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@averageNPC69

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@averageNPC69
13 y/o derek trucks
4 months
Crackas never shoulda gave me that stimmy 🤣🤣🤣
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@averageNPC69
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@zyniac6969 Damn man this reminds me of growing up with my grandpa. Baller move
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Something makes me think there’s a certain political party that would be aggravated about this
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@averageNPC69
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Burner family, I’m hurting this week. Tell your loved ones you love them and especially extend that to those that offer you that same treatment that have no obligation to. Life is a cruel fucking mistress. Hope we get to fish again soon 💙
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@averageNPC69
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Maybe this God guy is real after all
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@averageNPC69
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Not fucking with this guy under any circumstance.
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@averageNPC69
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🙏🏼 RIO to the mentor of my namesake. You will be greatly missed my friend
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My favorite photo of Dickey Betts. Legendary badass and mentor.
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@averageNPC69
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I think the best thing about this whole hat deal is I can identify custys with a single glance
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@averageNPC69
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3 years
yall know the fucking vibes!! braves by a billion
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@averageNPC69
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1. me 2. my friends 3. burner twitter 4. lot mamas IN THAT ORDER. NO FUCKING DEALS!
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@averageNPC69
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@yung_kegbeer U Sunday at approximately 1:17 AM EST
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@averageNPC69
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@averageNPC69
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THE UNTZ IS THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN BROWNIE DROPS THE BOMBS LIKE NAPALM ON YOUR GROOVE JUNGLE AKA SOUL, MANGS CHILLS TO THE SIDE WITH THE SWANG DIP SWANG DIP SWANG DIP, A BUNKER BOMB TO YOUR DEEMSTER TRENCH AKA MINDS EYE. ALAN CHILLS IN THE BACK WITH THE TSKA TSKA TSKA..
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@averageNPC69
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@geoffpope123 This is definitely the title of a porno
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@averageNPC69
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This is why Jesus went on the cross.
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@averageNPC69
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Ya know @em_rolled You never had the makings of a varsity athlete
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@averageNPC69
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@TBattlegame @yung_kegbeer this guy has a gun pointed at his face and you can’t convince me otherwise
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@averageNPC69
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2 years
20 emeralds for a 4 for 4?
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@averageNPC69
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I think playing one random hand of the computer game blackjack or baccarat on the illegal sportsbook and winning is one of life's greatest pleasures
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@averageNPC69
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2 years
#NewProfilePic had to make the switch for some mojo
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@averageNPC69
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Waxed Barbour with liner ✅ Bean Boots with Goretex™️ Fleece Lining✅ Props for trying Mother Nature 🤙🏽
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@averageNPC69
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Percs got me texting tweets at 9:50 AM. Life like this man!
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@averageNPC69
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Liberals would have just internally combusted over the big double tray I just had from the 82 health rating Cookout
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@averageNPC69
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Y’all rockin with the gas station dick pill addy?
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@averageNPC69
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It’s time to bring honor to the family
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@averageNPC69
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@glutenfreeperc 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@averageNPC69
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@TrippyCharley Ok? Stream the game on anything like sportsurge or crack streams like any body else. Keep that same energy though goofy
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@averageNPC69
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Whatever happened to freaky fast at jimmy johns, this is freaky fucking slow
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@averageNPC69
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@wzrdindacorner Holy shit Richie
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@averageNPC69
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@rick_the_brick_ Everytime I see a Pimento hat I know not to get frustrated if they say something fucking retarded because the hat indicates they’re a crayon eater
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@averageNPC69
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@averageNPC69
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@960theref My mom took me to Harry Bissetts when I was 5 and now I go to school here so I would say that had some kind of profound influence in me
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@averageNPC69
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@SportsLawLust I hate Manfred too but it sounds like a lot of people in these replies have never spoken into a mic while you can hear yourself on delay
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@averageNPC69
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I’ve seen 8 liberals have aneurisms since Ive been in here
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@averageNPC69
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Let’s get this show on the road
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@averageNPC69
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Epilogue: I realize buying a record for one song, especially one like this, is traditionally against the point. However, Mice on Venus is my apocalypse song 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@averageNPC69
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@AtlantaFalcons Michael Turner, miss the burner 🔥
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@averageNPC69
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@milkmyutterss @heylittlemillie Liberals are shaking at the thought of the Dawgs winning!!!🤓🤓🤓
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@heylittlemillie Your sandwich looks like a hookah coal
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@averageNPC69
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I wonder how close the magnolia trees in front of SAE have gotten to being Harvey Updyke’d
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@averageNPC69
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8 months
Taylor Swift is so popular because she’s relatable to all these average-ass females
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@averageNPC69
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These new personal e-scooters on campus got me wanting to commit war crimes 🫠
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@panicdawgs34 @Lazzeshopper He’s probably got a pack of rabid pawgs in there
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@averageNPC69
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@Catfish_Jawnn Pic goes hard as fuck bracc
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@SickosCommittee biblically accurate beaver???
