Loving beyond words being on tour —And doing an all new show of standup and music. Hope to see you out there. More dates being added continually as we go further into 2022... For tickets, go to: https://t.co/nqJyTi0Dbk

Loved tonight’s show @PV_ConcertHall in Jacksonville. Appreciative audience. Thanks again to @RealTimWilkins for opening. I had no idea I did a 2 hr set tonight. I’m happily addicted again to this shit. Check https://t.co/nqJyTiiezU for my dates in 2022.

Oh yeah … Philly… Glenside… Back home @keswicktheatre on Friday, March 18!! Tickets avail at: https://t.co/iSTtV8L8hd —but click the yellow bar at the bottom on the ticket site. It’s not labeled. Nobody’s fault. Glitch in the Matrix.

WEST PALM BEACH! FRI/SAT January 28 & 29th @PBImprov I’m comin’ back with my bro, feature comedian @realmikeyoung — Literally can’t wait to return! All new stuff!! Tickets at—> https://t.co/2tZ9hk1kNx

Yessir. @The_Wilbur on May 7th. Love and miss Boston! Will be awesome. Tickets at: https://t.co/1L4D69dBn9 - Hope to see you there!

This pic was obvi pre-show but holy crap I loved that amazing audience tonight at the Hard Rock Live Orlando @hardrockorlando !! A perfect first show of 2022!! That was the fastest Hour & 45 minutes ever. Thanks everyone in Orlando and beyond who were there.

Another fun clip from Today’s New Ep with my friend @bjnovak - He tells a story from 20 years ago when he opened for me in Vegas. Today he’s an incredible writer, actor & director. Loved this conversation so much. https://t.co/v9Saahzr6D @allthingscomedy

I have always and will always love Bob Saget.

Special New EP Today with my friend @bjnovak — Loved talking with B.J. so much about The Office, his movie roles, @ThePremise -his show I love on FX on Hulu, and more- He’s so dammed funny and talented. https://t.co/v9Saahzr6D @allthingscomedy @ApplePodcasts

They said 2020 would be the year for clarity. Maybe 2022 is the year for Lasik.

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My wife and I have big plans New Year’s Eve. We’re going to have some champagne, a romantic dinner, then light nasal swabs on fire and blow them out through our KN-95’s.

Here’s another clip with @FunnyAida because I had such a great conversation with Aida Rodriguez on TODAY’S NEW EP. She met her biological father on camera in her special “Fighting Words,” @hbomax - Listen or watch this Podcast at: https://t.co/v9Saahzr6D

WEST PALM BEACH! FRI/SAT January 28 & 29th @PBImprov I’m comin’ back with my bro, feature comedian @realmikeyoung — Literally can’t wait to return! All new stuff!! Tickets at—> https://t.co/2tZ9hk1kNx

LOVE TODAY’S NEW EP with @FunnyAida -In her new @hbomax Special, “Fighting Words,” Aida Rodriguez shares how she’s worked through the difficulties in her life through pure truth and hilarity. Listen & Subscribe at —> https://t.co/v9Saahzr6D @allthingscomedy

Another clip from TODAY’S NEW EPISODE with my pal who’s also one of Broadway’s most consummate actors, DANNY BURSTEIN, of @moulinrougebway -And here’s his little tail about mice in the theatre. Go to: https://t.co/v9Saahzr6D Produced by @allthingscomedy

Oh yeah … Philly… Glenside… Back home @keswicktheatre on Friday, March 18!! Tickets avail at: https://t.co/iSTtV8L8hd —but click the yellow bar at the bottom on the ticket site. It’s not labeled. Nobody’s fault. Glitch in the Matrix.

TODAY’S NEW EP is a conversation with dear friend, DANNY BURSTEIN, the brilliant winner of last year’s Tony Award for @MoulinRougeBway - Seven time Tony Nominee, Danny Burstein has the biggest heart and so many amazing stories. Go to: https://t.co/v9Saahzr6D

More from TODAY’S NEW EPISODE, where I called nice people, including this lady who told a guy she worshipped Satan so he’d lose interest in her. Felt good to connect with people with funny and strange stories. Go to: https://t.co/v9Saahzr6D @allthingscomedy

TODAY’S NEW EP— I talk to callers, all with funny or touching stories...I surprised Elizabeth and her super-fan dad, Karen tells me of nightmare Tinder matches, and Sam the DJ who called hungover. —Listen at: https://t.co/RtuHo3h5ZP @allthingscomedy

Sophie Anne and her family are filled with hope; they inspire us every single day to stay laser-focused on finding a cure. With your support, we can make a meaningful difference for Sophie Anne & all those affected by this disease.  Donate now: https://t.co/ctPZTUlQOD