A Touch of Chaos
@ErisQuicksand
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According to 11 year olds: "Superheroes" can be read as "supper whores.".
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Pro tip: When working with kids, expect them to misread every word as a swear - and don't laugh.
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Pro tip: When applying to work with kids, consider NOT using "ClownKiller" as part of your contact information.
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OH at the pub:.Good life choices? Fck good life choices! My life choices have allowed me to do whatever the fck I want!.
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The palm scanner at the urgent care is cool. I could lose all my fingers, and they'd still know who I am.
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Finally got my laptop to the right height to Skype: But now I've gotta fill my wine glass extra full before placing the Mac on top the box.
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Another bit of fantastic brain drivel, this one inspired by @roxyballance . http://t.co/mcUEHqEz3H.
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I think it's very responsible of these kids to keep talking selfies. It means we've recent photos of them for if they go missing #selfie.
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Mom: Maybe Batman was just a foil and it was Alfred and Robin in a relationship all along. Me: O_o #FamilyBonding #Batman.
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Breaking News: TS Karen orchestrated the gvmt shutdown in failed attempt to sneak past NOAA #TSKaren #shutdown #conspiracy.
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As the young girl rhythmically contorted her upper torso in the car in front of me, I witnessed the birth of her mother's headache.
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So many punchlines "Los Angeles city attorney files criminal hit-and-run charges against singer Chris Brown - @CBSLA
http://t.co/GT6tM8nB9D”.
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You know it's been a wild night when everyone gets tagged with Hello Kitty. http://t.co/awvZtqXhld.
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Fun fact for today: Don't even joke about taking a person's turkey sausage. They may just get all homicidal on you.
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Of course he has a sword, he always has a sword, we all have swords! It's 2012 and we're at #DragonCon !.
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