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Tha Black Authoress ✒️📚
2 months
After double digit years in the game, Ahmani grew tired of the everyday hustle and bustle of the streets & wanted more. But after attaining more, she soon learns that new levels don’t always mean new devils 👀🫣 Part 1: Part 2:
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@jhilikeye @varruechexo Facts. They buying them fat ass bags and letting them go to town instead of them $1 bags w just enough servings.
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@slimfineMF @caseydanielee They think coochie complications come from sex 😭
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@TheHorrorHottie Shiiit, I’m finna find some industrial Velcro and try this on my 4 year old tf 😭😭😭
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@yeahyeawhateva @RabidLibra @9jabxbe @4RIESV3NUS @SUPANOV444 Mmmhmmm, one of the companies they submitted to has gotten a story of mine shortly before and they called me like “are you working thru these niggas?!?” WILD.
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@allhailrenea I think everybody deserves a living wage…. But yall demanded raises and couldn’t wrap them thangs? Shits was like 4 ingredient at max?? 😂😂😂😂
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@Lou_Gnar420 @chizzily Except Drake didn’t abuse her. He was charged five things he sent & said in text because she lied about her age & once he found out, he cut her off & she started stalking him etc. this was all in open court.
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@Trigga229 @Ckirkland @KryssyLaReina And let’s b honest is FIVE IN THE AYE EM. Nigga prolly slobbering in his pillow 💀
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@thejessog the oven just made a double oven. she said fuck a bun.
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@abcdefghijKORI @SeanTheTerrible It’s not impossible but she gotta b realistic. Certain decisions affect your dating pool and you have to b okay w that. actively choosing (even for medical purposes) to not at least TRIM the shit is a CHOICE for damn sure. This ain’t even stubble. She letting it GROW.
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@ShansImmortal @buggirl 4 bottles ain’t even the issue. it’s the ppl w whole shelves that have $50+ cups on them. in addition to the basic household drinking items that come in sets
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@whoiscage @KevOnStage This is for warehouse and office work: you will not NOT be trained on years of dental school then go play in my mouth. Nah. Some careers need training and school.
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@DJTreG @MrSomethinElse @jamesjonesesq Or y’all should just get it didn’t make sense. A lot of kids was barely sitting down to eat a WHOLE plate so if we was leaving half of hot dogs, bites of burgers and plates fulla sides… why would they waste the most expensive of the meats? This fake ass conversation is insane.
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@JuggernautBG @SupaSensei_7 & you gotta bring yo own parachute. Luggage not recommended.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz that’s the part ion think mfs is understanding. If we really locked in and you ASK me that, once the results are in… I’m gon wanna know WHY. Why you looked at ME, and said i need a DNA test.
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@__unlisted__ @etherealdeen Y’all really b acting like they aren’t 😭😭😭 too many times federal charges have come from online shit, or at least investigations. There are whole departments dedicated to sleuthing the internet for shit.
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@olaakande6 @_ShamGod in the tweet, she called her sushi.
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@solodeauxleaux I say that often 😂 a lot of them folks go to revamp the lil game she went to get it and SECURED IT.
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@jiggyjayy2 And the one with Rosie Perez. Oh this was NUTS.
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@desdollas I’d move so fast. Like no bro 😭
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@qweenpush @thekeys2urLex Knocked my phone out my hand fr 😭
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@ShamekaWrites Next to them, The Kyle’s.
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@LegendofTi @MissSassbox and Taylor had to double check cus she was finna throw the computer monitor 😭😭😭
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@hisfavoriteEx19 @MikeishaDache OHMYGOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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@AA4Shammer @celebriD Jeezy is a 46 year old man. The LAST thing he needs is woman in any form of her 20s. Jeannie was 44. This is very ODD.
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@lanifeli_ they can attend, but i dont think they should b getting minority scholarships for it. and i def dont think they need to join D9. absolutely not.