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Don’t get me wrong, I love ranch, but getting it on your turkey pub sub with olive oil is fucking autistic
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@averageNPC69
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@car_freshenerr @StefonCiggs I think it’s great for them I was just calling you a queer calm down bubba it was a joke
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@averageNPC69
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I am the lord’s #1 Frutiger Aero enjoyer
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@averageNPC69
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Ahhhh sweet sweet Volunteer tears Happy Easter!
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@averageNPC69
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Unfiltered thought: Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie Translated: I will be purchasing a 25 pack and 2 balloons later
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@averageNPC69
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3 years
me and @yung_kegbeer standing at parents weekend, we really are those mufuckas #justmeansmore
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@averageNPC69
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@SinnedyIii can u link the balkan drug cartel video?
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@averageNPC69
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@milkmyutterss Thank you for your service and dedication to the program 🫡
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@G4B4G00L Lemme cop please
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@averageNPC69
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Mainline it
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did I buy t shirts for my mom and stepdad? yes. Did I forget about them when I walked up the tank? maybe.
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I think i’ve just about had one of the worst two days stretches of my time at UGA
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@ThatsPanicMan Van brother I’ve never met you before but you look like a weapons grade chiller. Keep your head up! Hope things get better man
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@averageNPC69
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PICK 5: Fast Enough YEM Stash Mango Song Gumbo
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@zyniac6969 LP-60 and a regular set of bookshelf speakers would be a good starting point. Would allow you to pivot to add a sub and a receiver without too much hassle
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@milkmyutterss @zyniac6969 Same folks getting wrangled by the GSP at Emory
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@averageNPC69
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one test down, lord help me
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@RichardHanania That cop is trying so hard not to laugh
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Just realized the groundhog seeing his shadow meant greek life got 6 more weeks of Barbour szn
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A GROOVE MISSLE SET ON B'GOCK, AND BARBS BRINGS IT ALL BACK HOME WITH THE DEEDLE DE DEE DEEDLE DE DEE, A PSYCHIC BREAKDOWN MINE, HIDDEN IN THE TRANCE PASTURE, BLOWING OPEN YOUR BISCO CHAKRA. THAT IS THE UNTZ
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@SouthernandFat @RennisFDodman You’re flipping me 😕
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Damn that’s crazy… Can I hit your vape?
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@SlanginMud69 Put some spect on Mr Milledge’s name
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@Gspotyaboy Bronnies go crazy Hank
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@come_on_fred del grillo inbound
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@averageNPC69
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If I ever become Elon rich I’m producing the bubble bowl and making the half time show happen frame by frame! I think my sauced thoughts are always my best ideas 🤔
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@averageNPC69
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@MyArmsAreBroken Engagement farming 🚜🚜🚜
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@friendlyfacesp Valid, I would incorporate figaro somehow though
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@averageNPC69
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otw to charlotte, stopped in powdersville. startin to feel smthn again
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@BobChuggins Sorry Mr. Blick 😂
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Here is footage of when McConnell seemed to just stop mid-sentence
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@averageNPC69
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mr. trucks brought the mojo ‼️
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@clit_to they stole every piece of fucking mail on strickland on saturday so they could be slowly evolving. Stay Frosty
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@averageNPC69
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@SickosCommittee I always used these mfs in my NCAA 14 dynasty
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@steelydeeno Family did u just dox yourself?
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@Muddie_H2O Happy PLF!!
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Large Wendy’s chili at 11:17 AM EST. Let’s have a fucking Twilight gentlemen.
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@averageNPC69
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Still trying to find the weekapawg groove
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@JacksonDalton5 oh boy is it hot take tuesday already
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🎶I am an American Indian, ~my trriiiibe is Cherokeeeee~🎶
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@litcapital Lmao twitter has got to be the worst platform at taking the bait
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@JacksonDalton5 It’s alright to be wrong. bottled beer post long shift 👌🏽
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@averageNPC69
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@3_29_90eyes so this is how it feels to get ratio'd huh
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i’m about to become a problem in these sports talk show replies while i’m at work
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Full revelation, the flavored “gas” is so kiddos don’t get addicted because it feels heavier. Reject modernity, return to double triple, or.. quadruple cracker whomps. I feel like a pissant now😕
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@UtdDiyaa @barstoolsports or literally any other person other than a UF or OSU fan. dude blows
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👀
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Meat pie, sausage roll, come on crystal palace get a goal‼️
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@milkmyutterss Biblically accurate mutters
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