@UberEats Holy crap! We were told food would be here in 20-35 minutes. Just got it. Driver had a Steak and Shake AND Five Guys in her car too. Our food is cold and your app doesn’t let us get a refund?? This is ridiculous. Never using UberEats again.

YES @TheAmandaGorman!!! -LMM

Kaya thinks @FLOTUS Dr Jill Biden is Elsa 😆@POTUS #InaugurationDay #DrJillBiden #FLOTUS

It's been a while, Medium. I've missed you.

Thanks so much for posting!

For 5 minutes I couldn't figure out why my Macbook camera was on. I opened Photo Booth and didn't realize it. Glad no one is spying on me...right now.

Dibs on being a slutty spotted lanternfly for Halloween

IDK who needs to see this, but: Please start your project. Sure you might lack some resources, time might be scarce, & you may be tired. But start it. Just do one paragraph or line of code or sketch or whatever. I believe in you & your idea, whoever you may be. Make it happen.

"There's nothing sexier to a UX designer than a clean whiteboard." -@meghanakelly #ux

I give in. @JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy I want dogs with human hands. Cats with human faces is an abomination. https://t.co/pVoKchDqgi #MBMBaM #catswithhumanfaces

Got to celebrate Kaya’s first birthday early in Ohio today! 🎂 👶 #momanddadhaikus

Featuring Uncle Turner @DTurnerMatthews

She’s still playing with the bowl and measuring spoons 🤷‍♀️ #momanddadhaikus

What a peaceful babe 💜 #momanddadhaikus

She realized all good things must come to an end. 🍦 #momanddadhaikus

She’s still undecided. #momanddadhaikus

We just hit a traffic jam. 😬 #momanddadhaikus

I’m not crying. You’re crying. 😭 #momanddadhaikus

Gnight *builds a perfect dreamscape inside your head, with little to no gravity, blanket forts, your favorite foods, the people you love throughout time, also you set the temperature* Here I made you this for inside your head, visit when you need it, rest up

And baby shoes are the cutest! #momanddadhaikus