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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)

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Comorbid. He/him

New Jersey
Joined May 2007
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
5 years
Time to wash the toilet dog.
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
Hey Tweeps! Just resurrecting my Twitter account to tweet to all of you on this silly little bird app. It was easy! I just logged into https://t.co/BThzJTi2jH because what else would the url for Twitter be? Tweet tweet!
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The Chaser
3 years
‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child https://t.co/vp72VSKeRY
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
I have a DC friend in the information business who made a very compelling argument to get off twitter and stop giving this disinformation dispensary any time/views/content. So I'll stay long enough to try to move my connections elsewhere, then bye bye Elon.
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
OK so I'm on spoutible now at briansargent. Are you? Let me know and I'll follow you. Mastodon didn't work for me, and if spoutible doesn't catch on either, I'm just going to lurk reddit until I die.
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
Honestly, @IamGMJohnson's mom and aunts brought down the house. I can still hear the gasp when they introduced themselves. So grateful they came!
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
Hey look the ACLU tweeted about our fun little gathering. https://t.co/fmTkqCJSJq
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ACLU
3 years
Books like All Boys Aren't Blue are an entry point to a whole universe of ideas. Every young person has the right to read and learn about the history, experience and viewpoints of their communities — including stories about race, gender, and sexuality.
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
When I die, I want someone to ask at my funeral why no one is talking about how good I was at reducing big blocks of text into a few concise bullet points.
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
So the board meeting concluded with a series of very unsurprising unanimous votes to keep the challenged books on our library shelves and in their original departments. And that is absolutely because our board is 100% asshat-free. Who is on YOUR library board of directors?
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
We did have a speaker who said "anal sex" so really we all got bingo.
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
SO CLOSE TO BINGO
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
It's not shown above, but there's also a square for anyone who earnestly uses the term "transgenders" as a plural noun.
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
My little quiet liberal NJ town is gearing up for multiple book challenges at tonight's public library board meeting. I made bingo cards.
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@Ryan_Ken_Acts
Ryan Ken
3 years
Many of these “historic first” awards are seen as accomplishments for the winners rather than a reflection of historic failure on the part of the awarding body. Calling someone the “first Black winner” sounds a lot nicer than saying “traditionally we don’t award Black people.”
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
I’m not drunk, I was driving erratically because I was nailing the drum solo in Tom Sawyer.
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
Did an Ono
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
Me: no he should not! Also me: Halftime show! Na na na na na na halftime show
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Noah Garfinkel
3 years
Billy Joel should play the Super Bowl halftime show and just sing “halftime show” to the tune of Uptown Girl the whole time.
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@DavidNir
David Nir on Bluesky: @davidnir.com
3 years
@RyanBretonWX @EmpireStateBldg @Chiefs There isn't. They just photoshop the same pic over and over - pretty shabby. You can see the pattern of the lit up windows is identical, as is the twilight, etc. I can't believe this has turned me into an ESB truther
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LeVar Burton
3 years
To all of the verified Twitter Blue vigilantes who feel duty bound to educate me about: a) Africans enslaving other Africans. b) Black on Black crime in America, or c) How my privilege makes me somehow less Black. Please f*ck all the way off!
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
My wife
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
If your kids are out for the night and it’s just you and your spouse, make sure you have sex before you watch The Banshees of Inisherin. BEFORE.
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Brian Sargent (@awrightbrian.bsky.social)
3 years
Sharon: How did you even find this? Me: Sharon: Me:
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