I followed the internet's instructions and went outside but it was too crowded with people staring forlornly into the middle distance.

(From The Onion, "Our Dumb Century").

We make for the gender gap of Rohan!

Using my height for good.

I took Twitter off my phone today, something I'd been telling myself I'd do for months. We'll see if it sticks. We'll see if I jump entirely.

Don't mind me, I'm just trying to explain to my California Dodger fan second cousins not just about the connection between Grimace and the Mets but also Grimace's relatively recent emergence as a gay icon #LGM.

RT @RColesworthy: The full list of the 70 majors under examination for low enrollment at UConn: languages, a ton of ed, art, art history, e….

That poor girl!.

(Clears throat, adjusts tie) . One is compelled to believe!. #LGM.

SIL offered me one of two coffee mugs: “Ruth Bader Ginsburg or Lady and the Tramp?”. And I was like, “Those are pretty much opposites on the feminist spectrum”.

Me rooting for the #Mets to take the World Series #LGM

RT @GoodFundies: The Mets have just had what is objectively the best, most fun, and downright historic ten day stretch in franchise history….

It's time.

Meaningful games in October #LGM.

😃 #LGM.

A meeting of the Bens, under the auspices of Liz Covart! If you want to listen to the OG history podcaster talk with me about my book, check out BFW and celebrate its 10th anniversary:

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