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Data center broker- The 🦁-Yorkvillain- Patois fluent- Former pledge educator- 5x Flyest Whiteboy on Bay Street- 1x cooked by pubco- Al Dersh of X -1x Newswired
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Joined September 2024
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Today, I appointed Chrystia Freeland @cafreeland as an Advisor on Economic Development. Chrystia is highly skilled in these matters and has extensive experience in attracting investment and implementing economic transformations. Right now, Ukraine needs to strengthen its internal
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JUST IN - President Trump: “The Monroe Doctrine is a big deal. But we've superseded it by a lot…they now call it the Donroe Doctrine."
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If IKEA isn’t open today for some $1 glizzys and meatballs likkle yute tink hi gwaan tak he own life
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The noble King of Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 sending his army of Arab, Somali, Kurdish, Jamaican and Pakistani salafi rape horde from the slums of London to pillage Abu Dhabi and steal all of its tel aviv x dubai chocolate matcha labubu reserves
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“It’s called a Learing Center, Tone. It’s basically a daycare for autistic Somali kids but they don’t actually gotta show up. It’s all run by some retarded guy in St. Paul or some shit.”
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Breaking: China launches exercise Justice Mission 2025, dispatching PLA fighter aircraft, bombers, drones, & warships to “approach Taiwan in close proximity from different directions & conduct rapid maneuvers, form all-dimensional posture, & execute systemic blockade & control.”
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Well, the reason for the call today, John, is…something just came across my desk. John, it is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last 6 months. The company is ‘Quality Learning Center’, a cutting edge children’s daycare center located in the heart of Minneapolis
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Writers room last night “yeah I run a niche micro Twitter burner”
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Glory to the Oikos corporation for making it easy to sneak in 50g of protein during a hangover
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Anybody have a monogram quarter zip guy? Asking for a friend
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No red polo but Geezy still feeling like Tiger, have a day people!
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Porter delays means Royal York foid and I are delaying 24 hours… currently on the UP 5 vinos deep chud seething
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Thank you to the cute stewardess for sneaking me one!
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Random child: crying Geezy: off his 4th glass of white in club porter charva style
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