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@antitractionist

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Sean, white guy, He/Him. 31. Shy, bi, and ready to cry. Zoelette Duimessand @ Brynhildr 🔞🇵🇸

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I'm on the other website now, the one run by a different billionaire lunatic
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@yumcoconutmilk ah ok *adds "my therapist is making fun of me online" to my grand list of anxieties*
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@TheSpiceDAO “The extent permitted by law” is none, at all, because you do not own the rights
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@IsraeliPM Why do you get to decide what American citizens can or can’t do?
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@MichLKosinski You are hideously unqualified to be a journalist if you think this, good lord
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@PopCrave Elon Musk has trouble building cars that work, why would anyone believe he can do this
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@UnequalScenes @Grubhub if he is tipped less than 100 dollars he should be allowed to eat the customer
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@BiblicalAnarchy Hey man what do you think an abortion ban is
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@TheThomason @bombsfall maybe I DID accidentally order the rats
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@myunclesmemes I will simply choose ten million dollars instead of having to do school and puberty again
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@nytimes What the fuck does Afghanistan have to do with 9/11
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@myunclesmemes Plus imagine how horrifying it would be to be a six year old who A. Knows what the future holds and B. Is powerless to do anything about it
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@AITA_online “Please, my son is very stupid” is a novel, though not unwarranted, defense
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@MinovskyArticle When you “ask” to “pass” the “salt, my stand will activate
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@airlivenet how many reusable straws should I buy to offset this
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@DeptofDefense In her next appearance Captain Marvel will wipe out a Yemeni wedding
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@igorbobic Yeah man did you think recruiters target high schools because they like the atmosphere
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@BiblicalAnarchy Not being rhetorical, here. Answer the question.
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@SenatorSinema Do you think we can’t see the video
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@nytimes The FBI withheld evidence in the assassination of a prominent civil rights leader??
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@RyanChandlerTV Shame these guys were too scared to stop the Uvalde shooting
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@AITA_online shout out to your son's friend for being like "well MY mom would NEVER bake a bad cake", though, that's very funny
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@ELLEmagazine God imagine being the dude whose wife left him for MARTIN SHKRELI
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@josephfcox The question is no longer “did they shoot any kids”, it’s “how many of the kids did they shoot”
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@neiltyson He’s magic, Neil, and unbound by physical laws. Embarrassing oversight on your part.
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@KimKardashian Very cool! I haven’t seen my grandma in months because she could die
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@masculinesoul congrats you are as easily tricked as Walter White
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@thegamerwebsite Video games are the only medium I know that is so hostile to the idea of preservation
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@tinygeniebb I figured BYU students are still coming to terms with mixed race relationships, they’re not caught up to the rest of the world yet
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@ODonnell4NH Hey man since you think this is real can I inspect your wallet? I'm the wallet inspector.
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@SenatorSinema At least be honest and tell your constituents you don’t think they deserve slightly higher poverty wages
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@NYCParks sadly they had to spend the money that could have paid for lifeguards on cops instead
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@JoeOtterson @justin_halpern @PMSchumacker Out of your mind if you expect me to believe Batman doesn’t eat pussy
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@DasMogul @BonesNotNcluded Didn’t you watch the video? He’s just talking about Mountain Dews, baby!
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@BW when the edible hits
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@ColumbiaSIPA @LincolnMitchell @CNNOpinion I cannot think of a scenario where this ticket doesn’t lose upwards of 40 states
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@Variety huh, probably shouldn't have tried to write a show about a lawyer then
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@AITA_online I will be living under the assumption that this one is bait, for my own mental health. thank you
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@ekodagreat The guy who poisoned the water endorsed Biden
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@nypost Look, when you enter into an open relationship, you run the risk of Brad Pitt showing up
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@jacobkornbluh Oh so they’re just leveling Gaza by accident. Ok
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@headfallsoff Vegeta you won bro why are you crying about Yamcha
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@io9 You were always supposed to be horrified by what Anakin does on Tattooine, guys
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@bebopnetflix Oh did you guys forget to post the full color version
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@SartBimpson7 @ampol_moment Woodrow Wilson suffered a debilitating stroke in 1919 so from 1919-1921 his wife Edith was, de facto, the president. She managed white house affairs, decided what issues required his attention, etc
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@margaritaevna95 "Don't take your baby to the doctor" will save money in the long run once it dies, this is true
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@MCUPerfectGifs This is what the Eternals comics looked like if anyone was wondering
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@AITA_reddit She got mad at him for preferring a “plastic leg” IT’S HIS LEG! IT’S HIS LEG HE NEEDS TO WALK AND DO SHIT!! OH MY GOD
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@WTVM He’s got such a pep in his step I can’t bear to root against him
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@Knoebelbroet The free market is a fine idea on paper but it just doesn’t work in real life.
