med school is weird because even though im on a much-needed break, i feel like i should be doing something productive instead of feeling guilty that instead im binging netflix shows and avoiding any responsibilities for the next two weeks
i suggested an ABG as a part of my assessment and plan today in my family medicine clinic and this is exactly how i know outpatient medicine isn’t for me
so today in anatomy, my professor put up a slide that said “for optimal health, females should have 3-5 orgasms before penetration” and the number of guys that looked genuinely shocked in class KILLED me. guys, y’all better get to work
the anesthesiologist im shadowing today always makes sure im drinking enough water and takes me into the physician’s lounge for snacks and breaks and it’s literally the SWEETEST thing 🥺 im obsessed
my favorite person in the hospital is the person who works at the registration desk and says “good morning, I hope you have a great day sweetie” every morning i see her
idk what her salary is but she deserves a raise
m3 is when all the fascia you ignored in anatomy during m1/m2 comes back full force when every single attending asks you what the fascia they’re cutting through is
so i got AOA and may or may not have cried for a solid 15 minutes after finding out
i could not be more thankful for the incredible support from my mentors and faculty at
@OhioStateMed
over these last three years and making this all possible 🥹
very happy to say that i have committed to The Ohio State University College of Medicine!
overwhelmed with emotions right now but very excited for the future!
@OhioStateMed
accurate depiction of how it feels having a small break from school and then jumping right into dedicated
probably my favorite photo on uworld thus far
my contribution to pediatrics thus far (day
#1
of peds) has been sitting on the floor blowing bubbles with an inconsolable 9 month old
i think we should do this with patients of all ages
also please remove “when all this is over” from your everyday speech. for millions of people: lgbtq+, women, people of color, undocumented folk, there is no “when this is over.” everyday is a volatile battle w/ republicans who are constantly trying to take away our rights
step 1 dedicated was miserable for sure but i don’t think i prepared enough for the existential dread that is waiting for the score report to come out and all of my intrusive thoughts telling me i failed
one thing that just really frustrates me is that i get so beyond excited when our curriculum gives us lectures on racism, gender inequality, and social determinants of health, and it’s sad and just really upsetting that people treat them as burdensome & not important
spent the day at Planned Parenthood as a part of my ob/gyn rotation and honestly it was such an incredibly affirming experience of women’s reproductive rights, while also wildly frustrating to learn about the federal/state laws that restrict women’s right to bodily autonomy
how is it that i get the niche questions on uworld correct with like 27% of other people but i consistently miss the questions where 92% of people select the right answer
make it make sense
i have one more clinical day with my preceptor (who ive had for the last 18 months) and he said he doesn’t want another medical student because i was his first student & “set the bar so high” and that he’s really going to miss me
didn’t expect to cry at clinic but here we are 🥹
graduating with latin honors, one major and three minors, and initiated into phi beta kappa, and an LGBT first-gen college student, i could not be more fucking proud of myself and my accomplishments during undergrad 😭😭
@WestinWong
is it a problem if all of my responses to “why our program?” during interviews is because there is a Trader Joe’s within a 15 mile radius of the hospital?
i might not know what’s going on 99% of the time during m3 year but i’m really great at self deprecating humor and saying bad jokes on rounds and i like to think that improves the vibe a little bit and counts for something!
i feel like it goes without saying but you should care about medical racism, gender inequity, and social determinants of health because it viscerally and inextricably affects your patients
this week of anesthesia is probably the happiest ive been all of third year and it is SO refreshing and reassuring that this is the right specialty for me
what’s disgusting is that low income people get bullied and are socially ostracized for having old and worn out shoes/clothing, but heres gucci selling this shit for $900
capitalism is fucking gross and exploitative and i hate it
i fucking LOVE that Barlow is getting called out right now for being complicit with students parading trump and confederate flags 😂
also fuck you principal schmidt for being silent and doing nothing
so we got our OSCE feedback and for our health coaching session, i apparently said “oh my god, i love that for you!” when the SP told me her health goals and my faculty grader ATE IT UP. they loved my enthusiasm and affirmation 😂 channeling my inner JVN as always
if general surgery has taught me one thing, it’s an absolute newfound respect for the surgeon’s understanding of fascial planes. it’s truly such an art