏🏾 Happy Birthday to My Dad! He & Big Meech surprised me with himself and my amazing Other Mother on his birthday! Headed into the city tonight for the ND/USC game watch for @barstoolsports ! Pull up! Public House NYC!
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4 years
Friday night Bang Bang at Bonefish
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3 years
I started my new job at NBC Sports on Monday; running social for Brother From Another ( @HolleyandSmith ). As heavy as this week has been on the news front, I’m proud to have contributed some levity to today’s show with this image.
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Who Dat? Who Dat Say Dey Gone Support Drew Brees?
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4 years
TV > Movies > Books; in that order
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4 years
My son is 2-months-old now. When do kids start making friends?
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5 years
Walls didn't protect Harambe.
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4 years
I mean...
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4 years
Which offends you more: black people using the N-word or @stoolpresidente saying the N-word? I got my answer when you’re ready.
@Jumbo5124
p - Jerry Silver
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@BlackBrandon99 Having a child doesn’t take away from the absolute monstrosity that’s headline and podcast are. The two can both exist. You guys really messed up.
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Daycare starts in 3 weeks for our 16-month-old. I’m going to miss running into this guy around the office.
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7 months
show the D-Linemen some love. Nothing in the world like a sack. Congratulations to Calais Campbell on 100 career sacks
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2 years
@mikegolicjr And if anybody needs Mike’s personal cell, email, and/or home address my DMs are open
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4 years
WHERE DEM BABIES AT?!? Nieces, cousins, daughters, nephews, sons, neighbors, share the chillren on this thread: Here Go Carter:
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4 years
Just now realizing how easy it is to block people on here. It’s almost too easy.
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