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@bodeSloMo
Bode
5 months
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@tolzyhub
Tosin.dsgn 👾
5 months
In the spirit of celebration 🎄 and collaboration 🚀, myself and @bodeSloMo are thrilled to announce the release of our collaborative web project, Muzen.👨‍🍳👨‍🍳 🔗
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@kusssman 1 year situationship, you no go know say werey dey enjoy the chase. 😭😭😭
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Bode
2 years
@Damiar0s When she threw the sign 😭
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Bode
2 years
@DanielRegha @calvin_duncan_ This is uninformed and unempathetic, trauma bonding, idealization and devaluation cycles are part of why it’s so hard for people to end these relationships, you have more excitement to speak than knowledge to impart.
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8 months
@_tea_anna @terrificprodig1 He didn’t even bother to taste the goat. Just put him in his stomach. Refueled and kept it moving.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
8 months
@RavenThePlayer @Bolverk15 @PKernaghan “Respect” that costs 60 dollars. You no serious. Then why is it voluntary?
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 months
@kkKelechi_ Thanks Kele nuggets
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 months
“Damn, 21 cars???? How you gon drive all dem cars”
@xandresparadise
Lucy
2 months
Bro when people steal iPhones, how do they unlock the iCloud?
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
1 year
Worked on recreating @seyi__xo portfolio today. Will figure out the gsap parts later. 🫠🫠🫠
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 years
This is my April Dump❤️
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 years
@kingsofdastreet Wagwan street hustlas, here's proof of my allegiance to da Streets. ❤️
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
4 years
@v0vwer0h Years of existing and supposed "experience" but nothing to show for it but the number of years they've been existing for.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
3 years
@IbekweErondu @UberFacts It says next to the dogs, not sex with them 😕
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
1 month
Yes, you on the other hand should have left secondary school straight to fooling.
@HayBooKah
Chukwuebuka Itoro Obi
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People are missing the point, I find foolish to finish university and you are doing Lash tech or selling puff puff. Why waste 5 years when you could have just started straight outta secondary school. It’s foolish and stupid
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
8 months
@RavenThePlayer @Bolverk15 @PKernaghan This culture actually cost people money, it’s not black and white. It wouldn’t cost me much to say please. 60 dollars is now 60 thousand naira in my country and I can’t ever imagine giving out that amount because someone brought food to my table. After paying for the food.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 months
Guy abeg, I need this.
@rookiesharms
Rookiesharms👨‍🍳
2 months
Anon decided to sponsor iftar for two people, quote this tweet with anything the 2 lowest engagement by 5pm wins #ilorin #iftar
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
6 months
@Allezamani @KennyIsGoat @chukaobi Takes enough for you to never notice. Like it shouldn’t even be debated, we are unimaginably small in the grand scheme of things.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
9 months
@victoradewale_ In his head, he has a lot of talent and thinks he cooks Indomie well, so maybe this customer would be like “wow I loved it, can you make 5,000 plates tomorrow?” And so that’s the beginning of his Indomie business and how he made it big in Lagos.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
1 year
I took this @adebisi_design and it showed me hell. I learned how to modularize animations and transition smoother. Though I’m not proud of how I wrote it and the transitions. I struggled. And I couldn’t get the design completely.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 years
Made Blonde Posters today
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 months
100 level dey tell me “good morning sir” Na we dey run dis town 😭😭😭
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
5 months
Reminder that I dropped a project with @tolzyhub Check it out 🫵🏽
@tolzyhub
Tosin.dsgn 👾
5 months
In the spirit of celebration 🎄 and collaboration 🚀, myself and @bodeSloMo are thrilled to announce the release of our collaborative web project, Muzen.👨‍🍳👨‍🍳 🔗
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
8 months
Make I like anything from that thread. Make my babe scold me for night? Mba!!!
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
7 months
If you like, allow women use “love and kindness” mumu you 🧏🏻‍♂️🧏🏻‍♂️🫵🏽
@SaekoBusuj1ma
𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝ッ!
