🤔“Siv did you have toast for lunch?” 🤭 Asking for a friend/colleague who’s cleaning up burnt crumbs. #agencylife #digitalagency #marketing #agency #socialmediamarketing #Iterations #Meme #marketing #animation #advertisingagency

This is such a Constantia housewife tweet but @Buildwarehouse your service is nowhere 😩

Got a mention 💃❤️

Watch South African star fast bowler ⁦@DaleSteyn62⁩ exclusive interview in “Sports Page with MIB” on Sunday 8th March at 11.05 PM Pak time on ⁦@ExpressNewsPK⁩ He spoke on various subjects.

These bushfires are destroying land, homes and Australias wonderful wildlife, please help support where you can, here’s a good place to start. Our clash kit shirts are being auctioned to help raise money for the CFA Bushfire Appeal. More here - https://t.co/sBXensvQNi

Accusing women of lacking empathy is a manipulative tool of patriarchy. You do not need to be empathetic all the time. You are allowed to be angry. In fact, anger is the emotion most denied to women owing to its power to confront reality and affect change.

accents are just mouth fonts

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@iamkesh11 My boss @beat_itt

Being told by @WOOLWORTHS_SA that I’m “not allowed” to bring my Starbucks branded ECO CUP into their coffee shop is the most PATHETIC thing I’ve ever heard. If you’re not stealing people’s designs, you’re promoting single-use, planet-destroying plastic. Nice one!

YOH I USED TO LOSE MY KAK FOR THIS

Happy Birthday to the lovely Lady Beatrice 🧝‍♀️👸🏻😘 Have the best day, can’t wait for you to cook dinner for us tonight 😉😘 @beat_itt

I didn’t say The thing I said I said The opposite Instead

WICKET! The #SteynRemover gets the last one! He's tied with Shaun Pollock as South Africa's leading Test wicket taker. Sandakan is caught by Bavuma to go for 6. SL are 190 all out, giving SA a victory target of 352. #ProteaFire #SLvSA

SL 11 without loss after 3 overs. In case you missed it, @DaleSteyn62 is back. Check out these figures... Prolific. #ProteaFire #SLvSA

I KEEP FORGETTING HOW FUNNY I AM

people who say “obviously” a lot. 😭

Dale Steyn is playing in a final at Lord's tomorrow. The greatest bowler of his generation. Did you know he was the No.1 ranked Test bowler in the world from March 2009 without interruption until he was injured in late 2015?

Touch down South Africa 🇿🇦 So I just bought 10GB data for R605. In Bali, I paid R120 for 25GB! Seriously! WTF?????!!!!!