Adrian
@blagojevism
Followers
9,350
Following
2,042
Media
8,998
Statuses
76,720
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
スタンプ
• 154772 Tweets
GPT-4o
• 146875 Tweets
#บุ้งทะลุวัง
• 146410 Tweets
#GmmTreatFourthBetter
• 79816 Tweets
Luka
• 76109 Tweets
Change Fourth Manager
• 73093 Tweets
Mavs
• 34987 Tweets
#Varanasi
• 32332 Tweets
書類送検
• 24108 Tweets
Jリーグカレー
• 21009 Tweets
スナック
• 18305 Tweets
スクエニ
• 17032 Tweets
インプレゾンビ
• 16999 Tweets
SAROCHA REBECCA IN KAZZ
• 15182 Tweets
로즈데이
• 13946 Tweets
サマソニ
• 11757 Tweets
MAIN VOCAL SUNG HANBIN
• 11326 Tweets
All Italian women are women, ergo all women are Italian women! Madonna mia!!!! That’s billions of fiery donne italiane 🇮🇹 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
641
13K
119K
The most blow-your-brains-out American moment of this interview is when this ex-official surmises that more State Dept. officials would speak up if there were universal healthcare and government employees felt that they could afford to lose their jobs.
State Department Official Resigns, Says Israel Is Using U.S. Arms to Massacre Civilians in Gaza
176
4K
8K
109
12K
41K
This is a fucking hilarious country.
A new bill would give Americans who survive a terrorist attack a one-year deferment on their federal student loan payments.
“We should do everything in our power to help those who survive a terrorist attack to get their life back on track,” Rubio said.
675
245
2K
67
4K
32K
My student loan payments ended under Trump and started up again under Biden. That’s all I know. I don’t follow public policy all that closely.
330
2K
25K
George Santos is essentially a nineteenth-century character. He should be traveling about the countryside in a mule drawn wagon, with a trunk full of patent medicines and the deeds to various fictional gold mines.
141
2K
20K
The incredible thing about this scrolly deal is that you get super deep to where there are bioluminescent horrors and you assume no mammal can exist but then this goofball shows up.
this gave me anxiety and i had to stop scrolling down
21
5K
23K
118
2K
20K
For real? This morning my 5-year-old son Maximus instinctively reached for my spear and my abacus and said, "Father, I choose these, the implements of manly pursuits, let my sister Cassia play at the loom."
I asked my 4-year-old daughter this morning whether she thought it would be more fun to have a job or be a mommy. She said, "To be a mommy, so I can cuddle my babies." Clearly, she has already been victimized by the patriarchy.
3K
4K
34K
42
3K
18K
Eustace Marvello, the stage magician who attempted to tamper with Fulton County voting machines at the behest of Rudy Giuliani, has surrendered to the authorities.
1K
1K
16K
ME (to the Zoomers at my bus stop): There was one character named John Locke. They gave him that name for no damn reason. There was a Hume. And a Rousseau. There was even a Mikhail Bakunin. Never meant anything. Waste of time. I guess the island was purgatory? I don't remember.
131
983
16K
At Amazon, we are family. We drink of the same chalice and, through the blood, we are reborn to the life everlasting. While you grow withered and hoary with age, we, the brides and bridegrooms of the Master, are untouched by the centuries. We are as gods. You are food to us.
62
3K
13K
In Chicago, we read the bottom of the front page upside down, one of our weird quirks. Also we love to snub the local press.
A historic step forward in our country.
I'm excited to celebrate Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson today.
#SCOTUS
503
64
1K
58
638
12K
One of the nice things about Chicago is that it has no celebrities. A postal worker who wears a tie will make our society pages.
Meet Kalani Han, the super stylist mailman delighting Northwest Side neighbors.
27
85
1K
64
448
11K
The degree to which Mexican immigration has economically, culturally, and spiritually revitalized Midwestern cities cannot be overstated.
78
785
11K
My most pro-Deep State view is that embassies should be run by career professionals. It is extremely embarrassing that the U.S. sends rando cronies and political donors to foreign capitals.
91
533
11K
Even at the height of 2000s right-wing Islamophobia you could anticipate this turn.
108
624
10K
Zebra mussels: terrible for the ecosystem, great for crystal clarity in waters of our inland seas
27
286
10K
The decline of newspapers is sad when observed year to year, but if you take the fifty-year view it is an incredible implosion of culture. A book or art critic in Cincinnati or St. Louis was once a kind of important person.