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@SimplyMNicole They fuck good but I'm not holding a short nigga hand out in public. Looking like I got a pet monkey & shi
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
8 months
Fooling like dis no suppose pass JSS 1.
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Bode
3 years
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 months
Realized this for the first time and my life changed forever. Wetin be my business with lasagna😭😭 Number 2: and so? I clown my friends for laughs, but people that genuinely look down on others because of how they pronounce words.
@cameforth_
nsa
2 months
Hate Nigerians that act weird about people not being able to pronounce some words. So what if a Nigerian can’t pronounce bolognese or lasagna? Can a French man pronounce miyan gwalgwal?? Ayamese? Ofe onugbu? Mtchew.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
3 months
Chai, don too miss my girl.
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Bode
1 year
Mobile version of my portfolio website👨🏽‍🍳
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
6 months
@killuaxtime @s4vva You’re leaving out the part where he was saying this in response to the hate he got from some random nigga. Then you want him to dislike his Babymama???
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 months
My two brothers in secondary school would randomly ask me to receive money from their accounts to send to another one. I no know say dem dey use me wash my papa money 😭😭
@Adaezae_1
Adaeze, The Tired.
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Nobody: My siblings to me: -I have misplaced my birth certificate, help! -What is our home address again? -Please read my essay and give feedback. -I have a boil on my leg (sends pic). -Please help me tell Daddy to send me money. -Do you have a soft copy of my passport?
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1 year
New Portfolio coming up… Had to do design too 💔 But I’m satisfied with the results of this one. Put some of the gsap and smaller animation techniques I learned to use.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
3 months
Bruddah said “you can’t stomach my food for thought, that’s a difficult digest” Call the ambilance
@grndmstr_
GRNDMSTR!!!!
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Choc City Cypher (GRNDMSTR's missing verse). PS: I'm sick again 😂 #ChocolateCityCypher #CCCypherChallenge @choccitymusic
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
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Ifemide una, if you like go carry body out for fish pond.
@IfemideX
Ifemide𝕏
25 days
Deleting soon Lol
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@bodeSloMo
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1 year
Today’s cooking
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
1 month
Get one guy wey still dey yarn dis tin, at age 23+ But respect others yunno
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imagine women being the reason you want to hustle harder. 😂
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
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Gborty ohhh 😭😭😭
@korty_EO
wasiu
8 months
lmao me i gained admission & hustled for my first iphone. If she wanna be like me she should focus on giving her parents peace of mind first
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Cool blur effect I worked on today, uses SVG Filters.
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Bode
1 year
I found this on Dribbble and decided to recreate.🧫🧫🧫
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3 years
@Hoekage77 @lolaarae_ With Goya oil as lubricant
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Bode
1 month
Omo, Jon Snow is so irritating. “She’s ma kwoin” See his mouth, make I paste am blow.
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3 years
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@nick_Hellsing Something dey do you, C is the only answer, e no too get filling, so you go delay gratification.
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Bode
1 year
@mxdusaaaaa @ravingt0n Wait, that’s what Okunrin and Obirin comes from
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Bode
1 year
Took this small Creative Design from @Emishonowayi last design session.
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Bode
1 year
Put everything I learned about gsap and animation last week together. 🔋🔋🔋
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1 year
@kusssman Is that the Mr Nakademus Buju was talking about?
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Bode
7 months
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@tolzyhub
Tosin.dsgn 👾
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Muzen snippet on a sunny Saturday 💆🏾‍♂️ CC: @bodeSloMo and I
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1 month
A likkle animation I tried to replicate during the weekend. Credits:
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Bode
2 months
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@bagboylammy
Pablow.
2 months
What does a convo with your siblings look like?
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
3 years
Can’t believe niggas are allowed to be older than 12 and still be built like this. Tf is “take these females serious at your own Peril”.
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Bode
3 months
Alpha male niggas are insufferable. Chatting shit about “weak man” Wetin you go do?
