Blair Herter
@blairherter
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Lesser half of @jessicachobot ,aspiring Dad of the Year. Expat. Opinions are mine unless Jess gave them to me
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I will wake up tomorrow and proudly love and support and respect minorities and women and immigrants and no one can take that away from me.
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RRR is everything everyone says it is😤🤯😤🤯😤🤯😤🤯😤🤯😤🤯
Get thee to Netflix immediately and watch
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Grateful to spend my life with a woman who smashed glass ceilings, honored to work with the women of
@G4TV
's past and humans like
@Froskurinn
today, proud to work at a place that makes stuff like this.
If you don't HEAR the below unfollow me and don't watch us. We're not for you.
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When your mom gets cancer during the pandemic and you haven’t seen her in a year and a half and you last minute decide to take a red eye and surprise her at work sure not sleeping for a few days is harder than it used to be but WOW WORTH IT.
Life is short - make the most of it❤️
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We have four more Saturday Morning Coffee Walks as residents of the United States and that is just such a wild thing to say
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Life is short and making memories with the ones you love is the most important thing in the world. Here’s to the next great Herter family adventure❤️
Goodbye,
@G4TV
and 🇺🇸!
Hello,
@TeamLiquid
and 🇳🇱!
For more context I made this short video featuring myself:
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It’s been almost a decade since these three people were on an
@xplay
set together.
Life is just the wildest.
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Dad, why do you look so much older than mom when she’s actually older than you?
Emerson Herter, choosing violence
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Student debt:
#buthowwillwepayforit
Paid sick leave:
#buthowwillwepayforit
Healthcare solutions:
#buthowwillwepayforit
Childhood education:
#buthowwillwepayforit
Medicare for all:
#buthowwillwepayforit
Housing relief:
#buthowwillwepayforit
You motherfuckers.
Fed is injecting $1.5 trillion into short-term lending markets, a rare move to try to calm investors' worries about coronavirus
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My partner, my inspiration, my motivation.
Today we celebrate a decade of marriage but we’ve already made a lifetime’s worth of memories.
Here’s to the next ten, and the tens after that, and to all those lifetimes in front of us.
I love you,
@JessicaChobot
❤️
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“Dad, why does mom never work out and you always do and she looks so much better than you?”
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My team wouldn’t let me come in yesterday and now I know why and as soon as I figure out how to close my door I’m gonna have a nice cry and WOW I AM THE LUCKIEST.
Relaunching
@G4TV
was already special. Doing it with THIS group? I’ll remember this moment for the rest of my life❤️
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Little man just got Pfizer’d up. Whole house is on WiFi. 6G speeds. LESSSSSSSSSSGOOOOOOOO
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Happy Anniversary to the best partner a gal like me could ever ask for:
@JessicaChobot
. Denier of aging, destroyer of sour candy, lover of all things me (even the not so awesome ones).I am so grateful that we are still just as in love now as we were when this picture was taken:)
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The tradition continues.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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Bill Hader deserves awards that haven’t even been invented yet
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Happy Birthday to our life, our universe, our everything.
We would hitchhike across the galaxy to be with you❤️❤️❤️
@JessicaChobot
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I came home and showed Emerson some of
@aots
and told him I used to do that and he said “Dad, you were NEVER that young” so if you need me I’ll just be over here smashing bourbon and adding bloat to this old face
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The Feed is the same, but different, and familiar, but much more muscular and Fiona’d, and just awesome. These casts are all SO GREAT
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1 hour and 14 minutes until the official relaunch of
@G4TV
So many people have worked so long and so hard on this.
This is so much emotion
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Interrupting mommy’s regularly scheduled car service with a SURPRISE CHAUFFEUR❤️❤️❤️
Related: Dear Dad: next time you overnight a suit from Amazon, pay more attention to the size chart😎
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Jess and I met pre-MCU in an industry where youth, gender, and color of skin were considered above all else. Tonight, a badass 42-year old mom participated in the announcement of a progressive slate of content that shook the world.
I’m in tears.
#MarvelSDCC
#SDCC
#MarvelStudios
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Need to consult a doctor because this
#GameofThrones
erection is most definitely gonna last more than 4 hours.
