“Point it for you” ~ GP

“Your head is made of elbow meat” is a crazy way of calling out a bald head 😭

Spoke too soon oops

OnePlus are moving mad huh 🔥

Ikr ngl no kizzy

Jeans have this tendency of looking clean when you want to wash them.

My mom calling me each day ni kitu sitawahi take for granted.

Why isn't Nairobi pulling these heaux .. even Accra has mad pull with their eggs. kwani hawataki kuona affordable housing?

There is nothing funny about this. There is absolutely nothing funny about paedophilia. You cannot even joke about it.

“Titanic beginning to sink” Uncooked crabs in the kitchen.

I can’t even understand why beans has such bad PR, cause if we’re being honest with ourselves, it’s one of the best meals to ever exist

People spoiled Christmas by taking sodas every day😩😩

PHP, of course

Dominating the left side 💪😤

"And we called it index.php and it...did...*everything*..."

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Ngl, they might have the coldest bio in football.

They straight up aren't dangerous. They literally have zero confirmed human kills.

Ama dunia inaisha because what’s next after AI… because having a computer find a solution just by prompting a problem is pretty godly

Funny part about this is, the money is observing the human too and wondering why his skin has so much hair compared to the human. You see the curiosity in his eyes.

Man y'all are killing me saying these are hoes and it's just young girls dressed as young girls going to have fun. Godforbid girls enjoy their youth. You need to start profiling people for other things. Hoes isn't making the cut, unfortunately.