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You can't see the solution because you're looking to the wrong problem. You can't see the problem because you're looking to the wrong answer. You can't see the answer because you're making the wrong question. Make the right question, idiot.
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@ahamtsu @WallStreetSilv Gee, it's almost like leftism brings poverty even to the richest places in the world
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@ShitpostGate Japan war crimes were on another level, ngl
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@fasc1nate Bro is getting some in his pocket
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@LocalBateman @DudespostingWs Kidneys successfully extracted after he arrived on 3rd street.
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@OrwellNGoode When you eat one of these entirely you open a portal to the underworld
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@anarcodan Para de reclamar, hoje está muito melhor do que vai estar ano que vem.
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@OrwellNGoode Guess which country
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@hogcavalry @fasc1nate I just farted to hurt the environment. Call the cops.
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@OrwellNGoode Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody is looking for something (repeat 87 times)
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@WomenPostingLs Often after "you should see my tits" comes "here's a link to my IG/OF".
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@greentexts_bot Anon put a Ferrari and a Lexus at 50mph and sees no difference.
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@PoThePerson @OrwellNGoode No it's because the family was his reason to live and now it's just the kids.
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@DelusionPosting Now do Poland and other annexed territories.
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@Zanfa Vai fazer o que, condenar ele a pena de morte?
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@ShitpostGate It's not a human being vs animal choice, it's a friend vs enemy choice.
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@ShitpostGate There is the reproduction hole. And there's the fun hole.
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@CharmanderFan1 @OrwellNGoode Yeah, every girls' dream.
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@raiam700 Em 2008, antes do minha casa minha vida, o terreno na minha cidade natal custava 10 vezes menos do que agora. Um casal de amigos comprou nessa época por 15 mil, e hoje custa 150 na mesma área. A área valorizou, porém não explica 10x de aumento.
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@LocalBateman White pencil is for drawings what pure C++ is for programming.
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@Zanfa Cavalheiros se cumprimentando nas cidades do Amapá:
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@PappthePomelo @WomenPostingLs She has OF and wants money.
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@cuoium @DudespostingWs I don't think you have real friends.
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@raiam700 Não se esqueçam que a equipe de advogados do Felipe Neto é o STF inteiro.
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@AaronCrook123 @cnviolations It's a magical device of some sort that creates food out of thin air? Or the magic is hypnotizing people into crafting farm tools and then make them work on the fields?
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@greentexts_bot Is him aware of the possible things are going into the place he's putting his tongue?
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@WomenPostingLs Can't understand why she wants to be a single mother.
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@vasilbinsabit @ShitpostGate You are all tolerant and lovely, that's what keep you lone and angry.
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@KyProRen @toonsgowild In the 90s the good kids shows were always this nice. Real conflicts, dark moments, this is what teach kids good things and raise good questions about the world.
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@QuestionTree @ClownWorld_ Just don't pay for her meals or you'll go broke fast
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@Serghei64771976 @HerculeanStren1 Overthinking much. Monke eat, monke die, bad plant.
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@Makuburaido_Kun @stone_toss It's processed food, there's no healthy possible portion.
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@Internet_TLCM Someone's investing on this one
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@OrwellNGoode Somebody ask her what neck training she's doing to get those great results
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@OrwellNGoode "emotional salary"
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@ArenasRute24964 @brainletbr @FernandusBatus Claro que não, existem centenas de tipos de câncer. Mas o resultado de todos é o mesmo.
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@sigmaposts A sobremesa:
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@brainletbr O assunto nos jornais:
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@DelusionPosting That's just misogyny with extra steps
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@s8n "to be a satanist you must no be this specific list of evil" 😅
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@bluegeckozigzag @OrwellNGoode Christians and Muslims kept knowledge alive and safe for a thousand years. You would burn all the bibles in the world of you had the chance.
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@KingdomOfRaza @JuanPab65203737 @AliTryhard @OrwellNGoode That's great, I wonder if there's a way to use the phone's battery
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@reddit_lies "😭 nooo how we're supposed to sexualize people if we must wait 18 years? My uncle/neighbor teached me way before that!"
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@OrwellNGoode white dude trying to get accepted on ivi league
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@insultsrare He could actually sell stock photos and make a lemonade from this roast
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@lobotosasha Caso isolado nº39921
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@OrwellNGoode Is that gigachad?
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@bl0yper @WomenPostingLs Ethics is observed only when you do the right thing when nobody is observing or you have nothing to gain.
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@OrwellNGoode Cockroaches are our enemies and a sign of doom and sickness. Butterflies are a sign of a healthy environment for us so yes, that's accurate.
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@stuartdois YouTube sempre foi foda pra pesquisar
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@WomenPostingLs And that's the best friend. Imagine what women do with their enemies
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@4Sarrajin @WomenPostingLs No, they just show regret by being caught, never for the action itself.
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@D50363411301 @OrwellNGoode I see no problem here
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@s8n I would pay for having a guy perfectly dressed like a gentleman from 1920s on the distance, then approaching and saying "goodbye, master" and going away without further explanation.
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@stone_toss It's only a loss if I sell. Hold it guys, it will go up again.
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@Ballsofthelord @WomenPostingLs She'll be lonely for more than half her life bc she sold her dignity.
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@credoqueluxo - grama sintética - balanço que não balança - não posso nem levar a namorada da bunda grande nem meu amigo gordo pra sentar ali - meus cotovelos estão se perguntando qual o lugar deles nesse setup - não consigo imaginar isso na chuva - a diarista pediu aumento
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@SensoCrtico1 Marina Silva:
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@SensoCrtico1 Não era sobre cabelo, ele só queria ser racista, tadinho. 😭
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@stuartdois Ela conseguiu o que queria.
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@justv1n @OrwellNGoode Grandma: 1 guy = 1 bang = 1 kid Yo mama: 100 guys = 1000 bangs = 1 kid
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@rgcnatividade @ooctdmonica Nunca subestime a mente de alguém no 5º ano
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@Zanfa A última empresa que eu trabalhei tinha conversa na cantina entre as mulheres. Uma vez uma disse "homem pra mim tem que ser mais alto do que eu de salto" e eu disse "mulher pra mim tem que ser mais magra que eu depois do almoço". Eu não trabalho mais lá.
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@MalesOfReddit Big pharma:
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@greentexts_bot Nuclear plants are cloud factories with energy as byproduct.
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