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Bode
2 months
Chai, I don reach Ekiti dey chop pounded yam wey be like milk. The lord is good.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
7 months
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@DidiJollof
Didi
7 months
Giveaway from admin to 3 people today🤭 Follow us, quote this and get no likes by 7pm tonight. 🫡
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@RavenThePlayer @Bolverk15 @PKernaghan Comparing value provided, no matter what you make, 60 dollars isn’t a reasonable price to pay for little tasks outside of the product you’re already paying for (which already includes paying that worker). I understand that underpayment is real too, but entitlement is wrong.
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Bode
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Chai, e get this egbon. If any argument burst, e go first look which side women dey before hin choose opinion.
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Bode
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Many-a-shege were seen recreating this one, but I learned a about Critical Frames of animation, some CSS grid stuff I thought I knew before, better composing timelines in GSAP. Credits:
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 years
Designed the new @_DegenZ logo🧍🏻‍♂️
@_DegenZ
DegenZ DAO
2 years
New logo everyone❤
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Bode
2 years
The ladies say men are “natural providers” but it’s a problem when we say it back.
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Bode
3 years
This is it!!!
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Bode
3 months
You will live in delusion, until you realize you actually cannot afford skincare anymore. 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽
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Bode
3 months
My girl just called me slow WTH 😭😭
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Bode
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@zmeyars @kadey180 @Mellonh3ad @Bolverk15 So pressed about not getting paid 60 dollars for… filling a cup with coffee.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 months
I was at the mall, there was an older woman in front, she kept handing the cashier items, getting the prices and then deciding if she wanted to get them or not. Half her basket was gone by the time she was done. And that is all of us.
@nwaoma007
iNk
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I went to a mall today and it struck me afresh that Nigerians are a lot poorer than they were 2 years ago. It was so quiet. Footfall was down, car park somewhat empty. In the past this mall had weekend activities for children, outdoor kiosks just for the weekend. All gone.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 years
@___lavidaloca__ @adezuray @astrogirl563 Actually you seem to be the one that doesn’t understand
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Bode
2 years
We need to stop coming up with English names for our food sha, coz WTH is “Bean Cake???”
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Bode
7 months
Twitter for Omoluabi will see that Korty tweet and go “wow Korty, you just earned a follow”😭
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Bode
2 months
Secondary school hate wild, wym “Seeni is corrupt” Like say I don actually condemn😭😭
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Bode
8 months
Omo, e come be like say BNXN pay all of una. Make I give am time sha.
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Bode
3 months
Bro, I’m telling you, there is a large percentage of Nigerians suffering cognitive deficits from malnutrition. Lacking on so many levels, very stupid thinking patterns have become shortcuts in Nigeria.
@Brightgoldenboy
SP. Bright Edafe
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@thespiankadesh @PoliceNG @Princemoye1 After two years you decided to post again? It’s remembrance I guess. Well lesson learnt, we have evolved from this under the leadership of the current IGP and FPRO, so many officers have been dismissed and reduced in Rank. As difficult as it may sound, it’s only the Police that
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Bode
1 year
Learned GSAP today. 🔋🔋🔋
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Bode
5 months
There’s a genre of Nigerian women that speak in this irritating kindergarten child manner.
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Bode
3 months
If you dey Unilorin and you go church, go give testimony say internet dey work. If you dey pray Solat, thank Allah too. 😭😭
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Bode
8 months
@Pleia_Ds @minegotstolen @dyingscribe Yeah pretty much an irrational condemnation of yourself. Like you’re just inherently bad and deserve the worst.
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Bode
7 months
MTN will crumble, introduced me to a vibe they couldn’t maintain
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Bode
8 months
Choi, some of you fight “wokeness” so much, you’ve made it your identity and it has blinded you to any meaningful form of change. Be like water.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 years
Help save her!🙏🖤 1 million naira left. Zuma Slapping Bashir Remove Al Ahly Ghana IPPIS Messi Rema Fireboy Kano #SHUTDOWN #FIFA23   Olamide #RussianArmy Asake Wizkid Raphinha Solskjaer iphone 14 pro Shatta Wale Werner Chi Chi BBNaija
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
7 months
I’ll be using this to identify my haters. After this, no more guy guy.
