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I accidentally called 911 while ordering a calzone and it notified all of my emergency contacts I was in trouble... I am not even drunk 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!
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I used to think being in your 30’s would be about settling down, turns out it’s about starting over, healing, & becoming a new version of you
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Toby Keith (1961–2024) rose from oil rig worker and bar gigs to country legend with 33 #1 hits and his own label. Nothing says American pride like “Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue” 🇺🇸 Toby didn’t just sing it—he proved it—with 18 USO tours, performing for over 250,000
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People forget that national pride is literally the entire point of the Olympics lol
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sorry USA winning both women’s and men’s ice hockey against canada WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRR
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A PICTURE WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS. Team USA honored Johnny Gaudreau by bringing his 2 kids out to the ice and holding his jersey up for a picture after winning the God Medal. Johnny and his brother Matthew were killed by a drunk driver in 2024, which kept him off the ice today.
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up your butt and around the corner might have been the best comeback of my childhood
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Reminder to book that trip because in a few years you won’t remember the cost, you’ll just be happy you went
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If you woke up today and > have a job > can call both your parents > not physically ill > have somewhere to go back home to it is a good day regardless of what else is going on in the world or what you might be stressed about easy to take these things for granted
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So I have been thinking about folks between 28-35. It has become obvious to me that this phase of life is one of the most misunderstood and emotionally demanding seasons anyone will ever pass through. At this age, life quietly removes the training wheels. You are no longer seen
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PLEASE romanticize your life, take pretty pictures, feel like the main character, light up a candle, read books, go for a walk, dance to your favorite music, buy yourself presents, do whatever you want, be happy. this is your life, don’t let anyone take it from you
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Everyone has a million problems until they lose their health. Then they have only one. Health is the real luxury. Stay grateful.
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No, we don’t need to “have a conversation”. You killed the guy willing to do that.
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