RT @shornKOOMINS: Her father is correct, obviously

Like come on man, I can’t think of a single oasis song where anyone is required to shred lead guitar, I like some Oasis songs….but they ain’t about that life.

Seeing posts describing Noel Gallagher as “shredding” lead guitar at the Oasis reunion reminds of the time I worked a Shed Seven gig and a 45 year old with a Wellend haircut told me I had probably. “Never seen a real rock and roll band like this”.

Lmao wut

I see the Tonty Blair Institute is back in the news cycle, mans still peddling his usual goods

I am glad I was not an adult as I assume it would have been a more serious offence. I got an official caution for it which years later resulted in me being taken into a room at JFK airport and questioned about the incident by a humourless border officer.

When I was 10 I unintentionally caused a false IRA bomb scare that resulted in the bomb squad coming from Liverpool to do a controlled detention and the village being sealed off, all in all it cost around £1.5 million in terms of expenditure on behalf of the relevant authorities.

RT @largacty1: Several of the greatest heavy metal musicians the world has ever seen all in one place, and David Draiman. .

That’s an impressive statistic, but have you considered the fact Israel is ranked 1st in terms of its complete lack of drip?

The second trial produced equally surprising results.

We created one of Morgan McSw eeney,s AI focus groups to trial for our investigation….the results may surprise you.

New Labour at least had the veneer of some intellectual weight behind it, imagine swapping Anthony Giddens for Ricky Gervais lol.

“Ricky Gervais theory” lmao.

RT @ChristinaTasty: Thank you, Pedro Pascal.

RT @buckfastbadlad: sorted

RT @dank_ackroyd: ‘What’s the matter contactless boy, afraid you might spend something?’

Unfortunately I do not have 3k kicking around to spend on a bass. The new Tim Commerford Stingrays are pretty sweet as well. Love the bridge and saddles on them.