@DiianaD_
DeeDee🌟
7 months
Giving out this new 30,000 MAH powerbank. first person that quotes or comment with no engagements in 24hrs gets it. Good luck
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Bode
2 years
@pascalgrrr Man, a whole tweet with screenshots and a meme just to call out a spelling mistake is lame. There’s more to do on twitter.
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Bode
2 months
It’s funny to me, the ability to mask your account balance was supposed to protect it from prying eyes. For me, I dey use am for myself😭😭😭 No look, just straight to transfer.
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Bode
1 year
Lmao, condolences to the babe.
@sknypipo_BC
Masoroju Corny
1 year
April Dump 💀✅
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@RavenThePlayer @Bolverk15 @PKernaghan All I’m saying is it should be their choice, and it shouldn’t be some moral failing. You don’t know what people’s pockets are like.
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
8 months
Yepp, babes actually know when they are doing too much in such situations. She probably saw him being uncomfortable and thought “whatever.”
@ogheneyxle
- bandito 💜
8 months
“why didn’t he plan the date right” you cannot plan for a thief
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Bode
8 months
That phase where you start hating your child???
@Pettybigbaby
Petty
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They absolutely went off. They could have just said no, omo😭 I come dy pity the girl
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Bode
4 months
I just don’t get it, you should always put your prices on your posts as an IG vendor. It makes more sense
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 months
Amapiano study music as how 😭 If you’re out there reading with Amapiano, no sit down beside me for exam. 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽
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Bode
3 years
@IbekweErondu @UberFacts Bestiality is sexual relations between a person and an animal, having your dog sleep beside you isn't "abnormal affection" boss and it's not Bestiality.
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Bode
4 months
200 JUP and a dream 🤫🤫🤫
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Bode
6 months
Bro said “shit happens” and kept it moving. 😭😭😭
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Bode
2 years
Just updated my profile with a link to my portfolio website😴😴
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Bode
1 year
I did not forget, thought I was OP for this one, but I actually did learn a thing or two. #Javascript30
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Bode
7 months
Especially in your 20s 🧏🏻‍♂️🧏🏻‍♂️🧏🏻‍♂️ Hoard your resources.
@waveofthe90s
pelumi
7 months
Tbvh. The only pressure that should be on you should be by you,and that is because you want a better life.
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Bode
7 months
Just tested a bunch of them, I’ll be using Edge for now. Brave was pretty good too. Chrome is just sexy, no power 🥲
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Bode
4 years
@chocomocococo This might be unrelated but then adults treating younger people like they are just some secondary unit of the society is annoying, we'll be doing night prep and I'll tell you I need to pee and you'll say No😑😑😑😑
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@bodeSloMo
Bode
2 years
Done Needs some changes though.
@frontendmentor
Frontend Mentor
2 years
We've just launched a new PREMIUM challenge! 🎉 This Connect Four game will be an excellent test of your JavaScript skills. The game is played between two human players, each having 30 seconds to take their turn ⏰ It's going to be a fun project to build! 🥳
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This is something women on here say a lot, it’s really not that hard to understand, if conversations are only happening because you texted first. You know where you stand. Many of you would totally get it if it was being said from a female perspective. 🤒🤒🤒
@bigdaddyfemi
Femi🤴
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@maureenrepublic Nope, ghosting means Don’t text her first Don’t call her See her reaction to it And if she reaches out, yk she is equally interested in you
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Bode
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That old Alte run was something else man, I made brothers off that music.
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Bode
7 months
Tbf, I won’t hold it against you if I asked for answers in the exam hall and you said no. That’s my skill issue.💀 I never understood the outrage about it.
@Orethebrave
Ọrẹ
7 months
« You’re a wicked person, you refuse to help others. » The « help » Exam malpractice Awarding contracts to incompetent people Abuse of power Misappropriation of public resources Refusal to participate in unethical practices
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