Paully B
@boringbuildr
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you don’t know about me but I bet you want to
Madison, WI
Joined June 2015
When your life partner bullies a dad to give you a baseball at a Phillies game .
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Alcohol consumption in the US has fallen to record low, per Bloomberg.
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Shoutout to the bus driver keeping those kids extra safe by merging onto the highway at 37mph and nearly causing a massive pile up. Fucking clown show.
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Boomers be like let’s go out in public and act like we’ve never used a credit card reader before.
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RT @Marshall__Scott: Getting escorted outta the bar cuz I won’t stop showing the bartender my old tweets.
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RT @kalebingreenbay: I wasn’t aware that @TylerInEdmonton and @boringbuildr played pro baseball. 🏳️🌈.
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Me across the parking lot one minute before the liquor store closes .
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NARB.
getting a random boner is a bit funny like what is it boy what do you see.
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RT @JustPlainPat: The Tuesday after Labor Day might be the worst day of the year. Zero redeeming qualities.
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RT @midwestern_ope: Things Midwest dads say when their kids sleep in: . “Glad you decided to join us”.“Well look who slept in”.“Good aftern….
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RT @popitforpoppa: woke up handsome af once again this shit getting ridiculous.
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