So what? So let’s dance! 🤯

“What a wild bunch that was—Kenney, Ramis, Brian and Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Ted Knight. It was like being stuck in a bag of mixed nuts.” (📖: It’s Not Easy Bein’ Me)

If you look up respect in the dictionary, you’ll find Rodney. (🎬: @MerriamWebster)

“No respect at all. When I was a kid, Halloween, my old man dressed me as a hydrant. Took me to the dog show.”

“Man, I was ugly. For Halloween, we never had a pumpkin, they made me stand in the window.”

“I tell ya, it’s not easy being me. I called up Alcoholics Anonymous, they told me it was Miller time.”

“Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.” (📷: Connecticut Magazine, 1986)

Good things come in threes.

“When I’m finished, I’ll make comedians outta ya.”

“My old man, I told him I wanted a bubble bath. He brought the water to a boil.”

Many fans of the classic Skate or Die! video games have noticed the skateshop owner, Rodney Recloose, is a dead ringer for Rodney… except for the purple mohawk.

“My wife, she told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right.”

“I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, ‘There goes the neighborhood!’” Rodney Dangerfield (Nov 22, 1921 – Oct 5, 2004)

“And these guys who fix cars, you gotta watch them too. In one place the guy gave me an estimate for $100. I got the bill, it was $200. I said to him, ‘How about the estimate for $100?’ He says, ‘You’re right, I forgot. That makes it $300.’”

Mr. Rogers meets Mr. Dangerfield

“I tell ya, I’m lucky I made it here tonight, ya know? I mean, this afternoon I got tied up. I got a checkup. I went to see our family doctor. Ooh, I got a tough family doctor. He’s tough, you know? He told me, if I keep smoking I’ll take 10 years off my life. If I keep drinking

“I’m in a good mood though, I tell ya that, a very good mood. I just finished my first book. Now I’m gonna read another one.”

“We in this country tend to think of comedy as an unending resource. Well, it’s not. The wellspring of comedy that has made this country the laughing stock of the world is about to dry up, unless we do something about it.”

Rodney Dangerfield dancing in other famous dance sequences 🔥 So good

“I tell ya, with my wife, we fight over little things. Like sometimes I’m late. I ask her to press my pants. And I tell ya, the way she puts the creases in my pants, my legs should be walking in two different directions. And the way she does the ironing, forget about it. I mean,

“My agent made a deal with The Dean Martin Show for me to appear on twenty-eight shows. I signed on to do some short skits—just me and Dean—and I would write all the material. Dean only came in once a week to tape his show—no rehearsal. (The set for our bits was always the