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流浪者・挑戦者・観察者 🇸🇬🇯🇵🇺🇲
Tokyo
Joined May 2022
THE GARGOYLE Picture this: I was a fresh-faced 21-year-old, a computer science student in Seattle at the University of Washington. Hard to imagine, given my present-day appearance as a grizzled and worldly father figure, but hear me out. Once upon a time, I was a 6’2” 165lb
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I want you to imagine me writing this drunk in my boxer shorts, keyboard clacking sloppy prose into Vim, hunched over a small APA Hotel desk, the twinkling lights of Nagoya unfolding before me, because that's exactly what it looked like.
I arrived at the edge of Nagoya what I thought was fashionably late to see Le Sserafim. It was just three minutes into the performance, and the outside of the stadium was utterly empty. Oops. The staff were very polite about this, although I was told three separate times in both
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Be careful when you say "gone straight off the cob" lest you derail a whole meetingful of English-curious Japanese as you try to stutter out an explanation that doesn't involve the words "the goyim"
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Been watching Korean foidslop lately to understand what draws the foidly eye. This is all you need to get a text back: - gaggle of slightly less handsome boys who take orders directly from you - on episode 6 reveal your family is secretly super rich - COMPLETELY intact hairline
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A cracked Japanese student has built an absurdly detailed JR (and China Railway) ticket generator. The amount of buttons and knobs on this thing is insane. It's like a train+software+weeb fidget board.
バズったのでこの画像のソースとなるものを宣伝します！ 最近卒論乗り鉄就活しながら開発中の切符シミュレーター、simTicketですー https://t.co/pRd2MUaWbR リンク↑ まだ開発中なので不備なところ色々あると思いますがご意見あったらいつでもどうぞ（） https://t.co/eGpn3yfpal
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If I actually worked as a booth boy at the Osaka expo for minimum wage I'd have 1000x the reproductive opportunity than I do as a software developer making maximum wage. It's my hypothesis that the sexual selection pressure against successful men is a kind of balance mechanism
Friend of a friend was working the USA booth at the Osaka expo. She gave me a staff hat and cut me loose. I went around the whole place pretending to be the only Japanese-speaking member of the USA booth staff. Instantly I was a park icon. The JP staff couldn't wait to come by
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A couple times in Portland I left my backpack on the train and I was able to catch up to it by simply running really fast
Please god tell me Ontario didn’t spend $550 million per mile for a light rail line that doesn’t get signal priority. I’m going to crash out…
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"Lives of quiet desperation" they said. Couldn't be me. I live that shit loudly
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being tall does nothing being healthy does nothing being successful does nothing fashionmaxxing just gives you more opportunities to fumble I have only one option left one hundred million Korean won directly to bonesmashing
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Friend of a friend was working the USA booth at the Osaka expo. She gave me a staff hat and cut me loose. I went around the whole place pretending to be the only Japanese-speaking member of the USA booth staff. Instantly I was a park icon. The JP staff couldn't wait to come by
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There's something about tren that makes a man join this website, start selling liver supplements, and call me gay for not having a kindergarten's worth of jungle Wasian love children running around Quezon City
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Please Kami-sama let the grumpy ojisan landlord pick this gangly foreigner as the next tenant in his goated Setagaya flat 🙏
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While you were chatting up 20 year olds at Balboa Cafe I studied the ceiling
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