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Find a box to put me in:
Millennial
Hispanic 🇩🇴🇵🇪
Chinese Zodiac: 💧🐒
Big 3: ♌️♎️♐️
Life Path: 5
ENTJ
Pure blood 🩸
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Karma will be with you shortly.
She’s just sharpening her nails & finishing her drink.
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MERRY Christmas 🎄🎁 🎅🏽
Hope everyone’s having a lovely holiday season.
𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜
𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮/𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 🫂.
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Is it “Hump Day”, or just another day to inch towards your goals?
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PEPPERMINT and CHOCOLATE DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER 😤❗️
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(P.S. The Real New Year is in the Spring. But we’re not discussing that today❕)
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HOW I TALK TO MY YOUNGER COUSINS TO REVERSE THEIR INDOCTRINATION:
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Last Halloween, dressed as my “enemy.”
The world is my litter box 🐾
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An apple a day keeps the pHARMa incentivized doctor$ away.
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Thank You to all the wonderful people I virtually met on X so far.
Thank You for reading my ridiculous thoughts & putting up with me 😅.
Looking forward to continue entertaining most of you & annoying some of you😉.
Here’s to 2024 🥂
May Karma be on your side.
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GM
Remember to limit your time online.
There’s a whole world out there.
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“𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯 “🥀
What’s that mean to you?
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Men like it when you’re a little mean.
They don’t want you to be too nicey nice, goody two all the time.
Ladies, BE MEAN. GRRR👹‼️
(But in a flirty way 🥺👉👈)
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Norway has a thing for Trolls.
They’d like it here on X .
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Have we tried sending in Kendall with a pack of Pepsi yet?
🇮🇱🤝🇵🇸
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SKÅL 🍻!!!
God Fredag to all,
hope September has been good so far.
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Never let root chakra dwellers
disturb your peace.
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That anger you feel. That bitterness you feel from an injustice you experienced…
Use that to fuel your growth.
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Imagine UberEats has a sale today because they predict city dwellers will stay home? And you know…capitalism.
“𝙅𝙞𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙎𝙖𝙡𝙚 - 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝟭𝟱% 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧.”
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Let’s all copy Nancy Pelosi’s portfolio.
She’s like a trading genius 🥴
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What do you call it when you’re still a lil high from yesterday?
Highover?
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You ever get the urge to throw yourself down the stairs?
Not in a suicidal way, but out of curiosity?
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Modern day “friendships”
last about 4 years max.
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Fellas, why are you fat?
You have no reason to be.
You will never get pregnant, or have fluctuating hormones.
You’re not allowed to be fat.
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Does anybody have Nancy Pelosi’s Financial Advisor’s contact?
I’d like to have a word with them…
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Why are you,
in the Information Age,
eating Fast Food❓
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If your stomach’s not asking you questions, then you are NOT hungry.
Put the cookie down🔫.
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Today’s Synchronicity:
Binged on 90-2000s Rock today. Remember listening to Deftones because of that album cover with the chick.
Part of the reason people are “having less sex” now is because all of the music is gay it makes the men gay and makes the women dry up 90s music was made specifically to drive women crazy the entire decade was a soundtrack for sex now all you have is fat dorks and nggr music
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Well, here’s to another birthday.
Hope I age like Sofia Vergara, or Angela Basset 🍷🎂
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Instead of Pineapples on pizza,
why not Peaches 🤔❔
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Whoever’s viewing my posts but never interacts…
…don’t be afraid 🥺
This is a judge free zone.
I won’t bite your head off…
…unless you’re mean to me 👹
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Got my period with yesterday’s Full Moon. Feels witchy…
⚡️Am I a 𝘉𝘳𝘶𝘫𝘢?
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Alright y’all, officially Dragon season🔥
Don’t be a degenerate.
Take action with integrity.
Wealth lies behind the Dragon.
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Pooh’s dream🌟
My uncle says it’s costly & requires a lot of effort (like all good things), but that won’t stop me 😈 I will have my bees.
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I hate it when your arm is angled perfectly for water to slide down your sleeve as you wash your hands.
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I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN A FCKIN BOX STACKED NEAR A BUNCH OF OTHER BOXES ❗️
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Hey, O blood types:
We wuz Aliens, Sirius B is calling 🛜
8 blood groups
A, B, AB and O
RhD+ positive or RhD- negative
A-, A+
B-, B+
AB-, AB+
O-, O+
All A, B, AB are Indigenous to Earth
O is Extra Terrestrial, brought here by the Anunnaki
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𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞
All I bought this year was a printer,
so I can print shipping labels for my clutter.
𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞
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When is the appropriate day to stop saying “ Happy New Year” ?
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My mom is so cute.
She saves magazine clips of what she knows I’ll be interested in.
On that note, Japan is YEARS ahead and Ireland will PAY you to move to one of their islands.
#travelnews
#traveltips
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What if I look at the eclipse through a mirror?
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Ladies, please get Officially married.
Don’t be a WINO 💍
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Stop listening to Redpill bros.
They’re making you gay.
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Me, when I see mean people from my past 🔥SUFFERING🔥:
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Spring cleaning.
That includes the digital stuff too.
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These btches think they’re Kali, collecting all these bodies 🤢
Imagine all those demons that transferred to her by sleeping with all of those men.
Scary.
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When you have to support the child support:
A woman recorded her "baby daddy" outside of a Waffle House because she set up a job interview for him there since he wasn't working and she was allegedly the one paying for at least some things.
He refused to go in 'cuz "there's too many people" so "it get too busy" and he
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SURVIVOR but it’s celebrities/top 1% stripped of their assets and must survive 30 days as a commoner 🍿
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Dystopian. Easy target.
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This is how I learn :
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Ever been so nervous around your crush that you awkwardly blow on cold food 🍦? 😆
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A lady who loves inappropriate jokes💗
Show me your most OUTRAGEOUS memes ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Biden should pursue a career in mumble rap 🎤🎶
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Ok we get it. You hang with ped0s and eat poop in exchange for fame 🙄
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We could’ve had free energy for all,
but NOOO here we are arguing about gender, race and on the brink of WW3😶
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😬😬😬
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“How do you stay skinny?”
…Everything’s expensive and almost nothing is edible in the US.
Once you break out of the food Matrix 98% of the grocery store is suddenly inedible. It's jarring to realize.
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The more you know,
the more you know how little you know.
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