grant
@TakeForGrantd
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former intellectual. extremely normal guy. hot topic rewards member. comic.
san diego
Joined November 2013
it’s impossible to not smile when you refuse to let someone merge out of an exit lane they don’t want to take. Forcing a man to go West, when he so desperately wants to go East, is truly one of the greatest feelings in the world.
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getting arrested by the Air Marshall for forcing my way into the cockpit and asking him to honk the horn.
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*watching Ryan Gosling in the Barbie trailer* he’s literally me.
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why does proper grammar make me anxious. don’t you dare end a text to me with a period.
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for the record I think that tonight’s episode of The Last of Us is one of the best episodes of television that has ever aired. It somehow conveyed more emotion in less than 90 minutes than some series ever did over the course of a decade.
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rooting for the Bengals purely because Joe Burrow was in my 2nd grade class and came to my birthday party at the bowling alley.
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my life goal is to buy LinkedIn and make it a haven for tumblr porn gifs.
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pussy so good it got me utilizing early 2000’s emojis like :3 and :D over text.
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the Citizen App is so hilarious man it’s like Pokémon Go except for vigilantes.
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about to partake in my favorite pastime; getting 14 beers deep and chopping a lot of vegetables as fast as humanly possible.
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Never understood the 5G conspiracies until I drove through Kansas and only had 2G data. They thought we skipped 3 whole G’s man I’d be calling bullshit too.
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Writing-off the 300,000 ice cold beers I drank this year as a business expense.
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just got kicked out of a Wisconsin bar for playing Barbie Girl 13 times in a row on the jukebox. Free speech is under attack in america.
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driving through the countryside listening to Sturgill Simpson I’m so bricked up rn.
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my gf keeps joking about pegging me which normally would be funny if I wasn’t completely broke with both her birthday and Christmas coming up back to back.
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Been stuck in small-town Nebraska for 3 days bc of a blizzard, but that’s ok because I’m at a bar called Little Jerry’s right now and this drunk guy keeps demanding to talk to Little Jerry.
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