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Had my first Dutch healthcare system experience today.
Walked into doctor, gave them my birthday and zip code which pulled up the insurance I pay practically nothing for, they treated me, I left.
No wait, no deductible, no copay, no bill coming later.
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Goodbye, Castle Hertskull. You raised our son. We’ve loved watching all of Jessica’s awesome ideas turn into a million great renovations. You’re just the absolute best❤️
We’re gonna miss you - please take care of yourself*
*because you’re definitely part of our retirement plans
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Betty White had impeccable timing and I’m choosing to believe this was her decision, her way of gifting us with one last perfect bit, a moment of celebration and remembrance at the end of a tough year that everyone can join in on.
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Dude next to me on flight has been rude to staff 3 times and we haven't taken off yet. I ate sausage last night. Let's dance, motherfucker.
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Three years ago Jess and I sat at this cafe and decided we were going to move to the Netherlands.
Dream big.
Eat fries and drink beer.
Make shit happen.
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Isn't it interesting that you're a degenerate piece of shit?
Isn’t it interesting that the tragedy in Paris took place in one of the toughest gun control countries in the world?
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It’s everything I always imagined it would be
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Airport debatewatch: This dude said Hillary was "dumb" then put his feet on his wife and it all made sense.
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Find something in life that excites you as much as 6 million skeletons in ancient catacombs excites
@JessicaChobot
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#TFW
mommy gets home at 1 am and you’re excited to see her but you also have no clue where you are or what’s happening😭❤️❤️❤️
Happy Monday, everyone!!
@JessicaChobot
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First in-person meeting of LA-based
@G4TV
Brand team (shoutout to our remote fam on the laptop) at the new G4tress(WT)
T-minus 15 days to launch. LET’S GET IT
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Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHEN THE MUSIC HITS bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MY CHILDHOOD bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TOM CRUISE YOU AGELESS WARLOCKbruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#topgun
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At a certain point in your career your legacy becomes about the doors you open, the people you invite in, and the unwavering support you give them in the room.
That’s the best stuff, my friends.
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Happy Anniversary to the Mulder to my Scully,
@JessicaChobot
!
Life is such an incredible journey and it truly does feel like we’re on the grandest adventure of them all. So grateful I get to share it with the best person ever. Here’s to making this year the best one yet. ❤️ you!
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You can also just not watch Obi-Wan if you don’t like it🤷♂️
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Happy Birthday to our everything, Emerson. He’s my heart, my perspective, my legacy. I’m sure there are better dads out there, and I promise to never stop trying my absolute best to join their ranks. Daddy ❤️you, buddy!!
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Emerson wanted to watch Tremors and we told him he couldn’t watch any scary movies until he watched Poltergeist so he crushed that on Monday and now he’s on the 7th Tremors movie so just wanted you to know that we’re raising an absolute World Champion
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He didn’t want to sit by me because “dad’s friends from TV are way cooler” but that’s okay because my sweet baby
@AustinCreedWins
always knows how to make me feel safe.
Thanks for making me second best,
@mikethemiz
@WWECesaro
@QoSBaszler
!!!
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Prediction: Aaron Rodgers and Gina Carano are dating by end of March
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Jess and I are going to a whiskey tasting today and I’m looking forward to classing up the joint
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It’s fitting that you’re in the middle of this picture. You are the center of Emerson’s universe, at the core of everything that drives me to be the best person I can be every single day.
I love you with all of the hearts of all of the lifetimes❤️
Happy birthday,
@JessicaChobot
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As a child I lived in a trailer park in southwestern Louisiana.
As an adult I’m flying to London while my wife flies back from Paris, and that’s not an abnormal scenario for us.
I want you to dream big.
Dream so big.
Dream the biggest.
You’ll get there👊
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This may be his last walk to a school in America and the mixture of relief and sadness that comes with that sentiment is something that doesn’t need to exist.
The US must change its laws and, no, this isn’t leftist propaganda. I’m a concerned parent being a concerned parent.
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EXACTLY this.
