Angelica Noi
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Tall, dark and sultry ❤️🔥 CEO of bisexuality ❤️🔥 my debut novel with @invisibooks is out soon ✍️ Alarmingly hot
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🇬🇧LONDON🇬🇧
Your favourite vice (me!) is back next month, and I'm now taking applications for dinner dates, sleepovers, clandestine trips to Paris, and of course, trysts with any number of my gorgeous provider friends 👩❤️💋👩
June 10-20th 💌
Pre-booking is highly encouraged ❤️
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Why society hates sexworkers:
1. We acknowledge the value of sex/intimacy and choose to benefit rather than accept casual fetishization
2. We navigate sexuality on our own terms and choose who/where/when intentionally
3. We are financially independent
Resist whorephobia x
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Let's talk deposits and why they are an important and legitimate business practice for SW's 🧵
I can absolutely understand that it feels a bit nerve-wracking to send funds to someone if you haven't met them yet. You worry about being scammed, and would prefer to pay on arrival
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SW'rs just love a shy guy who works in tech who comes in trembling and then proceeds to blow our back out :)
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Being a true ally to sexworkers is more than just liking and retweeting content from your favourite providers on your secret account
It's denouncing whorephobia when you hear your peers make a crude joke. It's standing up for us in your real life. It's supporting us as PEOPLE 👏
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I find it funny that some clients worry that paying for it means I might not be *actually* enjoying the intimacy involved in this work.
Money is not only an extremely powerful love language, it expresses respect, care and makes my life easier. What could be hotter?
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I wish more clients understood that during our initial contact, while you may be feeling aroused, excited, curious, we are first and foremost trying to assess whether or not you are SAFE. No matter how “high end” or otherwise the provider, this is a DANGEROUS job. 1/2
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I've been seeing many of my lovely colleagues making frustrated posts about clients engaging in "carrot dangling" behaviour
Here's a thread about WHAT carrot dangling is (in the context of the s3x industry) and how NOT to do it 🧵
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A non-comprehensive list of questions NOT to ask a sexworker. (Feel free to add your own!)
-Do you have a boyfriend?
-What do you REALLY do?
-How many clients do you see per day/week/month?
-Does your family know you do this?
-Can I take you out to dinner, just as friends?
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New client: wow ur so smart?!
Me, a sexworker + businesswoman who tours internationally and navigates diverse marketing strategies, holds a degree in social sciences and excels at peer advocacy, conflict resolution and leadership, speaks 3 languages and is working on
#4
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Um thx
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Why do younger clients assume sexworkers will offer them discounts? Do you think we have trouble meeting guys or having sex in our personal lives?
Sexworkers work hard and have built a brand and a business. Please don't insult us by assuming we're just dying to get laid 😂
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The beautiful thing about paying for sex is the acknowledgement that you are receiving something of VALUE.
Often men feel like they are ENTITLED to free sex from women, yet in reality sex is a gift! It should be treated as such, and paying your respects affirms it's great worth
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Don’t fall into the trap of thinking every escort on twitter is a princess living an excessively charmed life. Many of us are hit with real shit constantly. We’re survivors, we navigate occupying the world’s most stigmatized position daily. Please respect that reality.
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Being in the sex industry has taught me to have extremely high standards for the men in my life, and honestly I’m so grateful for that. Saves me so much goddamn time 😂
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Dear clients who find the way providers communicate to be curt, business-like, even bordering on rude... you have NO IDEA how much of our time is wasted constantly! Demonstrate courtesy and respect and we'll warm up <3
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How to ensure that you will never see me again, despite us having a nice time together.
Seriously, don’t do this. It sends the message that you have absolutely no regard for my safety and it’s creepy as hell. Very disappointed in this person.
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Clients, please don't ask SW if "anything bad has ever happened to you."
Not only is it tokenizing and intrusive, you are NOT emotionally equipped nor trained to deal with the answer, and it often puts us in the position of having to lie or making ourselves overly vulnerable.
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Pads and Tampons: $
Birth control: $$
Abortions: $$$
and then most men expect free sex and "hate condoms". 😂😂😂
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If you are worried about being scammed: PLEASE do your research. If a provider has a personal website, an active Twitter profile, professional photos etc, then it is very unlikely that she is willing to sacifice her reputation for a few hundred bucks!!
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Men, who don’t know how to compliment a woman without putting other women down: “I’m just not into the blond, fake nails, big tits Barbie look you know?”
