FROM TODAY HENCEFORTH IM HATE WATCHING MAN UNITED YOU CANNOT BE SACKING MANAGERS WHILE NOT IMPROVING THE SQUAD

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btw, you can still be friends with someone you were once in love with.

women don’t know what indecent dressing is, till their housemaid wear it in front of their husband.

JOB OPPORTUNITY I am urgently looking for a *lady* Accountant. Salary: 100k Location: Mombasa Rd, near ICD 5yrs experience CPA-K mandatory Quickbooks mandatory Key tasks: Accounts Receivables/Payables, Accounts Statements, Banking, Admin roles, Supply logistics If interested

Saii twitter maboy wengi ni comrades. Lakini madem wengi huku ni wazee over 25 yrs ndio maana vitu mingi tunatweet zinawakasirisha ju washa mature fully. Everyone should introduce atleast one campus whore huku tupate bunch mpya ya kutumia heys.

These politicians are playing Mind games on Kenyan Youths thinking we do not see their games. Wanapanga sana hii poker na hawajui tuko kadi.

Nakuanga delusional that things will work out for me. Sahio niko in the deepest of rock bottom, lakini utanipata nikisema mambo itakuwa poa.

If i am being honest, half the things i went through are in fact because of me; my lack of discipline, not listening to my gut feelings, and my poor decision-making.

Every time there's a dowry topic on the TL I can't stop thinking about this lad.

Nonchalant guys don’t flirt, they just start including you in their future plans like it’s normal and you will accept it.

One thing adulthood has taught me is that I am not above anything. Homelessness, death, no job, literally anything can happen. Hence, I must never be too quick to speak over situations I’ve never found myself in. No one is above anything, not even your good actions can save you

Chudai twitter nimewaletea handles za chudai tupu. Mziangalie after church sio sai😂

One of the hardest thing about the waiting season is that you never know how close or how far your breakthrough is. All you can do is pray for the staying power.

My Face always: Niko kadi! 🥹

you can lock in without deactivating your socials btw.

Quote this post with Mbona Uko kadi? #TukoKadi

🚨💣 Unbelievable scenes! The commentator suddenly burst into song live on air after spotting a stunning woman in the stands 😭```

Majamaaa , depa …depaa …depaaa

Ayeee @IEBCKenya tunarudi chuka Thurday 26th . You stated Yesterday that The offices will resume on Mon 23rd. Akie tukienda huko watuambie tena aty mambo na 30th it won't be business as usual .

Mtu mnaambiwa hamuezi mshinda, alishinda last election na difference 140k votes with a voter apathy of 8M. Sugoi pia wanasema he must come so sijui mbona tunauziwa uwoga. To me, this is as easy as it gets (na hatujaweka newly registered voters).