Andrew Storey 🏴🇬🇧🌹
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Islam is not a race.
Christianity is not a race.
Hinduism is not a race.
Buddhism is not a race.
Sikhism is not a race.
Judaism is not a race.
Any criticism of these religious ideologies is not racist and to suggest otherwise debases the true meaning of racism.
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😂 it’s funny how the Libdems and Greens actually think people support them rather than being elected purely as a protest vote against the main parties.
#ElectionDay
#LocalElection2019
#localelections
#Election2019
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Nella has just shown herself up to be a petty, immature, narcissistic & stupid fool.
That’s what leaders do eh? Take revenge and jeopardise your own ability to eat nice food?
Some may be surprised, I’m certainly not.
#ImACeleb
#ImACelebrity
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Is Nella getting medical attention for still hyperventilating over someone holding a different opinion to her?
I do hope she pulls through.
#ImACeleb
#ImACelebrity
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I’m surprised there isn’t more weight being put behind Durham Police deliberately choosing not to make the investigation known until after the local elections. Sounds a bit fishy to me.
#gbnews
#skynews
#bbcsm
#sundaymorning
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@NewsForAIl
@PoliticsForAlI
I blame the parents. Why were none of them telling the kid to get out the way when they were clearly walking in his direction. Poor kid, but in the real world stay out of the way of people with guns.
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@PoliticsForAlI
@Telegraph
People who actually believe he converted to Christianity are partly the reason why this will keep happening.
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@PoliticsForAlI
@guardian
Can we just lock THEM down and the rest of us can just get on with life?
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@JeanTee13
@PoliticsForAlI
Do you have house insurance? You mind if we come over and smash your windows? It’s ok coz you’re insured, right?
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@JoeySylvio
@elonmusk
I think you need to take a closer look at your mathematical calculation here 🧐
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@Nigel_Farage
Indeed
@Nigel_Farage
.
Our system is a joke. We kicked out Labour in 2010, fed up with their letdowns. Now, after the others have failed us people are turning back to Labour. Feels like we're on a never-ending roundabout, seeking change but ending up where we started.
Get moving.
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@PoliticsForAlI
Biden blinked twice to his staffers indicating he had shit himself and was ready for a nap. Nothing to see here.
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Rishi needs to read the room.
No one likes it when someone talks over another person or butts in every 2 seconds.
#LeadersDebate
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#ournextpm
#ournextprimeminister
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@GBNEWS
What the drivers at the front should do is turn their cars and vans around and put the exhaust pipe right in front of their faces and go full pelt on the throttle. They’ll soon need an ambulance which ironically won’t be able to get to them due to their own actions.
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With all due respect, why does Shane J feel that Ann needs to give a flying f*** what “messages” she sends out? She’s her own person and is entitled to think what she thinks without being made out as if she is evil.
#cbb
#cbbuk
#CelebrityBigBrother
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@PoliticsForAlI
@JerryDunleavy
Just when I thought my opinion of the Biden Administration couldn’t get any lower.
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@J_CartwrightN0T
@paulyboym1
lol at them still looking at the swing when he's already doing a Superman impression.
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@ABridgen
But ironically the current rules do apply to him and he won the last confidence vote.
When you need to change the rules to get what you want you really have to question the motive.
The fact you lot can’t see this is a relentless attempt to undo Brexit is really baffling to me.
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@piersmorgan
Didn’t she just recently call you and others c**ts on here? The audacity from her is deafening!
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@mrdanwalker
Then people will voluntarily pay the licence fee if they feel the output is worthwhile. I fail to see the relevance of your argument.
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I wonder when the BBC are going to make the "Is it safe to be gay in Saudi Arabia?" programme?
#isitsafetobegay
#isitsafetobegayintheuk
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Ooo just tuned into Eastenders before
#room101
and surprise surprise people are miserable and someone is dying, again.
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Where do we draw the line in tearing down statues? Should we tear down statues of anyone who possessed a homophobic attitude?