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@cameron Hey man check out this image of the Mona Lisa
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@IndieWire This guy woke up in Olivia Wilde’s bed that day and says “time to say what I really think about gay men”
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@espn Gentlemen, please! Violence is not in the spirit of the *checks notes* Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl
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@JustinMcElroy I bet they’re just gonna donate again but at a much smaller, and therefore more effective, amount
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@thehill why is she press secretary again
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@curator1of1 @colordotmuseum What happens in your mind when you look at a sunrise? It's absolutely not what happens in mine.
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@Hyundai_Global Hey guys what was Gi-hun’s job
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@AITA_reddit I have a sneaking suspicion that you think you can just designate a dog as a guard dog without specialized training from basically puppyhood, which...isn’t how it works
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@BushsBeans Well, guys, I have some good news and some bad news
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@JStein_WaPo Oh ok so voting for Biden is why we’re getting a shittier relief package. Will keep that in mind for 2024
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@Telegraph Oh is THAT the problem with it
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@snlhostsintro This feels like three hours long
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@Eve_Barlow @tabletmag I hope someday you have to explain this post to the ghost of an actual pogrom victim
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@CouncilofRings Oh I didn't notice this cause I don't watch the show frame by frame
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@JanPieter @MandoParty @barrysmit Boy not looking good for Mars when his shit doesn’t work on earth
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@thehill It is amazing how ill suited Biden is to the current moment. There were so many nominees and the DNC went with the one least capable of handling the GOP
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@thediegocrespo @fozfens If Idris Elba asked me that question that alone would put me in the hospital
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@JUNlPER *guy boasting about his job of holding children hostage while his squad kills their parents* um, I’m good?
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@Walmart This explains why I saw him at the food bank
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@ODonnell4NH Declining to provide your wallet for inspection is a federal offense, you know.
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@ComicBook Wow! I'm having trouble thinking of a more outrageous insult!
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@J__Velasquez "You can unionize, but don't you dare unionize"
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@bennyjohnson And then what happened
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@Psychic_Driving @lovessmallsong Really enjoying the phrase “she towered over her now dead husband”
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@JUNlPER Forgot that replies are just always hideous now cause they boost the racists
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@Wario64 Tempting, but mama didn’t raise a strike breaker
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@poetatoeboi THAT’S NOT GOOD FOR THE SINK
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@ABCPolitics How many code violations did the building have, Mr. Mayor
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@thehill This dude seems like he rules
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@myunclesmemes Me, age 6, knowing 9/11 is going to happen and being unable to stop it vs me, age 29, with 10 million dollars
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@CBSLAKristine @CBSLA Cops shot a kid because a guy had a bike lock
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@sarahnferris This is correct in that the US bodycount is higher than Hamas and the Taliban could ever dream of
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@MaxBoot You and Khashoggi worked for the same newspaper dude
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@ABC Homeless guy, watching from the street: How inspiring!
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@JasonSCampbell Terrible news for the virus, hopefully it doesn’t have to put up with him for too long
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@nytimes Probably shouldn’t have shot a fucking 13 year old if they wanted calm
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@shadihamid Why would I be friends with someone who thinks lots of my other friends are subhuman
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@headfallsoff "also we're rolling this out in stages so if someone takes your name, oh well"
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@HenryLouis21 @empiremagazine Imagine, if you will, a dinosaur that finds the idea of committing crimes to be funny
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@AITA_reddit Wow, a literal “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”
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@SCOTUSblog Anything short of the court’s abolition is an atrocity
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@redditships @fishgirlfriend It’s so refreshing to see posts like this and not, like, “my [23f] boyfriend [65M] just poisoned me?”
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@sfpelosi Are you by chance related to Nancy Pelosi, who is right this moment campaigning for anti-choice candidate Henry Cuellar
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@Newsweek An INCREDIBLE tactic to use when defending oneself against allegations of Nazi-like behavior
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@_LouieG_ @Skapokon “You are not fired for the Pearl porn but I won’t lie it didn’t help you either”
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@SethAMandel Honestly fucking vile that you think people being rude to you online is a pogrom
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@BW jokes aside, why would I feel bad for them? They don't have to live through the climate apocalypse
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@Harlan Whoa, watch out, Philly, Augustus Gloop is heading your way
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@shadihamid Hey guys let’s all go hang out with Greg, who is nauseated by the idea of you being able to afford insulin
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