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dude i went from straight A's to straight ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy im fucked
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Going to work raw. No caffeine, no breakfast, no motivation, just good old fashioned anxiety
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“My mom makes the best macarona bashamel”—every single Egyptian ever
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dAmNnN tHiS dOiNg nUmBerS‼️only promoting my cat (who is unironically more dominant than this pseudo-alpha Oompa Loompa)
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