today my coworker asked if i listen to my chemical romance, he said i give off “welcome to the black parade vibes” 😭 i am wearing blue jeans and nonslip sketchers, how did he know?

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no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

type shit your enby friend from 2020 went by. cyg for short (pronounced sig, like sig fig)

ambrosia more like dipped pretzel

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i’ve never been to JM (jersey mike’s) for the first time and got asked “mikes way!?” and i panicked and im scared they hate me and i will die if i do or do not eat this sandwich

popping bros asparagus cherry

FUCK YES! FUCK YES!!!!!!!

talking to kira without @ ing her is my number one thing cuz she will find it within 24 hours anyway

violent vira amd blackbriar should collab

okay so the sign i have taken too much adderall it that i feel the bottom of my feet and my upper lip, as opposed to when i have had too much weed and i can feel my knees and jaw-joints. science.

🤕 this emoji minus the bandage would be so perfect for sadness-from-unfortunate-information empathy face�� ¡ alguien ! ! hazlo ! ¡ porfaa ! 😗🫢🤭

even my @ is in lowercase, transmaxxign

my mom calls me bugs

leave a sex toy outside, call that Arctic Vibe @CelsiusOfficial

They call the song Don’t Fear The Reaper but then they go and add that scary part in the middle

sitting on the couch and the love of my life starts playing our song on the guitar and waits for me to look up after hearing the first chord because it makes me fall in love with him every time like it did the first time he played it for me ☺️ 😆 i love youuuu

Walking by someone’s house and smelling their laundry detergent being pumped out the vents feels so intimate

haven’t thought about contortionists is a while