@JohnnyLawson2 @meganamram Here you go, assuming this is the one :)

I left a stuffie pile for Harpo before I moved out to the living room. Then when I moved back to my room, he brought them back. #CatsOfTwitter #ZSHQ #MeowMonday

Riding in a taxi down Eastern Parkway earlier this week during an unusually warm November afternoon, I watched a woman sitting alone on a park bench take a joyful bite of the pizza she was holding and then make an exaggerated chef's kiss gesture for absolutely nobody but herself.

I just bought Herbie a Kissy on Ko-fi! ❤️

RT for your chance to win a black mini helmet‼️

@roywoodjr You know what it is

@ayosworIdd That hose ain't skateboard friendly

@WonderW97800751

The correct way to tie a scarf

i miss nelk

schnarbs is so handsome

if you pour syrup on your pancackes, and then they rise to the surface, is that too much syrup?

“I tell ya, I don’t get a break with nothing. I joined Gamblers Anonymous, they gave me two-to-one I don’t make it.”

You're supposed to brush your teeth for 2 minutes, and I have a zoom meeting in 2 minutes, so something has to give here

you know your pro football team is bad when people start pondering "your team vs. such-and-such college football team, who would win?" scenarios

#NationalTuxedoDay