lil bruh
@fitfuljest
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when people ghost me it’s cowardly and immature. but when i ghost people it’s very nuanced and i don’t deserve to be judged
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me when i was in the er with a mask and sunglasses on (concussion made me sensitive to light) and i was giving plague doctor
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there are people who could get bitten during a zombie apocalypse but even as they start tweaking they’d still insist it’s “just allergies”
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anybody interested in older mature women?
her spotify listening age was 19 you sick fuck
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how to tell the difference between cucumbers and zucchinis: cucumbers are circumcised and zucchinis are uncircumcised
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FUCK YES! FUCK YES!!!!!!!
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the trans-siberian orchestra implies the existence of a cis-siberian orchestra
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another successful night of scaring my friends by pointing out constellations and explaining the ancient greek myths behind them ✅
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old phone is currently syncing up to new phone and it says it'll take 5 hours so i'm posting this from my laptop. feels like i'm in the dark ages
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finally getting a new phone tomorrow so my pics can evolve past 2009 + got my nails done
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today i discovered the concept of dicing all my vegetables in the morning so i can save time when cooking my meal in the evening #chessnotcheckers
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i literally only use high when i’m boiling water what is wrong with u people
lowkey started turning the heat down after that "young hoes cook everything on high" tweet
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accepting that i cannot achieve my goals without being constantly busy and overworked and miserable for the next 6 months
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i have six (6) assignments due today so i am once again saying if anyone is a hitman and needs a commission i will send you my address
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happy sagittarius season
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