Me, a bisexual: “ok well more for me then 😍”
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Absolutely correct. Women cutting their hair short should receive hefty fines for reducing their attractiveness to men by 110% 😂💀 No one has ever booked me, I pay my rent based on vibes alone.
Short hair on a woman rarely works. It’s usually a sign they’ve given up on being sexually relevant — ie “comfortable” in a relationship. Sweatpants vibes. Not sexy. A woman vs. a dyke. Few women with the right face & skull shape can pull this off. Should be discouraged, banned.
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However, please consider what doing business as a SW is like.
When we post enticing images of themselves online along with their contact information, we are inevitably bombarded with messages of all kinds. MOST PEOPLE WHO CONTACT US HAVE NO INTENTION OF MEETING US.
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You ever wonder if the artist Sting feels awkward about his ultimate save-a-ho anthem "Roxanne"?
Surely if they met today Roxanne would politely decline all future bookings, block his number, and then make an aggravated yet anonymous tweet about the experience the next day. 😂
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I've said before ,that while it shouldn't necessarily be this way, sex work is *often* a safer and more satisfactory sexual experience for straight women when compared to hook-up culture.
A big reason for this is that *often* men respect women MORE when they're paying for sex
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😍 my kink is watching hot empowered bitches taking zero shit and living their best lives 😍
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Imagine sifting through endless messages from guys who quite literally just want to take up our time and attention for free, who PRETEND to want to see us just for the satisfaction of having a back-and-forth through text or email with a SW.
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I'll never understand clients who are super stingy about rates during the booking process and then spend lavishly on dinner/drinks when you're with them. So you're willing to spend cash on a mf steak but not your living breathing gorgeous escort?
Those are some priorities 🤔🤔
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Blaming sexworkers for a husband's infidelity is entirely misguided and offensive. Need I remind you that sexwork is the oldest profession and is def not going anywhere? Removing "temptation" doesn't stop men from cheting. Y'all are adults, take responsibility.
It’s weird to me that I almost never see sex workers publicly acknowledge that one reason their profession is stigmatized is because they are often party to the generally unethical act of a partner seeking sex outside of a monogamous relationship
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Scamming is always possible so please be diligent. However, we provide deposits for restaurants, hair and nail salons, photographers etc. Why should SW be any different?
We deserve to be treated like the professionals we are. And deposits allow us that legitimacy.
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Dear American Clients
This is not a personal attack, but please respect my decision to abstain from visiting your country for any reason, be it business, pleasure or both until sexual assault is taken seriously and a known abuser is no longer in power.
Respectfully,
Zuzanna
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Me smashing that “available now” button on Tr*st and then falling asleep 45 minutes later 😌
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With time and experience, a SW learns to identify patterns of what we all "timewasters", but many times we are duped by people who are so clever at pretending to be serious and wanting to book, and yet STILL have absolutely no intention of ever meeting us. Wild, but true.
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It baffles me how many guys think its appropriate to send 'hi" as a text without followup. Would you say that to a girl at a bar and then sit there in silence? Do you think I'm in need of a casual chat? Do you really think I'll see you if you can't bother to write a proper intro?
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We have to block out times in our schedules. Some have to arrange incalls, others hire baby-sitters. When a client no-shows or cancels, we lose out not only on that money, but on the money we have turned down to prioritize that appointment.
Hair, makeup etc also takes TIME
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Carrot dangling is when clients allude to or make explicit promises about future bookings, travel plans, or gifts that, for whatever reason, they are not able and/or willing to fulfil
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⛓️ Trinity from Matrix but 6'1 ⛓️
Latex: Atsuko Kudo
Photog:
@CHRISNUTT_
First time I'm shooting in this incredible custom made outfit (merci S) and I have a feeling it won't be the last. What do we think?
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It is my belief that once a SW is in a position to do so, she WILL require deposits? Why? It is simply a much more intentional and stress-free way of meeting clients who are SERIOUS and who VALUE our time and schedules!
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Unfortunately, due to stigma, most clients do not take our jobs seriously nor do they treat us like professionals. They follow the whims of how they are feeling at any given time.
Now please, consider the work involved for a SW to meet you....(continued)
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I raised my rates recently as I'm in classes and have limited time and higher expenses. It's amazing to see people who HAVEN'T EVEN BOOKED ME come out of the woodwork to inform me that it's not ok.
