This is what Arsenal signing Sol Campbell in 2001 would’ve looked like if the internet had existed.

Flat fire in Hackney estate just off St Thomas Square / well st!

Anti fascist rally, Stoke Newington, London.

Walthamstow said no to racism

i’m kinda over teasing music for months so get ready

Whatever your political position it is completely bizarre that any newspaper should use its front page to tell you who it thinks you should vote for. Utterly bizarre that we accept this as part of our media culture.

I assumed that checking the “Keep me signed in on this device” box on the login page would result in ur website actually keeping me signed in on this device but I guess I’m the fucking idiot here huh I guess I’m just a fool

My Manifesto: -meal deals max £3 -pints max £3.50 -malboro gold max £5 -mcr-ldn train max £20 -all footy tickets max £30 -destroy landlords -build a shit load of council gaffs -nationalise everything -mp’s paid average wage -gary neville thrown off the top of deansgate tower

You know yesterday when Rishi Sunak was going on about using trains? Well he took a helicopter home.

The dumbest tweet ever has just been twote. Wrap it up, people. Thanks for playing

I don’t know why Apple is charging me 7.99 , 3.99 and 10.99 and I will never know. frankly that is none of my business

HERE WE GOOO, I am so so excited to be heading out on tour across the uk and europe in october and november, coming back to some of my favourite places playing more songs from the album and no doubt getting my own lyrics wrong. tickets go on pre-sale next tuesday 7th may.

me: i would like to buy a meal deal co-op: okay me: i'd also like to buy a funeral co-op: okay me: i'd also like to buy tickets to a gig i'm never gonna see co-op: ur not gonna believe this

Spurs fans “You let your country down” Saka:

✅ 2-0 vs. Luton Town 🤝 0-0 vs. Man City ✅ 2-1 vs. Brentford ✅ 0-6 vs. Sheffield Utd ✅ 4-1 vs. Newcastle Utd ✅ 0-5 vs. Burnley ✅ 0-6 vs. West Ham ✅ 3-1 vs. Liverpool ✅ 1-2 vs. Nottingham Forest ✅ 5-0 vs. Crystal Palace 28/30 #PL points in 2024 for Arsenal. 🔥

345 days 376 marathons £380,995 raised for charity Deserts✅ Rainforest✅ Savannahs✅ Mountains✅ Jungle✅ 7 days out from being the first person ever to run the entire length of Africa🫡

15,553km ran 368 marathons 15 countries 🇿🇦🇳🇦🇦🇴🇨🇩🇨🇬🇨🇲🇳🇬🇧🇯🇹🇬🇬🇭🇨🇮🇬🇳🇸🇳🇲🇷🇩🇿 £269k raised for charity 340 days✅ 11 left to go🫡

ITS OUT!! So happy Cry At The Moon is all yours, I hope you’re enjoying it let me know what you think pals I can’t thank you enough for your continued support, I’m very grateful for you all and so excited to share more music and play more shows, lots to come! Have a lovely

Kate and William were spotted again today. Please let's leave her alone now. https://t.co/vxBieOrdnk

#ProjectAfrica Day 324-329: Day 324: 69.5km Day 325: 75.3km Day 326: 75km Day 327: 75.3km Day 328: 74.9km Day 329: 75km Total raised for @Running_Charity @sandblastarts @WaterAidUK £206,299 Total distance covered: 14,771km Days left until finish: 22 Turned 27 a couple days