Landon Daigle
@beefcutlet
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3 words better than “I love you”: “Friction is negligible” “Assume ideal gas” “Assume incomprehensible flow” “Steady state operation”
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Went to the gun show and came home with 4 packs of alligator sausage 🥴
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The 7 stages of project: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance 6. Saturday 7. Sunday
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If anyone’s looking for something to get me for Christmas, a ticket to this would be nice
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Anybody else has a friend who gets left behind, stranded, in parking lots frequently enough that you don’t even ask what happened?
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“Sorry we can’t process your PO, the quote has expired” Original Quote: $2100 … Updated Quote: $2116 … … … *deep calming breaths*
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I know this is shitty, but it’s a hill I’ll die on. Orange juice tastes better out the carton
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“We’ve got over 50 beers on tap” oh wow very nice one Miller lite bottle please
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That’s how you tie a goddamn knot
Somewhere out there is a dad that slapped this bad boy after strapping it in and said “that ain’t going nowhere” and he fucking meant it.
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I think America would be a lot better if congress/the senate were like jury duty. Unpaid and mandatory and randomly selected whenever a judgement needs to be made.
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A doctor's letter to a health insurer. What a twisted system
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