As a gay man that is ludicrous. Things happened in the past. It’s history. It’s the pursuit of equality that allows us now to look back with context!
#gmb
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@ladbible
It’s just disgusting that this child will be brought up as a boy before it’s even given a chance to decide what its gender actually is.
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@piersmorgan
They've also announced their new slogan -
"Gillette, the best a gender fluid humanoid can get."
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@ladbible
What morons. They go there looking to have an argument and confrontation with the innocent staff who are only enforcing the rules as per the law and the instruction from their managers. Don’t take it out on the staff who work there!
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@finnualabuckley
Basically:
"I'm right and everyone else is wrong and I don't even care enough to watch the thing I'm complaining about because it may compromise my echo-chamber."
How very mature.
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@piersmorgan
To be fair, veganism isn’t purely motivated by health. It’s predominantly focussed on ensuring no animal ingredients are in any of the food they eat.
I’m not a vegan FYI.
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@PoliticsForAlI
Imagine if this was any other MP other than a Tory. We’d have MPs summoned to Parliament requesting extra protection for MPs. The hypocrisy of those on the left, or those on here merely seeking likes and retweets for crass comments about someone who has been assaulted is worrying
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@PoliticsForAlI
Being an "anti-Brexit campaign group" is like being an "anti-coal mine closure in the 70's group" - utterly pointless. It's done, get over it and move on!
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@ladbible
“Tell me you’ve got mental health issues without telling me you’ve got mental health issues.”
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Time for half an hour of Hillary Clinton blaming everyone else for her Presidential loss except herself.
#oneshow
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@FT
US “intelligence” seems to encounter a number of “surprises” lately doesn’t it? Afghanistan wasn’t all that long ago.
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@A2RLeague
A racing car without a human driver?
Anyone who understands racing also understands why this can only ever be a research project at most and not a form of entertainment for anyone interested in motorsport.
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@ladbible
Cows can feel their throats being cut and the blood flowing from their necks. Bad news for Cows.
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Happy New Year to everyone in the world except the guy that ordered the London Fireworks.
#londonfireworks
#LondonNYE
#london
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It's amazing how much nuance there is when calling for Jihad on the streets of the UK, but if you dare say a police officer looks like your lesbian nana:
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@NewsForAllUK
What the drivers at the front should do is turn their cars and vans around and put the exhaust pipe right in front of their faces and go full pelt on the throttle. They’ll soon need an ambulance which ironically won’t be able to get to them due to their own actions.
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If Sam Smith had any balls he’d have come back out on stage and explained why he couldn’t continue with the Manchester gig. Instead, like a coward, he chose to just post a message on social media. Pretty much sums him up to be honest.
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@Lord_Sugar
No, they weren’t lying. It was put forward as a suggestion of what to do with the money saved from EU payments but twisted by the Remain side into a promise.
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I can only assume she got electrocuted at the end. That's the only possible explanation for wailing like a banshee.
#thevoice
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@MacaesBruno
The guest makes some good points but on balance I agree with the host, that the milk ALWAYS goes into a cup of tea LAST!
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Josie just put her name forward so she could say she’d put her name forward, she didn’t want to do it at all!
#ImACeleb
#ImACelebrity
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How can you get through life without knowing a tog rating is for duvets!?
#whowantstobeamillionaire
#wwtbam
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As per usual,
@Fox_Claire
talking sense on
#gbnews
. The political classes and the mainstream media are deadly silent on what’s happening in Canada, particularly from those who consider themselves paragons of virtue regarding freedom and free speech.
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@Harry1T6
Yeah he should do a version about the Quran and see how that goes down.
Christianity’s the easy target as per usual.
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@bigphil321
Thing is as well, she will have known the sorts of jokes makes. It’s not as if he just went up to someone on the street and said it, she went on the show voluntarily.
Back when people weren’t perpetually offended on behalf of others.
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@CarverEmily
@darrengrimes_
Nice of them to consider social distancing guidelines whilst interrogating him on... social distancing (!!) in front of his kids. Despicable.
