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Surprised he didn't get his cock out 2 furlongs from home. Laughed at them.
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This is borderline bringing the game into disrepute. What are the owners/punters of the second to make of it?
🗣 "He hasn't listened to me"
Patrick Mullins vented his frustration at cousin Danny after the pair finished first and second in the Grade 1 Guinness Faugheen Novice Chase at Limerick on Thursday
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Gordon has taken it better that I have. If he can live with it, so can I. That's enough.
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@TitaniaMcGrath
@guardian
Only snag is all those children he fathered. Not a model for population control. Also a decent chance he did his fair share of raping. Could be problematic.
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The Heff is wasted at Ballydoyle. Should be part of the secret service crew that minds Biden. He'd take multiple bullets for the firm.
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7 minutes of Bryony or having your nuts slowly squeezed in a vice for the same period?
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Ah here. It's possible to think the best horse won and also that the ride the second got stunk the joint out. In fact 90% of the people I've talked to hold both views simultaneously.
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400 bags can't buy a Kilbeggan winner. Some game.
One to note 👀
You Oughta Know (Beat Hollow) makes a big impression on debut for Willie and Patrick Mullins at
@KilbegganRaces
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Related to the yard's former Grade 1 novice Pont Alexandre, he saunters home from €400,000 buy Croke Park and looks exciting for team Closutton
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The same Altior who beat the UDS on deep ground. Henderson fucking hates running horses.
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What a journey Brazil has been on. Apply handbrake. Get 119. Will the UK premium get us in? Too close to call. Bottle it. Release handbrake. Piss up in Naas. Get a stone. Still beat a horse with a stone in hand. At 20 to fucking one. So JP is GATG? Bewildering.
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Twomey some sicko. They backed it too. The 500 bags wasn't enough.
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Have emails from Russian women wanting to talk dirty to me and bookies wanting to talk safer gambling to me. One went in the bin.
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The state of this country.
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Have some of that BHA. Magnificent outfit.
Breaking: Tiger Roll withdrawn from Grand National by Gigginstown over "unfair weight"
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I been waitin fo ya Billy Ray. To the Curragh my good man, and don't spare the horses.
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Gonna try to resurrect some moribund hashtags at the protest. Also a new one for the day that's in it.
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Nothing like sitting up the front on the top deck of a bus with a driver hurrying to finish his shift. Have made my peace with the Lord 3 times and only at Baker's Corner. €2.50 for this thrill ride. Cheap at a pony.
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I wrote this. Racing was shite today. See what you think. Any feedback welcome.
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@KittyHollandIT
That's Cheltenham Gold Cup day. Any parent not taking their child out of school should be hearing from social services.
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Absolute state of the replies to this. They walk among us.
🚨 Gordon Elliott has been fined £1,000 and Zanahiyr disqualified from third place in last year’s Champion Hurdle after testing positive for a banned raceday substance
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Back to my greatest worry. Who'll be seen on a racecourse first. Me or Gordon?
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Give Henderson enough grief so have to give props for declaring. This is what it's all about. Horseracing.
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@PennyRed
@PatrickFreyne1
Incorrect. Pretending to constantly worry about all the problems in the world is a cynical accumulation of modern social capital.
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Dirtbags. I can live with the Mona Lisa being defaced but to see the fabled green baize tainted cuts deep.
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@adriancummins
@redgoose2012
Channel that fury. Open the pubs. Open the restaurants. We will come. They can't arrest us all.
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With a pedigree like that, it's definitely one to keep an eye on. Probably one for next season though.
A newly-discovered Covid variant that combines mutations from both Omicron and Delta is “the real thing,” scientists have said
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So pure. No surprise that he's a good jumper of course. The horse could probably cure Covid if he wasn't busy taking over NH racing.
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Chatting with a bird on Tinder. Late 30's so swimming in a shallow pool anyway. Further reduces it by only dating the unvaccinated. Think I'm in love. Sadly, my lack of principles means we're as ships in the night. Punchestown on tomorrow though. We move on.
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Curragh abandoned. Feck sake. Always thought the world revolved around me but am becoming increasingly suspicious that it actually revolves around Fran Berry.
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@AtTheRaces
@kevinblake2011
@TheGoatBar1
@boyciesbetting
@IRISRacing
@RadioEmmet
@RacingTrends
@FinalFurlongPod
Life goals. Find someone to look at me the way Emmet looks at Kevin.
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Willie Mullins stable tour. Oh dear. When will they learn? Get more insight reading about Kim Jong-Il's time on the PGA tour.
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Who's in charge, me or the devil? Brandy Love is currently 9/4. If I can get 2/1 tomorrow morning, my bet will be at the highest level.
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Dave Yates. A true inspiration to those of is that hope to steal a living one day.
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Rick's people all set to inherit the earth. Be a dismal place to rule mind you.
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In fairness to the people who bought the Giggi horses, we all make relatively bad decisions. They've obviously made more than a few good choices in life. Wouldn't mind being a fiver behind them.
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Find someone that looks at you the way Chacun looks at the second last in the Leop.
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Twitter will be like the Guardian soon. People will only open it for a laugh, and the sports section.
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Brendan Duke: O Brother! A siren’s call sets alarm bells ringing
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Shot 59 in pitch and putt, got a nice swim in. Sun shining. Then threw this bad boy while listening to the golf pod. Pretty, pretty, pretty sweet Tuesday.
