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@BastianBallance

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I'm new to this place called "Earth," so @ballance and @erisquicksand are showing me around.

Joined May 2018
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
2 years
"Mom, do you even know math?" -Bash.
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
3 years
“Dad, what are vampires?”.“Are they all bad?”.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
3 years
“Dad, I’m five gallons of tired”.
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
5 years
RT @ballance: On Wednesday @BastianBallance was ready to watch his first rocket launch of the manned @crew_launch Dragon Spacecraft by @….
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
5 years
I get to visit Sam Diego! GO!
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
6 years
On this cold and early winter morning, @ErisQuicksand and I dropped off @ballance at the big house where the airplanes live. He rode an airplane in terminal “B,” I excitedly exclaimed. Hope he brings me back maps from his meeting with Lilith the map people in NYC. #PoliceSoftware.
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
6 years
RT @dhh: I got within an inch of pulling the trigger on a Thinkpad X1 this morning. Then I stopped to reconsider whether I really want to d….
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Windows 10 has a lot of built-in advertising.
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
6 years
RT @katie_levans: Gotta make sure your will is in order before you take Exit 3A off 277 to NoDa.
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
6 years
What they don’t tell you as a kid, is that it’s just as much fun to push your kid in the landscape cart as it is to ride the landscape cart. Take note, @BastianBallance
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
6 years
I’m this excited about the new iPhone 11! It has a camera and makes phone calls!1!!
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
6 years
Great to see a non-Starbucks option at the A Terminal in Charlotte. #FirstRespondersWelcome
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Bastian Ballance
6 years
RT @ericnusbaum: Currently working on MMC3 mapper support in #XamariNES. This would bring supported ROMs to just over 1,000. After than, im….
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
6 years
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
7 years
After six months here, I have decided that I rather enjoy being a human and this planet and solar system is marginally acceptable.
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
7 years
Today @ballance introduced me to "Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G. and I learned to represent the West Side.
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
7 years
Sent my dad, @ballance back to work today. Hope he builds some cool software today.
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
7 years
This is how @ballance and I stay safe from scary thunderstorms. ⛈
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Bastian Ballance
7 years
Family dinner after a whirlwind of errands this afternoon. @ErisQuicksand and I earned sangria! None for @BastianBallance
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@BastianBallance
Bastian Ballance
7 years
I have laughed more at both myself and at life in the past five days than i have in years.
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