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@Dominiquetaegon
@PatrickChristys
Yep, he seemed to be making it up as he went along. It’s categorically the case that the vaccines were initially pushed as a way to stop transmission. It was the very basis for curtailing the freedom of the unvaccinated and we very nearly had covid passports. An absolute disgrace
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@Nigel_Farage
@GBNEWS
Can someone please tell me why we’re using David Amess to further protection for MPs when it’s clear that this is terror related and not just a random individual who hurls abuse at MPs. I think we’re in danger of brushing this root cause under the carpet.
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@TalkTV
No criminal punishment at all!
Yes it was crass, insensitive, and morally repugnant, but those things should never be against the law.
We’re at the thin end of the wedge regarding control of our thoughts and actions. I don’t want to live in a police-state.
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@danwootton
It’s a total joke. The political system in this country is broken. Not a single politician seems to have a back-bone and time and and time again we’re let down with false promises, empty words and if ever there’s a glimmer of hope, it’s extinguished by the relentless & toxic MSM.
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@KTHopkins
The woman towards the end "When you're blogging you have a (I love this) a DUTY OF CARE .... to the public... "!
I've never heard the anti-free speech argument put like that before.
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@BorisJohnson
Why is an independent investigation necessary when you're the judge, jury and executioner?
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@wesstreeting
If you believe that, and the fact that the LFT won’t be removed later (as it has been in other countries), I’ve got a chocolate teapot to sell you…
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@WestmonsterUK
They’re just collateral damage to her woke (don’t cause offence) agenda.
That said, any police officer who “took the knee” should be on immediate disciplinary action for bringing the police force into disrepute.
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Haha well done to Liz for batting that ridiculous “gotcha” moment from Chris Mason that went down like a sack of potatoes.
#LeadersDebate
#LeadershipContest
#bbcdebate
#ournextpm
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@afneil
If this is the same story as the Telegraph reported last week, the picture used on that article is a picture from a YouTube video uploaded in 2013 from a Russia mobile incinerator construction company and they’re incinerating a rubbish bag in the picture.
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@patcondell
You didn’t:
“Promote violence”
“Threaten”
Or
“Harass”.
They seriously need to look into the definition of these terms.
You did however voice an opinion.
@twitter
is now a joke. It used to be a platform of free speech, now it’s a platform entirely for vested interest & advertisers
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@JuliaHB1
No doubt he’ll be wearing a mask because it makes it more difficult to identify him too.
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I really think we’re on a dangerous road giving fellow MPs the ability to boot out a MP that was elected by their constituents.
It’s easy to see how this could be used to punish (current or future) MPs who go against the orthodoxy and be used to subdue and silence them.
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Ahh Emily Thornberry, a woman who understands the common-folk of this land, remember?
#bbcqt
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@CrankyKat
@breengin1872
@DaveAtherton20
The Highway Code covers vehicular traffic, that’s why you don’t take a Highway Code test at school before you’re allowed to walk down the street.
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Greta Thunberg could just use Skype rather than this sanctimonious twaddle of sailing across the Atlantic and shitting in a bucket just to say some words at the UN.
#GretaThunberg
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Six months have past, we have a vaccine for Covid and Kevin is still trying to get the ball to connect with the magnet...
#thecube
#millionpoundcube
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You did very well on
#newsnight
@AMDWaters
. You held your own given the hostile tone, well done.
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I do love Emily Thornberry. She's an underrated photographer. This is one of her favourite snaps:
#bbcqt
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@MartinDaubney
The police were obviously playing the long game as they’d put some laxatives in the water.
🤣
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@rodgerslipbalm
@letemcome69
@Nadz59
@jai_bailey
@joypaincity
@HantsPolice
You’re a fucking idiot. That is also factually correct.
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Rosie Jones - the most unfunny comedienne in the nation. Nothing to do with her disability, she’s just not funny imo.
#mastermind
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