50
779
8K
Many Democrats view the Iraq War as a tragic bipartisan screw-up, but I think a lot of American Millennials view it as terrible crime perpetrated by a long but quite specific list of political elites and journo-propagandists.
49
899
8K
Musk and Thiel: two regular white guys, that grew up in Apartheid South Africa, and now have billions of dollars, and are doing perfectly regular, normal stuff.
41
1K
7K
Nobody knows what goes on here. And it’s considered rude to ask.
248
384
7K
There is no public figure more coddled, self-satisfied, incurious, and predictable than David Brooks. His brain is literally a coddled egg, poached in a thin broth.
123
734
7K
MODERATOR: Should the highest marginal tax rate be 70%?
BETO O'ROURKE: Muchos años después, frente al pelotón de fusilamiento, el coronel Aureliano Buendía había de recordar aquella tarde remota en que su padre lo llevó a conocer el hielo.
117
1K
7K
This is the good grandma candy, the Scarlet Woman, AKA la fresita del diablo.
40
500
6K
A socialist beat a vice president and a billionaire in California. Exit polls showed that a decisive majority of Texas Democrats approve of socialism. Signs and wonders are unfolding before our eyes. If you’re sad and mopey, my sympathy is pretty limited.
32
494
6K
I swear to god I just witnessed Illinois Gov. Rauner stir Hershey's syrup into milk, and take a big sip to symbolize his commitment to diversity.
284
2K
6K
Bernie should talk up how he didn’t go to a “fancy Ivy League school,” just to grate University of Chicago administrators.
15
301
5K
William H. Macy is doing spots for a local liquor store chain.
56
159
5K
A reporter on MSNBC is referring to Pakistan as India’s “ancient rival.”
128
379
5K
More items that were thrown at police officers: cheeses, quinces, citrus fruits from Spain, pewter ewers, lace tablecloths, assorted nuts, Venetian glassware, etc.
18
717
5K
I love that billionaire Howard Schultz is roving around the country, weeping and raging because some 25 year olds would like to have slightly less shitty lives.
19
454
4K
AI illustration has been a real game changer cultural and psychosexual life of right-wingers.
43
186
4K
Let’s start here: last August, my mom gave me an estate in the Kazan Governorate for my birthday. It boasts good arable land, nearly 1,000 sturdy and cheerful serfs, and vast birch forests teeming with game. I resented her for this.
14
224
4K
The American right is composed of pampered suburbanites who imagine themselves to be mountain men in bearskins.
47
370
3K
Dear Kamala Supporters:
Feel free to disrespect Bernie Sanders. Bernie is a politician whom I happen to support. He isn’t my dad.
15
262
3K
IMO as a conservative intellectual, the true working class consists of affluent suburban business owners who live in ugly houses. The elites are the snooty Millennials who make fun of those ugly houses.
14
172
3K
People are complaining about Shai Davidai without addressing the root cause of the problem: business schools.
17
359
3K
Of course, it went exactly how they thought it would go. They know where they are. They were exhibiting a trait called courage, ya goofy bitch.
Scenes from Ole Miss today: I think it’s fair to say this did not go the way pro-Palestinian protesters hoped.
#FratBros
479
697
6K
2
174
3K
Personally, I don’t protest the Islamic conquests because they happened 1400-1200 years ago and were not sanctioned by present-day leaders who presume to speak on my behalf. Talk about fucking sophistry.
This is sheer sophistry. Muslims came from Arabia in the 7th century to invade, conquer, and colonize virtually the whole Middle East. Today, as a result, there are 55 Muslim nations and 21 Arab countries — not one of which the left seeks to decolonize.
As for historic…
1K
5K
19K
25
237
3K
If you're an Illinoisan, do not google neighboring states' state-fair butter cows and butter sculptures unless you're up for a sobering shock. The butter gap is real and it keeps me up at night.
It's officially that time of the year and you know what that means. I'm honored to once again unveil or in this case squeegee
@ILStateFair
's Butter Cow.
Thanks to the talented Sarah Pratt, the 102nd Butter Cow gives everyone a glimpse of life as an Illinois dairy farmer.
182
80
1K
36
103
3K
This is just the right foot of a colossal statue of David Axelrod that will stand nearly a 1000 feet tall.
