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Why would you light the back of the arrow on fire?
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*with tears in my eyes* Congress... thank you.
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Vaxxed?
Missing millionaire crypto influencer found dismembered in suitcase
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Scientists realeased a video a few months ago of one of these things freaking out after being followed by an ROV. They don’t just drift around.
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Please coat my shit in 25 dollars worth of gold leaf, do not rest it after cooking, saw it into oblivion with a bread knife and then charge me a 300% markup.
Whew they really gone be mad when they realize I went back & got an even bigger steak the $600 one lol money well spent! Some most mfs will never experience because they can’t afford to!
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Someone needs to take the chalkboard away from this lady...
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One of the few good things I ever did with my life was serve jury duty and acquit a guy who was lumped up on a federal drug conspiracy charge. 10 said guilty. 1 said I don’t know. And I said no. And for 2 days I argued better than his attorney until they all caved.
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MSG is healthier than salt. It’s salt but better and it contains 60% less sodium than regular salt. There is no such thing as an “msg allergy” because there are no allergenic compounds in msg.
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The hat shadow is killing me
The worst thing about COVIDIOTS is how they leave their vaccines EVERYWHERE.
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It makes me happy that Chad Coleman is a cool guy IRL too.
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Damn dude. Looking like absolute shit. Just awful. Lol.
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I wish we could go back to the time where I’d be a barefoot mud farmer yielding the road to the inbred failson of some “noble” dipshit on his way to fight his first cousin over a border that changed 300 times in one month.
What the hell happened to European civilization?
Getting rid of Aristocracy was a fatal mistake.
Whether its democracy or communism the landless have no business in the governance of the land.
This was France just 200 years ago under the emperor:
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Breaking out this bad boy on a first date is certain to impress.
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This piece of shit is out here getting girls Pergrgnant
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It’s so sick they made a “sport” that took all of the bullshit out and went straight to “give the other other guy CTE”
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So a platoon of the 262nd quartermaster battalion accidentally added me to their group chat. After lurking for a while they did a roll call and this happened. Lol.
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Complaining about how long someone’s funeral is…at their funeral… as a eulogy, has got to be a top 10 funniest trump moment. It’s an instant classic.
I can tell you one thing for sure, because he said it himself 5 times, Trump was definitely NOT expecting to sit through 3+ hours of hymns and stories at Diamond’s memorial service today: “They said about 15-20 minutes, in and out. This is a little longer than 15 minutes, right?”
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zip him into a backpack and drop it in a bathtub
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Going to Applebees and drinking 13 blue Hawaiian Long Island iced teas while telling the server I can’t have seed oils
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That guy was prolly guilty of something. But not what they were charging him with. Not by the standard the judge set. And I wasn’t gonna let the feds get the easy W on that one. I went 12 angry men mode for 2 days until the rest of them caved in.
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I’m an instacart shopper and I always go out of my way to not get the right items when my customer is a woman. It’s funny to me and there’s nothing they can do about it. When they complain that I grabbed the wrong cheese or whatever I just say “it’s basically the same thing”
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Two Thomas the tank engine reaction shot accounts are fighting on line. What an amazing time to be alive.
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Everyone is talking about him punching a rotten tree but let’s really get into this...
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Whiskey drink = socialist
Vodka drink = socialist
Lager drink = socialist
Cider drink = socialist
Songs that remind us of the good times = socialist
Songs that remind us of the best times = socialist
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Love this Bills guy just throwing himself into the middle of a political argument to set the record straight on Bills defensive numbers from the early 90s.
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Boomers are reliving their glory days of flipping burgers for one summer to pay for 4 years of college and a 2 bedroom house.
Faced with a shortage of workers, a small army of seniors in Sechelt is volunteering to cover shifts at restaurants and other small businesses, rather than see them close their doors because of a lack of workers.
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I saw this guy the other day. When I asked him “what the hell” he said “I was working on a secret project and I wanted to blend in” and left it at that.
Godspeed dude.
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So somewhere around Worcester mass there’s a Laotian guy walking around (or not cause they got his ass on something else) who woulda been clinked up if I wasn’t an annoying bastard on his behalf.
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Me: I’m not gonna take on a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty.
3 beers later:
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Wow...we found the guy who can ACTUALLY play the worlds smallest violin...
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Thing wasn’t pleased with being followed around.
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A few years ago the Air Force started to let crews bring back nose art for their planes but it is almost all weak ass shit like this.
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The puppet master continues to pull the strings
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Bet you this dude is red faced sobbing and shitting his pantaloons rn
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Mr. President, sir, I would be honored... HONORED, sir, if you would come over and fuck my wife.
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She’s out the baby under this long flat rock as bait for small rodents. She is setting a classic “deadfall” trap.
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Chuck E Cheese telling me I’m not allowed to go there as a childless adult man is extremely Orwellian. It’s basically 1984. A book I read and understood.
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YEAH IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO. A COUPLE TIMES ACTUALLY. IM A VICTIM AND LAUGHING ABOUT THIS IS VERY PROBLEMATIC.
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@Papapishu
It’s legit the most tasteless tacky thing you can do at a restaurant. Any place that even offers it has immediately made a joke of themselves.
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When I see an unguarded pie cooling on a windowsill
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Two fillets of salmon under here. See them again Saturday.
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Contrary to popular opinion, I am in fact capable of smiling
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Many years ago I was at a hardcore show and I kept farting in the mosh pit and everyone was complaining but nobody knew who it was and eventually the band yelled about it between songs and Nothing has made me that happy before or since.
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And iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Sorry ladies... but if you got rainbow hair you’re not getting any of this stud...
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My favorite part of “quest for the holy grail” is that whenever you see the peasants they’re doing some completely asinine shit like stacking mud or hitting a river with a log. I have no illusions of what I’d be doing if I was born back then. I’d be smacking a river with a log…
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What the fuck are people even talking about...
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So I cleaned it off. Cold smoked it. And here it is.
Two fillets of salmon under here. See them again Saturday.
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Truckers… famous for being our nations healthiest members.
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Rumsfeld died because he diarrhead at the pharmacy and then he slipped in the diarrhea and was trying to grab a shelf to regain his balance but he pulled it down on top of him and was crushed in the diarrhea. The shelf he pulled down? All diarrhea medicine. f.
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Folding a posters flag into a triangle and presenting it to John Legend. Chrissy shall post no more. She was guilty of her sins, but none more egregious than talking about me at some convention and getting thousands of normies to follow me.
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This guy is a fucking savage. He can have my vote. He earned it.
This is barbed wire.
Just so you know, their vote counts as much as yours.
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My wife got the vaccine and now she can’t stop doing the stanky legg.
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