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sade is in my tape deck, i’m movin’ in slow motion, boi
minneapolis
Joined July 2010
RT @IdahoBones: Bringing my ex delta force Belgian malinois to the brewery and it’s just hunting down kids named Liam.
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welcome to the adventures of ben and ghost because they became best friends after 15 seconds
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the gas in the UP is gassed with actual gas.
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in 6th grade another kid and i were sent to the hallway for arguing. while waiting for the teacher, unprompted he goes “you wouldn’t stutter if you stopped trying to talk so fast” . the glare i shot him before going “yeahhhh i know” was a whiplash of emotions.
Wild that one of the most pivotal moments of my life was when a drunk guy cornered me at a pub in 2014 and said "you talk too fast and always interrupt people" and he was right so I tried not to do that and it completely changed my conversations & thusly my relationships lol.
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i am going to bring litigation against chewy for having someone whistle in their commercials. my dog freaks out every time.
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in a VIP booth for coheed & cambria/taking back sunday tonight: 16-year-old me is freaking the fuck out haahahah.
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in a VIP booth for coheed & cambria/taking back sunday tonight: 16-year-old me is freaking the fuck out haahahah.
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DIPSET DIPSET DIPSET.
22 Years Ago Today, Juelz Santana Released His Debut Album ‘From Me To U’ 🦅🦅
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