We truly didn't know anyone was listening! 😦

Collapse your stroller: it’s @LauraDern. Sixteen ice cream cones, the hardest acting job of her life, and Nepo Hayes. Save it for the sequel, guys… it’s an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill “SmartLess” is available one week early with @SIRIUSXM.

Even the most self-sufficient kids need a squad to take on the ARC. Token Black knows the value of teamwork (and a deep wallet). Rally your friends and dive into ARC Raiders to fight the good fight. If you’re lucky, maybe Token will spot you some high-end upgrades.

Who said it: "I wanna know where all the stretch limousines and the corndogs have gone." A. Sean B. Jason C. Will

What do you know about cute, upstate dirt? 💅

What's that at the door? It's a box with our dumb faces on it! 🎁 Unwrap the gift of SmartLess this holiday season with this limited-edition fan box full of goodies. We only made 100 of these, so get 'em while they're hot, hot, hot! https://t.co/Hu9tWB8HVP

have you heard this?

Have a spirulina shake, it’s @noahhawley. Siberia with family restaurants, pitching the segue, and the Mayor of Childhood. It’s an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill “SmartLess” is available one week early with @SIRIUSXM.

Sometimes a "cousin walk" looks like listening to SmartLess and hiding in the garage 🦃

We're in for a wild ride on the latest @cartunaradio animation featuring our buddy Vince Vaughn! 🎢 If you need us, we'll be on the bench.

Step into our stretch limousine — it’s Benedict Cumberbatch. Corndogs, Nature vs. Nurture, and [very lightly touching upon] How-To Clean Yourself. It’s a podcast called @SmartLess, k? @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill “SmartLess” is available one week early with @SIRIUSXM.

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We'll wait until the cheering dies down 😌 What's your favorite SmartLess line as of late?

We're more than halfway through November...

It’s our start-gift: Claire Danes. Cursed cows, Moroccan cats, a Kentucky Schnoodle, and “very cute dirt.” It’s another episode of ‘How To Remain Employed and Local,’ AKA @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill “SmartLess” is available one week early with @SIRIUSXM.

Are you normal or does your mood completely depend on whether you've listened to Monday's new episode or not? 🤔

Chainlink: Linking Crypto to Capital Markets.

Asking the hard-hitting questions those other podcasts are too afraid to ask! 😤

Take the Jimmy Jet to Timbuktu: it’s Tom Freston. No experience in television, selling toilet paper, various red-light districts, and a Bob Marley ring-tone on an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill “SmartLess” is available one week early with @SIRIUSXM.

One week left to get your tickets to “SmartLess LIVE!” at The Hollywood Bowl. See all you Smarties there! #SmartLess #TheHollywoodBowl

How long can you say Happy Halloween after the 31st? Asking for a friend 👀🎃 Hide your candy for a @cartunaradio treat with our pal, Larry David!

Ok with the pretzels; it’s David Duchovny. A ship of fools, Dads’ novels, making music, and finalllllly teaching Jason how to read. On an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill “SmartLess” is available one week early with @SIRIUSXM.

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Just kidding! We'd never scare you like that 🧡

Haunted house idea: no new Monday episode 😱