Will Arnett™
@arnettwill
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Joined February 2013
Back in March, @JoeBiden, @BillClinton and I sat down with three real icons – the hosts of @SmartLess – to talk about everything from the economy and gun violence, to what we miss about being in office and the importance of sending Joe and Kamala back to the White House. We
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‘He skipped from the car, in his finest Brooks Brother’s Boys suit, tortoise shell Oliver People’s giving him the air of refinement he so craved but still looked like the guy who carried the equipment bag for evangelical league softball games. He was a long way from church now..
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‘He sauntered on to his private G550, wearing a tight black t-shirt that silhouetted his plump b-cups. A black cowboy hat was on backwards but none of the sycophants gathered for the short flight from Austin had the balls to tell him. He told a joke in his strange clipped dialect
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I did my best
The earliest uses of 'circumvent' referred to a tactic of hunting or warfare in which the quarry or enemy was encircled and captured. Today, 'circumvent' more often suggests avoidance than entrapment. Special Thank You to @arnettwill
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Had a wonderful evening last night at The 2024 Vanity Fair Oscar Party with the two fellas to my right. The fella to my left…someone named “Justin T. from New York” (?)….was also kind but boy, did he have a lot of questions. You can hear some of them on “SmartLess”. 📸 Mark
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Budget Deficit (numbers in parentheses mean surplus) Under Jimmy Carter 1977: $54B 1981: $79B Change: +46.2963% Under Ronald Reagan 1981: $79B 1989: $153B Change: +93.6709% Under George H.W. Bush 1989: $153B 1993: $255B Change: +66.6667% Under Bill Clinton 1993: $255B 2001:
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YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Please respect my privacy in this difficult time
Jürgen Klopp has announced his decision to step down as #LFC manager at the end of the season, having informed the club’s ownership of his wish to leave his position in the summer.
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Excited to *help* my new bestie @cmcdavid97 at the #NHLAllStar game!! …and also show off my home town of Toronto!! @espn
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Introducing your #NHLAllStar Game captains! 🫡 Don't miss the 2024 #NHLAllStar Weekend from February 1st-3rd on @espn, @ESPNPlus, @Sportsnet, and @TVASports!
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It's that magical time of year again! Please enjoy "WHO KILLED SANTA: A MURDERVILLE MURDER MYSTERY" starring @arnettwill, @batemanjason, @MayaRudolph & Pete Davidson on @Netflix! "The Netflix Murder Mystery That's Perfect For The Holidays"
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If you enjoy ringing in the holiday season with a nice,dark murder mystery, then this Christmas-themed special is perfect for you!
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Sooner country paying homage to @arnettwill. (For Tracey in Wisconsin, “sooner country” refers to Oklahoma.)
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BREAKING: The VAR audio from Luis Diaz's wrongly disallowed goal for Liverpool at Tottenham has been released by the PGMOL 🚨
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Hooper and his crew might as well have kicked that one in themselves.
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Jump into the passenger seat. We’ve got a job to do. #TwistedMetal premieres July 27, only on @Peacock
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