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@andrew__sawan
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Joined November 2013
Blake Griffin could have signed anywhere he wanted as a free agent this past offseason, but re-upped with LA. Then he gets traded to Detroit less than one season into his five-year deal. Clippers did him dirty man.
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Chris Paul was in the Rockets locker room like ayyy bruh check this, we can go up through the ceiling and through the air conditioning units and drop through the duct pipes and bust these MF’s in their locker room
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CORRECTION: Chris Paul hid in a dining cart as Trevor Ariza, wearing a security uniform and fake mustache, wheeled him into the Clippers locker room
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Watching people return this dropped hat at the parade today was unreasonably thrilling
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BLAKE GRIFFIN MVP LEGOOOO
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That poor wall.
Blake Bortles lost Internet/Wi-Fi bc of storm: "You forget how bad that sucks. I played darts by myself yesterday for an hour and a half."
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Me: I'm always gonna stay current on pop music no matter how old I get Also me: wait who's Lil Plumbst?
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"Did I tell you about my eyes? I have some of the best eyes in the country. I could stare directly at the sun that's how good my eyes are"
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- Hello, who's this? - Ben - Ben who? - Ben D. Knee *hangs up* #GameOfThrones
#GoTS7
#WinterIsHere
#VivePoniente
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