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I talk to dogs as if they are human & I am very clumsy #Fibromyalgia

Southampton, England
Joined September 2010
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@amysowerby
Amy Sowerby
8 years
My boyfriend was explaining to me how its nice to be with me as I'm so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate, he says well all you need is to sleep well, eat lots and go for nice walks, to which I suddenly realised I am a golden retriever
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Mike
2 years
Kerry: “Zak you’re such a bitch I can’t believe that you told Matty that I was bitching about him, that’s really bitchy that you did that, you bitch.” #bbuk #BBUK
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Mike
3 years
Every bloke watching love island right now #loveisland #shaqtanya #tom
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Mike
3 years
@facebook you are honestly useless. I have tried to report a fake account pretending to be my mum and scamming people, and you’ve rejected the report and stated that it’s not causing the community any harm. Sort it out!
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Mike
3 years
Tasha’s game for Andrew #loveisland
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@amysowerby
Amy Sowerby
3 years
Questions in my mind as I’m watching #LoveIsland is ‘I wonder what fabric conditioner they’re using’
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Mike
3 years
“I don’t remember sucking her tits” just bought Andrew’s book #loveisland
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Mike
3 years
Ekin-su #loveisland
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3 years
Ekin-su: “I am fiery btw” Danica: #loveisland
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Amy Sowerby
3 years
My dog reminds me of Ekin-Su one minute he’s all over me then as soon as someone walks through the door he’s gone #LoveIsland
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Mike
4 years
@amysowerby new hobby
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4 years
What do you call a woman who’s really good at darts? Amy.
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@credland_nicki
Nicki Credland 💙
4 years
I will just leave this here……….
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Amy Sowerby
4 years
If Boris Johnson uses my baby name I’m going to scream
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Amy Sowerby
4 years
I won’t be breast feeding for long as I’ll get fed up of it (according to 1 man) I will want to give up my career (according to 3 men) I will get fed up of my child (according to another man) how are these normal things to be saying to a pregnant lady?
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@amysowerby
Amy Sowerby
4 years
Getting particularly annoyed with people (mostly men) telling me how I’m going to behave when my baby is born ~ mostly negative remarks might I add
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@tomshivs
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4 years
the best romcom of all time was released 7 years ago today
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Amy Sowerby
4 years
My bestie threw me the cutest baby shower yesterday 🥺
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@NicKeaney
Nic Keaney 💀
4 years
Buy a rape alarm🚨 Don’t walk alone at night🚨 Don’t be too drunk🚨 Don’t get into the wrong taxi🚨 How about Don’t follow us home Don’t rape us Don’t kill us Don’t lock us in rooms and torture us
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Amy Sowerby
4 years
Please someone help my brain with this I want to understand it better
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Amy Sowerby
4 years
For reference it was Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy announcement that the person had asked to contain a TW but the tile for the video was a positive pregnancy test so what did you expect?
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