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@RipaldaVFX @Lou_Gnar420 @chizzily He said himself a lot of misinformation went out and people ran with it. They didn’t care to go look it up either. They just accused him of trying to rebrand as a victim after physically abusing someone & that NEVER happened like
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@_aanayihs @L3g3nd13John @KMJeezy Committing CRIMES 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@amusicmuse I b hollering go big Lexie to this day 😭😭😭😭
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@RickKaine @BiggsRx Code switching is me saying you all vs y’all. Or what’s up guys vs wasssup y’all. My “accent” doesn’t change. The way I pronounce words doesn’t change. The way I talk doesn’t change. It’s a matter of using diff vocabulary, not faking your accent.
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@shepeacelyglows @tanneradell Baby…. black is black. Whether you HALF black or 100% black. the black is still there. If she were hiding the fact that she was half black you’d bitch about that too. You a racist and you stupid. I promise you not getting shit else outta me. Eat a dick and pass peacefully ❤️
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@KuntaKeaKizzy “I’m #1 now. Aren’t you proud of me mommy?”
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@spinelliAshle My brother used to work for an ENT office and he said this. I sent him the screenshot. That shit is crazy.
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@kraziixgeniius @_nesiadee @NAO_SEYCH not everyone is taught tho. I had a plus sized friend tell me herself she was never really taught how to clean. We were in 9th grade. It seems ludicrous but it’s. it as far fetched as you’d think. Waxers on here everyday saying it b women w shit in they asses or a smell.
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@daddysenpai222u dont forget 70mm lashes and a overlined lip
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@Nsikakeyo001 @spinbackmecca Cus that first picture is SENDING me 😂😂😂
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@__LibraScale__ @_InkMyThoughts I gotta go rewatch this shit now 😭😭😭😭😭 Fitz was a fucking menace behind her lmfaoo o
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@somegaveall @Bornakang i would have drive off w her phone on my shit. idc.
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@xoxokirei @challxn not a single one. boohoo at he vet bitch and keep your next dog properly secured in your home or on a leash.
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@SWEETNS0URMAMI @YoungHov_Absol Baby what the fuck is Asian/hood accent????? Please explain this to me like I’m 5.
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@IAMTHETRINITY @c0kahina And if do, got DAMMIT, my girl Olivia better get her happily ever after.
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@tanneradell @shepeacelyglows So a biracial woman, who has at least 50% black DNA is only claiming to b black….. for money?? You’d think in COUNTRY music she’d embrace her white side for fame, right?!?! But she can not pass for a white woman. why? I think you know the answer.
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@TrentonPinson @WHERESMALTVEGAS @Breathe_DAH OVER A VAPE. Some shit he can’t even legally buy or HAVE in school. Again, these are rules before he was even born.
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@CELE6RITY Cus this goes a low rise jeans and baby white tee fr 😂
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@hawayou_doing @KMJeezy “Get up Karen.” 💀💀
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@betafishes @maiyanicole @WAPANES3 but…. i giggled 😭 HARD.
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I love @MissBNasty cus she has a personality outside her job or “public image” or whatever. Like this ho in school, she b watching SVU w us, she invested in the rap beefs, and shit. Das a homegirl fr
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@alphonse_bishop @thekonyjen they share two children and have not officially divorced. also, he was spending his bday w the girl he cheated w before, that cardi got jumped on and had to do comm service over.
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@lovedoveclarke @juviejudygab Like look at this. She told lies TWICE.
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@__unlisted__ @etherealdeen You do know all it takes is for ONE cop to see it? And match his face? And he’s in trouble. you don’t think cops are on twitter? How do yall think they figure out all this online shit mfs post? we live in the real world. In yo head is where you think police can’t see twitter.
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@CoachWilmore_ I was just thinking this the other day watching some old Lil Wayne. Like I’d love to see a head scan or sumn while they freestyling. I bet that mf light up like Christmas or sumn.
