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Chris Ballance

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Technical Director at Ballance.it / Microsoft Alumni / Follower of Cthulu / Photographer / Purveyor of fine nonsense since 1981 - INTJ

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Joined January 2008
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Chris Ballance
7 years
So @ErisQuicksand and I made this amazing little human. Sebastian James Ballance.
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RT @joerogan: Shout out to all the people that still don’t believe in conspiracies. Your ability to stick to your guns is inspiring.
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Check out my latest article: From Notepad to Copilot: What We Forgot Along the Way via @LinkedIn.
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Check out my latest article: One Commit at a Time: Incremental Design for Engineering Culture via @LinkedIn.
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Chris Ballance
8 months
Symmetry is beautiful
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8 months
RT @diana_dukic: America needs a government small enough to have neither the time nor the resources to conduct a 5 hour raid over a pet squ….
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11 months
RT @lexfridman: @elonmusk "The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of….
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1 year
I’d heard before that July 4th was a big day for lost dogs because of the fireworks and whatnot, so my team put together this data to show the correlation between dates with fireworks and search intensity for "lost dog.".
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1 year
RT @Spatacoli: Looking back, I can admit that Raspberry Pi was the gateway drug to building a home-lab. Kids, don't do Raspberry Pi!.
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1 year
RT @elder_plinius: 💧 SYSTEM PROMPT LEAK 🚿. Finally got around to red teaming Hume AI, the "empathic voice interface." Expect a jailbreak al….
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1 year
RT @elonmusk:
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RT @elonmusk: Because I am raising concerns about the flood of unvetted illegal immigrants overwhelming American cities, the press will oft….
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Chris Ballance
2 years
RT @t3dotgg: If your site has a custom 404 at launch, you launched too late.
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Chris Ballance
2 years
What would @elonmusk say about my StarLink rig? #WaitingOnPartsForAProperMount
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2 years
RT @elonmusk: Unless there are a few issues where you at least slightly disagree with your political party, then you are not in a political….
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2 years
RT @getfidoalert: FidoAlert is the first text based Amber Alert for pets. Our nationwide pet alert network connects you to thousands of loc….
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Chris Ballance
2 years
Just cancelled all of my @firstcitizens accounts after being a happy retail and business customer for 7 years. Their fraud detection is nonexistent. Charged me nearly $900 for clearly fraudulent charges from Tanzania & Romania. They agreed it was fraud but said it was my fault.
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Chris Ballance
3 years
How many 80's kids out there remember this banger? - PM Dawn - I'd Die Without You. Heard int on an episode of Yellowstone and it took me back to middle school.
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Chris Ballance
3 years
RT @BastianBallance: “Dad, I’m five gallons of tired”.
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Chris Ballance
3 years
Sometimes you just have to eat enough Cheetos until the solution to your problem presents itself. Today I dropped the trackball when cleaning it during a meeting and couldn't find it. After the meeting I got down on the floor to search for it for 20-30min. Then to my surprise…
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Chris Ballance
3 years
RT @CaseySoftware: 95% of tech CEOs are watching @elonmusk for another reason:. 3wks ago Twitter was ~7500 employees and 5000 contractors….
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