may i offer you a moon princess in these trying times

RT @michaelsroberts:

RT @cdiersing: I’ll be missing rehearsals today, Liz, I’m auditioning for the lead in Oh Mary, a play based on the life of Mary Todd Lincol….

RT @jacks0npollack: They're calling it intersectionality folks, in-ter-sec-tion-al-it-y, and it's one of the greatest theories we've ever s….

RT @Wario64:

deeply disturbing to see this on the dog account. That’s like if you posted “spider man can wave to citizens of New York” on the dog account.

(Sydney Sweeney voice) hey scoot.

RT @Liv_Agar: Wow

RT @gracecthdralprk: During the neoliberal period, passenger trains were privatized and disappeared. With the Fourth Transformation, they h….

she’s straight up gaming

my favorite Zelda characters are the carpenter’s gay sons in ocarina of time who don’t want to do any work.

Like yeah I think you lost to a dog in chess but you could at LEAST make a legal play before losing your mind.

it’s so funny for the gaylors to just absolutely shrivel and crash out instead of, for even a second, considering to take the bi angle.

Why aren’t they on their phones.

RT @escargotpro_: Hes bringing cringe millennial early 2010s funcore shit back and in doing so hes going to Save Society, we need this; You….

the kids not being able to read shouldn’t affect me, a 28 year old, at least in a negative way. I’ll be valued as a fully functional member of society whose brain kind of works for longer, and hopefully by the time I’m old as shit we have solved this and the next batch can read.

Never have been against going to the movies alone but today I walked into the same AMC as yesterday and got my ticket checked by the same worker as yesterday who told me to go to the same theater as yesterday and that was a little tough.

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RT @CantEverDie:

“Ben from ice cream”.

thought this was the Hofstra student center for a second.