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Depressing turn of events. An inspirational figure torn down by spivs and mediacrities. NH racing hastening its own demise. If anyone needs me, I'll be watching the golf.
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I blame myself for looking but Santini making BTB look like Harchibald is reason enough not to even show these "gallops". As a wise man once said to me about the work after racing in Leopardstown, "99% of people might as well be looking at a field of corn".
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Nice. It's normally cruel but now that it's cool, I just happened to be watching. Timing is a useful quality in a comedian I suppose.
Don’t normally watch the Grand National, turned it on by chance and was delighted, because I got to see Rachael Blackmore make history! Well done to her!
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Unbelievable. Can't talk about deaths because erm, no one is dying. Can't talk about hospital admissions because erm, no one is in hospital. Let's talk about long term effects which are a complete guess up. People are suffering you know. This narrative shift happened today. Joke.
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I mean. What sort of a mind is this?
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For those of us concerned that the youth might be losing their sense of humour in these rather po-faced times, I bring good tidings. Met a woman on Thursday. 13 year old son is identifying as invisible. Pronouns are who and where. Decent patter.
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Heckle this muthafucka at your peril.
It wasn’t too bad really , a bit like yereselves I don’t go overboard when I’m laying them.
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Dreamy. Possibly my favourite bit is when JH describes that extraordinary leap at the one past the stands as proficient.
This is well worth 5 minutes or so of your time. 😍
🐴 The chasing debut of five-year-old Galopin Des Champs, having signed off last season with wins at Cheltenham and Punchestown. What a magnificent prospect he is.
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Maries Rock 3/1 you say? I believe the expression goes something like 'load the pony'.
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Found him. Thanks be to jaysus. Such a show of unity from racing twitter was making me uneasy.
#Shiskin
FFS, they plodded to the last fence and then had a race. It’s embarrassing. M Fitz said it was a tear jerker. WTF. Apparently it was one of those days people will say “I was there” hahaha. It was tedious to watch and listen too. Let alone claim it made people cry. WTF
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More evidence for how different brothers can be. Donnacha looks like he's broadcasting from Versailles. Joseph was on RTE yesterday. Looked like he was in my granny's spare room.
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Nice. Logician nearly as impressive as Hoiles line about them being strung out from Norway to Constantinople.
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Have just been reminded by an actual PR professional the Oisin's excuse was fairly ropey too. But they didn't call him a liar. Gordon's PR company playing chess. Twitter can stick to checkers.
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Bob Olinger turning into Bob's Worth off the bridle one of the more surprising developments of the season.
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Sir Erec. Another well handled situation. Could get used to this being kept in the loop lark.
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Really is like prison. Cooped up save for an hour in the yard, 3 square meals and no women. Just fashioned a shiv from my toothbrush to complete the experience.
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Catches breath. What a game. So one man stands alone against the Prince of Darkness. That one man is an electrician. If anyone can deliver us into the light it's him right? Be grand. Please, please let it be grand.
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If Frankie can get the Paddy Twomey job he'll ride for another 10 years.
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Reeks of the Streisand effect.
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Ladies advisory. Make sure you're sitting down. First dip of the season. Bliss
#riseup
#goouthavelives
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This diversity in racing shit has gone too far. Two fucking NH meetings at the end of May.
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Don't know anything about Dancing On Ice but have had plenty of first days in a job. Dickheads.
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First bet on track in a looong time. Bad beat but good experience.
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With Twitter on the verge of losing another election and vats of boiled piss likely to be spilled in the next day or so, do try to keep some perspective. Never been a better time to be alive.
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16 lengths!!! If they don't go CH, I'd half consider a Ryanair boycott.
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@Shadling
@Kelsomatic
@its_love_tym
@medwards_92
Priceless that stuff. One of those moments when you do the right thing. Usually think of it about 2 minutes later. She's a class act.
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On a weekend away with the missus. Somehow convinced barman to switch soccer to darts. She's got her Mona Lisa groove on. Could be fascinated by me explaining the inticacies of the oche. Also could be thinking, how did it come to this?
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Long term effects of concussion are shocking.
The Gordon photo made me physically ill. But who drafted his statement, Prince Andrew?!
Action must be swift & harsh. A horrible few days for the greatest sport in the world 🤬
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I'm going out the front door with Gordo. Bastards.
NEW: The British Horseracing Authority will not allow the Irish trainer Gordon Elliott to race horses in Britain whilst the Irish authorities investigate an image that appeared on social media over the weekend.
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My heart lies with John. Lovely work. I'd go down for a swift half but it is an awful long way.
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Ray Reardon made a century break today apparently. He's 91. Pure baller.
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What a morning to wake up on. Altior inching closer to his optimum trip. Definitely justifies scrambled eggs.
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The real story of this Masters will never be written. Phil hasn't been off for a year. Himself and JP have got the lot betting top 10 into dark Asian markets.
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Tizzard for president. Love this guy. It's called horseracing after all. Horsenotracing seemed to be catching on but this is great news.
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Pierre Long. 5 Mountjoy St. Dublin 7. Lost your wallet and passport in Dun Laoghaire. This can be a test of my twitter reach. Please RT and hopefully he'll see this.
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The Lizard sits quietly in the long grass for a year. The Tank screams from the rooftops. Both deserving of our admiration. Mad props lads.
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