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@tiffanyayanny5 @tianamcarr I agree. Most of the big girls have chosen Yitty or another brand from what I’ve seen.
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@callizda That b my thing. Mfs b so concerned spiting they coparent or tryna b funny in REAL life and that causes so many more problems. Esp between the siblings. It’s unnecessary.
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@MillieBeats @SerRenemi @BienSur_JeTaime Yal gon excuse anything and everything. Jesus Christ.
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@prettycosplayr_ I just started Tokyo ghoul I’m so excited to finally get it. I’m binging this weekend 😭
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@_PhallonX0X0 I’ll join the panel w you if you need additional speakers.
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@philly123dilly @Dreadful4Tymes @BigEsqBae_ Same reason Superman ain’t never seen near Clark Kent 😭
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@KelseyNycole @FlymikeXL @_GodHerself It’s completely excusable considering that tbh 😭😭😭😭😭 if she fall she won’t go flying. Don’t seem like she in a super public place w mad people so 😭😭😭 ion even see the beef frfr
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@DreElizabeth @KaylarWill Right 😂😂 Monday was the Rolls. Tuesday was the Mercedes 😂😂😂😂😂
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@Dasia90sss @GumboGoon LITERALLY. Didn’t even skip to the next episode.
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@shanialovexo @sothatszee @LAYSAINTLAURENT and the CHILD needs a place to sleep, food to eat and clothes to wear. That’s what child support is for. Her being custodial doesn’t mean she doesn’t get help from her coparent. That doesn’t even make sense? And the other parent without custody gets off scott free?
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@CammyDisco @axwy_adrian Fried leg quarters?! SIR 😭😭😭😭😭
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@lovedoveclarke @LessyEmma and I’m so committed to the theme that the first time I bring it out will b Easter and the desert will b YELLOW. like.
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@crxptid @glowyaquarius I would call Olivia Benson fr
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@AMPARADOXXX @shannonsharpeee It can be a factor, but it also simultaneously can repair the rship w their actual child. Most is crazy tho. A lot of them are just obsessed over their baby having a baby. Seeing their baby grow up all over again and getting those moment back that they haven’t had in decades.
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@BDavis1776 @_sforsierra there was a call about a pedestrian walking along the highway that they responded to. clearly more urgent matter. but she also killed that man too.
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@iramadisonthree You did a podcast on location this the THE TODAY SHOW 😭 they got funds for more space.
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@belezaagua @daniinv3nus @anti0re @IndefineteZ @devasattva Bitch exCUSE me?!?! *disclaimer: bitch was said in shock, not outta disrespect
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@Godsonlylamb @hisfavoriteEx19 @MikeishaDache nah he was “on the phone.” he didn’t want it to sound like lyrics. he spoke that shit, giggled & said thats how it really goes down. He was telling on himself.
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@sunnydaejones I think it depends on the topic at hand tbh. Some things you don’t have to have a child to have an opinion on. others, it’s not even having a kid but you not being understand the caution and thought that goes into certain decisions to judge them or offer 2cents.
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@devialadawnj @__xJay @CellHendrix They broke up and he decided to tell the world what he been knew and accepted
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@MichelleNW @jiggyjayy2 “If you check outside the country, I have 47 children. & I love each and every one of them.” LIKE NIGGA WHAT?
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@alphonse_bishop @thekonyjen which means his kids have also heard about him cheating and have prolly heard them arguing in the home. again, this is because hes a serial cheater. Theyll grow up to understand a hurt woman, idk how theyll handle a dad who ain't made one of his families stick.
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@_iKANCreate @2HeavyLos or a hook fr. change it out w my fits.
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@silkysmoothlips @ArielEsq305 @amyliztweets You can’t not b charged w abandonment for dropping your child off at their parents house 😂😂😂😂 this is coming from a woman who did it. You are dropping those kids off with a PARENT. that is LEGALLY not abandonment.
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@OReigns2023 @RatedDru at least Offset got consent.