My pussy is not a civil liberty ppl! This is not a public service 😂
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Then there are clients who are really excited at the prospect of meeting us, and DO intend to do so but when the time comes they change their mind and no-show, or come up with an excuse as to why they can no longer meet (usually at the last minute). This also happens constantly.
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A common example of carrot-dangling is when a client says something like “I plan to be a regular” before he has even met a provider. The client hopes that in meeting the escort, she will do her utmost to impress him, seeing as he has made the promise to see her often
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Here is your reminder that your local soup fan is also sexy and statuesque ❤️❤️❤️
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As a girl growing up, u r essential powerless to objectification. U r ridiculed for not having sex. Shamed for having it. Fetishized either way. Taught that ur primary goal in life is to be sexually attractive to men.
Explain to me why profiting from this dynamic is oppressive??
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However, not only is this naive and unrealistic, given that compatibility has not been established, it is more often than not used as a manipulation tactic.
As many of us who have been in the industry long enough know, these guys almost never come back.
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Why beef with your fellow companions when you could lust after them instead?
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Planning sex in advance is not only exciting, it relies on the intention and consent of both parties
People act like couples who schedule sex into their week are embarrassing, that it takes the magic out of it. NOT TRUE! Spontaneity can be ok but I prefer anticipation/buildup!!
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I hope that in reading this thread you get a glimpse as to what is undeniably the most frustrating part of this job: trying to discern and prioritise serious clients amongst the throngs of people who dehumanize us by wasting our time. Deposits allow us to do exactly that ❤️
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In the chaotic sea of messages and emails, you as a client can easily stand out and demonstrate that you are respectful and serious by providing a deposit. We can then carve that time out intentionally for you and know that you will, to your best ability, follow through.
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A close friend was drugged, robbed and assaulted last night while working. I've never been so scared in my life, I genuinely thought I was going to lose them. We went to hospital, they're going to be ok.
Providers, ALWAYS let someone know where you are when working.
Please RT
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You probably don’t think of yourself as a dangerous person but the fact is that due to societal stigma and unhelpful laws, we are in a vulnerable position. Men are likely much more dangerous than you, as a man, realize! And it only takes one bad date for things to go wrong. 2/3
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Petition to spend the day forgetting that the outside world exists?
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PLEASE keep this in mind and make it a priority to put us at ease by complying with our screening. Be respectful and provide information about who you are. Hold off from engaging in erotic talk until we meet in person. Demonstrate that you are kind, courteous, and serious. 3/4
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Wishful thinking is not a crime, however when you are involving another human whose livelihood is directly affected, it’s manipulation.
So, beyond manipulation being unpleasant/unethical, why should you NOT do this?
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Firstly, many providers can identify this behaviour from a mile away. We know that actions speak louder than words, and frankly, false promises are a HUGE turn-off.
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Clients often say things like “I need to see you sometime soon” or “would love to see you in x city” or even go so far as to discuss the details of bookings and FMTY’s but without confirming/ sending deposits/ or ever intending to actually book...
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🇨🇦 CANADA DATES 🇨🇦
Vancouver: June 27th-July 9th
Toronto: July 9th-15th
Ottawa:July 15th-20th
Montreal: July 20th-28th
Can't wait to see you! Thank you for the RT's <3 they will be reciprocated 💕
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I'm your boss now 💕
Love this leggy photo by
@lustforlifelndn
What do you think? My first ever outdoor shoot!
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I honestly can't wait until the day that sexworkers can legitimately run for government, because I swear we would do a better job than all of y'all. 😎
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Despite what you see on twitter, don’t assume all SW’ers are just horny girls who love money. A lot of us have financial obligations to family, health issues, and reasons that prevent us from functioning in 9-5’s. Please be respectful and conscientious always.
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When I'm prime minister I will decriminalize sexwork but criminalize timewasting and set up a rehabilitation program for timewasters which involves a lot of deep cleaning and scrubbing of bathrooms with toothbrushes since apparently these guys have excessive time on their hands
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I’ve just been awarded a 25 000 grant from Canada Arts Council for my debut novel! 😭
I’m so grateful to have this support as I prepare for publication, and the resources to make it the best it can be during this last leg of edits. Can’t wait to share it with you all next year!
Omg thank you all, it worked!! 😍😍😍 Sharing my good news tomorrow…
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As this date happened all outside I was not overly attentive to screening, and now I see that it was wrong of me.
I don’t care what your marital situation is, your need for discretion is NOT greater than my need to stay safe. End point.
