RATE MY COACHELLA FIT!!!! Only cost $7083 💸💸💸

america needs a mean lesbian president.

they should invent a pharmacy with an app that actually works.

80° outside and a 4:59 sunset. this is Not Good I Think.

RT @GianmarcoSoresi: For me to go to sleep tonight would require an anesthesiologist.

the water damage in my apartment lowkey makes me wanna play among us again

RT @doo_kee: I pray body dysmorphia is real cause otherwise I look really really bad.

another caffeinated beverage will fix me i’m sure.

covid day 9 brain fog. my brain is running on Windows95 and i’ve been swimming through a lucid dream for the past week and a half. I instantly pass out when I try to spell restirourotont.

RT @y0cuando: We laugh But that.until our ribs will never .get tough….

blaming it on my age as if Simone Biles isn’t 3 months older than me 🤣❤️‍🩹.adult gymnastics is not as easy as the Golden Girls of Team USA make it seem 🤧

RT @Celebirteas: As dark as this is…. some of y’all need to see this

office life is essentially just “which poshmarked madewell blouse shall I wear with the same exact pair of pants today” every day for the rest of your life.

jd vance pees his pance.

RT @adultmomband: oh fffuuuckkkk I’m so busy

RT @McJesse: “How can a black woman also be Indian???”. “If a woman has high testosterone does that make her male???”. -The people trying t….

conservatives aiming for the gold in Mental Gymnastics at the Victim Olympics.

RT @GatorsDaily: ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY. ROLL THE CLIP

“when’s the STRAIGHT pride parade???” the chick-fil-a drive thru is open 6 days a week. let us have our own thing.

RT @firastopher: it’s that time…a lot of bitches should be scared

apparently u can also put a belt through the carabiner loops on a pair of pants.