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@MillieBeats @SerRenemi @BienSur_JeTaime 3 niggas ordering food and forgetting it after claiming they were a handicapped woman who needed help???? After they saw there was a man with her???? You woulda been one of the 3 for sure my nigga
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@IsolatedRose__ @lilchavel1 @Kheumani @CiaLuxxx I finally found my people. All 3 of us. 😂😂😂 cus what the fuck. They hate niggas so bad nothing else she went thru matters.
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@chicagoBRIZ HELLO. Especially for those of us that saw it as a necessity after the baby. run up on me and this baby it took me 9 months to make😭 I promise yo mama gon b cradling you in her arms again.
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@lovedoveclarke @juviejudygab And the stylist, is that not a black girl? Who works in public? Prolly had public work # and emails? Address to her shop or booth space prolly public too. & she got on here LYING not caring about the harm she coulda caused. & she only care cus she got caught.
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Tha Black Authoress ✒️📚
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My lil brother did not talk until he was 4, and my and our older sister started learning sign language in therapy IN SCHOOL, tell me why this nigga walked in the kitchen one day like “Can I have some waffles?” my daddy was like “well shit maybe he ain’t had nothing to say.”💀
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y’all remember that lady who twote that her child was like 3 and still not talking and somebody responded with “well maybe he ain’t got nothing to say” yeah maybe he was on to something cause LMFAOO
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@CrocodileCam Cus babyyyyyyyyy 😭😭😭😭😭 once she said she knew he knew what he was saying it was over 😭 couldn’t even feel bad for him. I was almost hoping she was being ridiculous and deserved it frfr 😂😂😂 cus ain’t no way boy
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I hate a dumbass bitch omg
@BienSur_JeTaime
Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙
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@DntBurnUrBRIDGE A teacher contacted a mom to tell her about her son writing a letter to a lil girl who turned down being his Valentine. The whole letter was him calling her ugly and her mother fat and saying he was going to make her hate him. The momma got on here laughing about it & posted it.
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@ArewiiWhat @TheHorrorHottie He think he an avenger, I’m finna have to sit his ass DOWN 😭
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And named Ice princess of rap like Bffr
@WickedNFine
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She mentioned Meg winning GrammyS (I know that still stings) & said Meg can’t rap on beat. But why would you praise someone previously for being a good rapper if they can’t rap on beat?? 😭☝🏼
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@AA4Shammer @celebriD who trained to applaud what? I said what I said and thats ACROSS THE BOARD. Try that with the next weird ass. Not me.
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@_PhallonX0X0 That was one of the FIRST lessons I learned after becoming a mom. If you hadn’t left it where the fuck he could reach it he wouldn’t have it. Don’t whoop his ass cus you careless 😭😭😭😭
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2 months
I work in car insurance and I know for a fact he sideswiping mfs. & these kinda mfs never realizing they hitting shit either thinking they just squeezing thru
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I need yall to start going to jail for this typa stuff. License banned and everything
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Tha Black Authoress ✒️📚
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@krankeTipps @lovedoveclarke @loobah_l no. & if you square up w me I will shoot. Are you willing to die?
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@missalexisdruu @LucaGuadagnegro @jiggyjayy2 I hate when she goes thru ANYTHING. all the mfs that have blown their own brains out in front of her is taking a toll on ME 😭
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@astoldbyAUS
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@MissKilahMarie @omgitstamz Straight to hell. Don’t pass go. do not collect 2hun. 😭
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@astoldbyAUS
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@slightworkkk_ 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@astoldbyAUS
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@z0oeybechamel @peepsaregood She also pregnant rn. & likely not as done up as she’d normally b for a job????
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@astoldbyAUS
Tha Black Authoress ✒️📚
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@doitmuvaaa us ducking behind the bed
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@astoldbyAUS
Tha Black Authoress ✒️📚
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@GiftedAsia And while you walking back, here’s a lightening asshole cramp 😭
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