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She took half of Jeff Bezos money and started giving it away to black people .. legend
Alabama State University received a $38 million gift from MacKenzie Scott, the largest single gift in the HBCU's 158-year history:
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金持ちお前より ＋ 女お前より多い ＋ 比率
@fujimoto1954 So tired of seeing this chopped old bugman on my feed.
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lmaooooooo
@redtachyon @automaetopia Rooting for being laid off is stupid fake humility. You get a couple months of salary while you’re dumped into the worst job market in a decade with a black mark. The honorable thing would have been to quit before the layoffs so somebody would still have their job.
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Niggas like this need to be put into a laundry bag and slammed on the concrete like a bag of ice
More Americans exposing the truth about the SNAP EBT Program “The real reason why a lot of people are upset about this whole food stamps snap benefit thing, bro, is because they're selling their food stamps. They're selling them. I'm telling you, they are selling their food
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If I met this guy in Tokyo I wouldn't believe for a second he was 48, and prob not even gay. Just advanced fuckboy technology. If telling girls you're secretly old and gay can get you laid, the Tokyo fuckboy will figure that out and execute with deadly precision.
Chengdu LGBT: "I'm in my zodiac yr this yr, 48 yrs old" "I take facial care super seriously, get HA shots in my face all the time." "I don't click with ppl my age, I vibe way more with younger folks." "I'd rate my looks 100%" "My motto: Live for today, screw tomorrow."
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i interviewed and she asked me meeting rooms 2 which uses heaps and i couldn’t for the life of me remember the approach which i’ve done like 50 times. fuck
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Chinese government saw American debate bros and Asmongold's streams, and immediately wrote an anti-Asmongold bill to prevent a century of humiliation.
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BREAKING: Chinese influencers now required to hold university degree to discuss serious topics — or face a ¥100,000 fine.
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You need to be dating a woman who is smarter and more beautiful and funnier and happier and more generous and has better taste than you. You need to be dating way out of your league
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should’ve gotten takeaway this chinese restaurant use the N word too often i’ve been giving them the side eye and one of the kids said it’s not what i think it is but why do they say the N word.
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Conveniently omitted: Apple banned their developer account because they were scamming people.
We hit $28.5M ARR in 3 months with our mobile app. Me and @sebxturner launched this app in June, and grew it purely through organic TikToks. I’ll explain how we did it🧵
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Chengdu LGBT: "I'm in my zodiac yr this yr, 48 yrs old" "I take facial care super seriously, get HA shots in my face all the time." "I don't click with ppl my age, I vibe way more with younger folks." "I'd rate my looks 100%" "My motto: Live for today, screw tomorrow."
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the best thing you could do is fall in love and have a lot of sex (I'm reading Reich) but it's not easy bc most ppl are fucked up in some way. if they got their shit together and worked on themselves so they could be good partners the world would be a better place everyone's
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everyone on this app is a massive baby. Get on Facebook marketplace and live with folks you don’t know in the sunset. it’s possible and very doable.
moving to sf is brutal. you don’t know anyone, so you look for a short-term rental. open airbnb and it’s all 100-year-old run-down victorians going for $6k a month. sf needs a hostel, backed by tech money, built for immigrants and young founders trying to break into the city.
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