this pop up will be the death of me

wore a Taylor Swift shirt to the Jonas brothers concert so people know I’m there for fun but I’m team Sophie

You stupid dumb cunt - U absolute fool - dem socialism is FDR ? the new deal ? - ever heard of it ? u moronic ghoul - you mental oyster - u fucking stooge . We did band together - for the gi bill , the interstate highways . For workers rights , clean water - social

This includes being mother to @GarthMaul13 through his toughest years

My bad habit is becoming the mother of all my guy friends

I can’t believe no one has sat me down and forced me to watch Vanderpump Rules before Scandoval

✨ criminal minds is back and just like that my depression is gone ✨

I am required to tweet this every time I see it

Same same but different.

I got badly burnt the first day the sun came out so now I have an excuse to stay inside while it’s nice out

Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes.

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

lando norris is the most precious

too anxious to eat but never too anxious for iced coffee

i’m having a harry styles post concert depression from a coachella youtube livestream

I just honestly love Harry Styles so much

whenever I need a mood boost I just listen to the Encanto soundtrack

i don’t have a 9-5 spirit or an entrepreneurial spirit so what now