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Every once in a while
@newbelgium
@voodooranger
sends me a bunch of beer and 100% of the time that is also the day
@JessicaChobot
likes me the most
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Can't. Stop. Crying. INCREDIBLY special Father's Day gift from the incomparable
@JessicaChobot
and dream makers
@LEGO_Group
. Unbelievable:)
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The tradition continues*
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
*this is getting hard😅
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And now, my son, you embark upon one of childhood’s most terrifying Rites of Passage
#darkcrystal
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Hi! If you’re on the fence about kids and value the opinion of a dude you saw on a reality show on MTV or some Television about Video Games, let me just say this: I’m having the absolute TIME OF MY LIFE being a dad👍
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Emerson and I are gonna spend the entire weekend watching Batman: The Animated Series.
Thank you, Kevin.
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Reminder:
No one is forcing you to relentlessly read/watch/engage with things that make you upset.
🤙
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Happy Mother’s Day, moms - thank you for all you do for your children, your families, and your communities!
And extra ❤️❤️❤️ to the one Emerson has been blessed with. Little man lucked out and pulled a Mint Condition Ultra Rare 1 out of 1 A++ Mom. We love you,
@JessicaChobot
!
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Little dude had a special request for mom last night and there is no world in which anyone in his school will be cooler than him today
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Absolutely WILD to me that folks think — have ever thought — that being vaccinated means you can’t get COVID. Of all the dumb thoughts in a pandemic of dumb thoughts that’s right up there at the very top of the Dumbest List with “inject sunlight” and “COVID doesn’t exist”
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Emerson’s bedroom in the Netherlands looks a little different than the one I had at his age in Cypress Mobile Home Park in Scott, Louisiana
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Hey
@JackQuaid92
- last night I finally sat down on the floor in a house full of boxes and empty bottles of bourbon and watched all of S3.
Dude, you’re so great. I’m so stoked to have met you.
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If you're only gonna watch sports once in your life, turn on Fox right now. I'm serious. This
#WorldSeries
is more than baseball.
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The marriage of fandom and jealousy is such a terrible thing. Wanting something to fail because you don't get to be a part of it, or truly, deeply hating something because you don't agree with a choice that was made, is such a destructive way to live your life.
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The confusion on Jess’s face was the extra special gift.
I am a great drinker.
#24daysofbooze
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Just sitting here being so grateful that my entire family is vaxxed and boosted
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This is First Grade. I’m so lucky.
I love my family so much❤️❤️❤️
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Little guy is STOKED for his first trip ever to
#disneyworld
— and so is his dad (my first time, too)!
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JOB ALERT!
Why apply?
1. The Brand team is the literal best (we did some surveys).
2. Have you seen
@G4TV
's content? Showing people things that will bring them joy is the kinda job we should all hope to have.
3. We have a giant video game controller.
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Little dude wanted a snake (?!) for his birthday so welcome to the team Mr. Scales and in case you’re keeping track Castle Hertskull is now two adults, one kid, two dogs, one cat, one bearded dragon, and one ball python.
Just lots of LIFE up in here❤️
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We're gonna have an even bigger logo there next week, Sess!
Also HOLY CRAP IT'S HAPPENING
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Mommy has been out of town for like 19 years on a super secret bucket list project and wasn’t here for photo day so daddy dressed me and
#whodat
! 😎⚜️😎⚜️😎⚜️😎⚜️
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What an absolutely disgusting, horrifying moment in American history and one that I fear marks a tipping point towards so much more hurt down the road.
So heartbreaking.
Get angry. Vote. Expand the court. Reform the court. Never stop fighting. Don't let these monster win.
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Staying up late on a school night to support mommy’s new project!Related: Jess has hosted hundreds of hours of content during our time together but she FINALLY GOT HER WEIRD STUFF SHOW and that makes this premiere extra neat❤️
#expeditionX
#expeditionunknown
#discovery
@discovery
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My heart breaks for the people of Ukraine. So much undeserved horror being dealt to so many by the actions and decisions of a select few. Days like today make it difficult to not feel like that will always be the story of the human race.
I remain ever hopeful, but it’s tough.
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I like this
@BeckyLynchWWE
! Gonna buy my kid her action figure and regale him with tales of the Irish Rocky Balboette.
#Backlash
@WWE
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Emerson told me he’s happy we moved because it showed him “the world is so much bigger than he thought” and now I’m all set on validation for the rest of my life thank you
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