Get ready for NASA Administrator Marjorie Taylor Greene. Someone has to take those space lasers back from the Jews

Here ya go……😜

The next Joe Manchin #DanOsborn

Cannot believe I have to vote for the same person as Geraldo and the Cheneys

All Donald Trump and JD Vance know about manufacturing is how to manufacture bullshit.

I love how in 2 weeks we went from two unpopular candidates, Biden and Harris, to two popular candidates, Harris and Walz #HarrisWaltz

Convicted Criminal Pussy Ass Bitch #PresidentPAB

So glad #SCOTUS says states can’t keep candidates off the ballot even if the constitution says they must! #BarackObama2024

When you're traveling and momentarily forget where you are, what time it is, and whether or not you've done today's wordle

I got so excited when I got the CNN breaking news alert that started with “Clarence Thomas” but he’s still alive 😔

I just want to find 1135809 dolts

Maybe somebody should tell HBO that weddings are supposed to be happy? #GreenWedding #Succession #SuccessionHBO

What would be the percent change to GDP if all software engineers agreed on the same git branching strategy so we could stop having meetings about it?

Tempting, @Seated_App. Tempting.

We did it! Twitter is good again. #KevinMcCarthy

House Speaker elecrion results: Hakeem Jeffries (D) 48.8% Kevin McCarthy (R) 46.8% With no candidate achieving a majority, the race will now go on to a runoff in Georgia

Exactly this

Autocorrect, I'm Jewish so if I say it's spelled Chaannnukahhhh then that's how it's spelled.

Stop asking Jewish people when Hanukkah is. We don't know.

If not for Republican gerrymandering, Dems resoundingly defeated fascism tonight #SorryElon