33
127
3K
Could Americans ever accept the Spanish bocadillo. Which, as a rule, has no mayonnaise, sauce, or other scarfing lubricant?
517
80
2K
This picture makes me feel (a) patriotic and (b) supportive of state violence.
21
86
2K
[The sky turns blood-red as the world dies.]
ME: I want student loan forgiveness for Pell Grant recipients who start green businesses that operate for three years in disadvantaged communities.
9
246
2K
I’m fiercely committed to Bernie’s postal banking idea though I don’t understand it and have no intention of reading up on it. I also think the post office should sell beer and wine.
33
132
2K
Walgreens is replacing their glass cooler doors with LCD panels featuring images of the merchandise. Confused. Send semiotician.
56
258
2K
Early on, it seemed that Mayor Pete thought he could poach Sanders and Warren voters. He has interestingly decided to adopt a more nakedly malefic persona, fulfilling a boomer fantasy as the moderate Millennial who speaks hard truths to the left and to his own generation.
23
215
2K
Could this be the year?
What most Chicagoans want: a Colossus standing over the mouth of Montrose Harbor.
29
190
2K
25
133
2K
Most powerful DSA members, ranked:
1. Ocasio-Cortez
2. Da Share Zone Admin
3. Tiffany Trump
4. Maria Svart
5. The McMansion Hell blogger
18
99
2K
You don’t have to love Obama to recognize that he would be a very useful moral leader right now, if he had any interest in fulfilling that function, which, apparently, he does not. To me, he will always be kitesurfing with Richard Branson as the Muslim Ban is being declared.
43
170
2K
The devaluing of free time, whether it's summer vacation for children, guaranteed vacation for working adults, or retirement for seniors, is justified by the literally insane view that human lives are instruments serving some social objective bigger than human life itself.
10
436
2K
This is correct. George Santos will jump into the East River. No body will be recovered. Several months later, a mysterious and charming aristocrat, Count Devolder, will appear on the European social scene and become the toast of Biarritz.
14
185
2K
Authors of what is unfortunately called “literary fiction” need to resist their programming, stop writing “what they know,” and start writing about smuggling rings, opera singers, blackmail, etc. Meditations on upper-middle-class family life are canceled until further notice.
30
289
2K
Obie D’Orpe, a specialist in medieval Romance languages who stands accused of stalking and intimidating GA electors, has been processed into the Fulton County Jail.
53
179
2K
RT if you understand capitalism and the wage system, and you know why.
27
847
2K
What most Chicagoans want: a Colossus standing over the mouth of Montrose Harbor.
fair warning chicago - i am going to be quoting this moment for years:
“I’m a Chicagoan, who wants what most Chicagoans want”
15
30
357
29
190
2K
The left has boomer commandos behind enemy lines, living off the land, disrupting enemy operations. Striking targets and vanishing into the countryside.
16
147
2K
I miss David Letterman. His seething, bitchy contempt, barely disguised with false Midwestern smiles and chuckles, was very important.
18
88
2K
It's sad that cloaca is one of our most beautiful words. It could be the name of a legendary queen or a fabled island. But it's a special kind of butthole.
28
383
2K
My father was a bullfighter. I believe that the corrida is a ballet of blood, sand, and fate.
My father has a PhD in Physics. I believe in science.
4K
609
9K
8
93
2K
Every Chicago mansion of this sort was built by a guy who won a contract to supply the army with beef tallow.
19
75
2K
Spray painting 30-50 feral hogs pink for an epic gender reveal.
10
177
2K
Gun violence is a heartbreaking problem in Chicago and it gets a lot of media attention (vexing our image-conscious policy makers) but if I have a sense of foreboding about the city's future (and I do) it relates to the noticeable deterioration of public transit.
32
154
2K
When the American empire gobbled up half of the Pacific, I am sure it annexed a good number of suitably isolated Saint Helena-type islands.
26
66
1K
I live in Chicago, Illinois, and it’s insane that a kingdom ruled by Charles III of England is just a half day’s drive away.
34
49
1K
This depicts happenings and places in a completely unrecognizable city. It's Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius, or something from an alt timeline Man-in-the-High-Castle-style. Like if High Noon hard seltzers had won WWII.
20
59
1K
TBH Jessica Krug convincing people that her name was pronounced "Cruz" has hardened my heart against the people she deceived. At some level, the people need to take responsibility for their own credulity.
