Offended by full English breakfasts and pints
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Plenty of good men lost their lives building ships
In a netto bag in St Johns
Joined January 2009
It’s not the Winter Olympics without watching this clip (sound on) at least a hundred times Oh monsieuuurr
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arne slot checking job centre notifications now xabi alonso is available
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Christmas is underrated. Best day of the year by far. #Family
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I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding. http://t.co/jHIZd90bVK
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'There'll be no bottle of bubs then, i'll tell the people in da club'
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saying this when the first seat on the list is *birkenhead* is, quite literally, cinema 😭
Quite telling that the most left wing mainstream party in the UK appeals more towards the heavily gentrified and middle class areas of the UK rather than the working class post-industrial heartlands.
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We won’t get a state funded retirement (so it will just be old and unemployed) but I can guarantee that I won’t be shopping between 12-1, taking evening doctors appointments or using my weekends to clog up the banks (if they still physically exist).
British pensioners don’t actually retire they make being a problem their full time job
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I’ve done a poo at every stage of a meal in a restaurant. Even taken the card machine to the bog.
Have you ever gone for a poo, mid meal, at a restaurant?
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Alex Ferguson and Sir Kenny Dalglish's reaction to Liverpool battering Manchester United 5-0 in the 50th minute at Old Trafford
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It’s called being likeable
I am ready to admit that Zack Polanski is much better at this than I gave him credit for.
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People are too poor to murder, shame
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 London crime data sparks panic among the Russian and Indian bot community.
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NEW: Nigel Farage is set to totally SCRAP his pledge to increase the tax threshold to £20,000. This was essentially Reform’s only economic policy that would have immediately benefitted ordinary people financially.
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Charlie Kirkdale
This digital ID protester at Labour conference says the bible warns about digital IDs.
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