this may sound crazy but you need to get these into as many baskets as possible

Elite take with a kernel of truth, just poorly delivered. Yes, public health matters, but so do affordability & accessibility. Policy debates shouldn’t erase lived experiences or turn into moralising people’s grocery carts. When framed from an ivory tower, it misses the point.

Good morning or as the Chinese say “good morning.” But in their own language

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

whatever needs to be said was said in Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

Nothing like being Gen Z and still worrying if your Gen Z intern finds your farewell gift lame🗿

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker "Mastercard" because they take credit for other people's work.

The current Panadols aren't panadolling the way previous panadols panadolled

BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.

I’m letting go of my hiking trip to Mount Merbabu, Yogyakarta, 26-30 June 2025 slot. Total cost: RM890 (flight excluded). If you or anyone you know is keen on an adventurous hiking trip, DM me & I’ll share the details. Would love for someone else to take my spot & enjoy it!

@heyyitsdidi @VanityyFox Thank you for the Oxford comma.

Car tires can take on potholes, gravel, crazy speeds, and the weight of a fully loaded car but one tiny screw and it’s game over.

Popia rangup untuk Raya

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term

@quesadaaa_ Having your own morals and living by them is important. The benefit is you have to live with yourself and the kind of person you are and the legacy you leave. No you aren’t gifted anything in return

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Auto-tune was created in 1990. Singers in 1970:

When you meet a swordsman, draw your sword: Do not recite poetry to one who is not a poet.