22
41
1K
The Electoral College vote has been delayed by Margrave-Elector of Brandenburg sustaining an injury in a hunting accident. Additionally, the Archbishop of Mainz has been incapacitated by madness. Biden is still considered the favorite.
18
189
1K
ME (after enjoying a refreshing blood infusion with Peter Thiel, my vampire lord): Back in my home holler in Appa-latch-uh, my meemaw is madder than a badger in a taterhole about the new woke orthodoxy.
7
117
1K
A force of two dozen men could easily cleave Maryland in twain at her narrow waist…but for what haunts them hills.
6
29
1K
If elected mayor of Chicago, I will make the mustard cannon a reality. It’s technologically feasible and we have the resources. It’s simply a question of political will, i.e., giving a damn.
29
177
1K
Rudy Giuliani arrives in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania with a briefcase full of cash for bribing election officials. Within 45 minutes, a con artist posing as a dominatrix has handcuffed him to a motel radiator and dispossessed him of the money.
14
159
1K
With all due respect to University of Chicago’s fake Oxbridge/haunted funeral parlor aesthetic, Loyola’s campus is architecturally superior. Incredible Art Deco. Sneaky Jesuit tricks win again.
35
82
1K
Meet Horace Kleeps, a laicized Catholic priest accused of disinterring human remains in order to perform a “victory spell” for the former president.
54
123
1K
Actually, the country is unprepared for this crisis because of the ascendancy of Jeb and Marco’s mainstream conservative movement—a decades-long push to hobble the state’s ability to provide services (out of fear of state power being captured by the yucky majority).
This would not be happening if Jeb Bush were president or Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio or Scott Walker. Every one of them would have appointed a professional head of CDC, heeded advice, and spoken out for public health back in January. Malign as it is, Fox News would have followed
4K
2K
16K
12
219
1K
Now, sheriff, I can see that we've gotten off to a bad start. Might I win your favor with this genuine diamond brooch. Perfect for the missus. It was a gift from a maharaja whose daughter I had rescued from a gang of bandits.
7
51
1K
As Mark Sedgwick has observed, traditionalism (with a big T or a little t) is postmodern, whether it knows it or not.
13
131
1K
Top Chicago street names:
1. Wabansia
2. Hurlbut
3. Division
4. Napoleon
5. Carondolet
6. Exchange
7. Goethe
8. LaPork
9. Mustachio
10. Throop
115
65
1K
Isn't Michael Flynn a proven Turkish agent who was consulted in a plot to have Fetthulah Gulen rolled up in a carpet and shipped to Ankara?
33
202
1K
A quick googling tells me the Post-Dispatch ended its arts coverage this year. This stuff definitely contributes to the moral and spiritual shittification of this very troubled country.
6
67
1K
In Chicago, Catholic front yards come in mild, medium, and five-alarm varieties.
25
137
1K
Celeste Saint George, a software engineer and popular spirit medium, is alleged to have sickened numerous poll workers with a home-grown bio agent.
35
104
1K
This is simply the normal cultivation of an inner life. In Chicago we call it ‘dancing with the Vivian girls.’
21
122
1K
Nothing to see there, really. Apart from the occasional shuttering of a hostile news outlet, a private space program, speaking at far-right political conventions, etc. A few quirks, but mostly regular, ordinary stuff, unworthy of any particular comment.
13
147
1K
Broke: Scabby is an unlawful coercive picketing tactic
Woke: Scabby is protected by the First Amendment
Bespoke: per the principles of chaos magic, our own belief in Scabby has divinized him. He is now a wrathful rat-god who protects workers and destroys capitalism.
10
322
1K
Before this place went woke it was called the Oriental Institute, and before that it was called the Repository of Uncanny Curiosities from the Marvelous East
31
47
1K
Hillary Clinton's Chicago accent is rarely identified or acknowledged, because people do not associate her with the city and it is disguised by her upper-middle class diction, but to the true connoisseur it is cranked up to an 8 or 9, if not a 10.
18
44
1K
Gentlemen, is this really that complicated? Let's all step up our game this summer.
12
108
1K
I’ve found a large glacial lake near Chicago—it’s effectively a freshwater inland sea. Will report further details as my investigation continues.
20
65
1K
The four genders:
1. Handshake refuser
2. Shofar blower
3. Micah Uetricht carboard sign
4. Unsmiling café employee
14
174
1K