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Need to maintain a high-earning lifestyle because I refuse to stop showering people in tips
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HOW can people still think SW'ers are riddled with STI's?? Our sexual health = our livelihood so OBVY we take this seriously. You wanna talk about high risk? Guys begging me to bareback and offering me more $ even AFTER i've said no. Your wives can thank me for denying your ass.
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Clients may also discuss longer bookings (overnights, FMTY’s) they've had with other providers during the booking process or the booking itself. While this may or may not be factual information, it could be subconsciously used as a manipulation tactic to urge a provider...
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Do you want your companion to be nervous, on edge and anxious to meet you? Not sexy. I certainly don’t want to feel this way, and I make a point not to. Not everyone has the privilege to forego screening. Make it a point to get comfortable with doing it anyway.
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That's it, thanks for reading and honouring my downright refusal to ever get the blue check!! 🥰🫶
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We know you’re excited. Companionship is a gift!
Plan that FMTY, b0ok the girl! But please, before you do, take a deep breath and analyse whether it’s realistic and actionable. Once you are committed to the plan, reach out, and reap the rewards.
You’ll have an amazing time
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Gentleman, please don’t ask your provider to “trust you”, especially if it’s a new relationship. You better believe we’ve been burned before and learned not to put ourselves in situations where we have to make ourselves vulnerable. Please just comply with our rules, thanks x
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While subconsciously, you may be intending to get closer to your companion, carrot-dangling can have the opposite effect and even bar you from seeing that companion in the future.
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I'm aware that sometimes I and other providers may seem uncompromising, zealous and perhaps sharp when it comes to things like misogyny, sexual assault, and politics. Please bear in mind that we are navigating a very dangerous job and are confronted by aggression and stigma (1)
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to let their guard down, and to be on their best behaviour in hopes of cashing in on a similar experience.
It's not only Timewasters—unfortunately even some of the best, most lucrative clients engage in carrot-dangling.
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Client at the start of booking: Soo you must find it hard to date?
Client at the end of booking: Would you ever consider having a boyfriend? Are you interested in guys like that? Do you ever meet a client and feel a connection? Would you be into having dinner? PLZZ PICK ME!
😂
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Despite the inter-worker drama that often circulates on here, I stand on the fact that relationships with other SW can and will save your life ❤️
Don’t shy away from building relationships. Practice discernment of course! We are an invaluable resource to each other.
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I suspect that most men who screen were probably nervous the first time they did it, and then they went through with the date and realized that LITERALLY nothing happened. In fact it improved the quality of the date! And going forward they screen readily and reap the rewards ?/!
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One of the many things I like about SW is getting to spend time and share intimacy with people whom I would otherwise never cross paths with. Like hello Mr. Principal Vice Chair of Interdepartmental Communications for the Office of Employee Technology, welcome to my Pussy™️
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I just want everyone to know that I met Lana Wachowski (director of Matrix) at the club last night and told her that my current branding is ‘Trinity but 6’1’ and that I’m doing a full latex Trinity shoot at the end of the month. She laughed and hugged me lol 😇
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As a sexworker I will never take for granted the network of people who love and support me and respect my occupation. Still, it's not hard to branch out of this bubble and encounter stigma, resentment and hatred.
Please challenge this stigma in your peers, it may save a life.
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Women who have the capacity to harness their sexual power are compelling, dynamic and effectual. Calling a woman a “slut” is a cheap shot at diminishing this power, stigmatizing sexworkers is a patriarchal tool meant to shame us into submission.
But we know our power 💋
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Keep in mind that if you, as a serious client, engage in carrot-dangling, you are unintentionally likening yourselves to the countless Timewasters who DO intend to do nothing more than disrespect us by wasting out time and energy in the pursuit of our attention.
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Wake me up after ANYTHING less than 6 hours of sleep if you're looking for BGFE, or Bitchy Girlfriend Experience 😇
Package includes watching me turn from a sleeping angel into an indignant brat, hitting you with a pillow, drinking your coffee as well as mine
Still cute tho 😇
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I love guys who just like respectfully nerd out over women’s bodies during sex, treat you like the Goddess you are throughout, and if the world were to end while you’re sitting on their face you know they’d die happy and without regret. 😂💋
#sexnerd
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London 🇬🇧 I've missed you!
I'll be with you April 25-30 🩷
Send love notes and playful propositions, as usual time is limited so pre-booking is greatly encouraged! 💌
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Monday’s are always hard but just remember that if you keep persevering and work hard enough you can take me to dinner and have me sit on your face! 😇😇😇
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